Showing posts with label funny battle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny battle. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Mister Wilson vs Distha MF Baesik


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Mister Wilson started the match first and claimed that his flow was way. He then said he'd have his home girl grab an ice pick and stab Distha MF Baesik. He then claimed that he messes with his adversary's girl and claimed Ace Hood was his idea of a good lyricist. He also claimed rival wasn't very knowledgeable about hip hop and didn't know who Gang starr was. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed Mister Wilson came to Atlanta to take pictures with Bishop Eddie Long. The also made fun of his rival fascination with Sonic. He had a quotable punchline as well. Distha MF Baesik surely won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Mister Wilson went into rhyme and claimed Distha MF Baesik liked men's asses. He then accused him of selling false advertisement and claimed he would never get signed to a label. He implied that he himself still didn't let out an Asian joke. Distha MF Baesik then went into rhyme and claimed everything Mister Wilson said wasn't on point and sounded ridiculous. He then threatened to locate where he lived at and take out everyone in his house serial killer style. He ended his bars claiming that hoped his challenger got his will done. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the cypher Mister Wilson went in and incorporated Nickelodeon references from Rug-rats to Hay Arnold. It was creative. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed it was apparent that Mister Wilson doesn't get women or know what Grind Time is about. He even claimed J fox of getting his challenger fr his money just to tryout. His performance was funny as hell and he even impersonated his adversary. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the match surely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2rTMXRUJRU


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: New Era vs Incredible BA

New Era went into rhyme and claimed he found out that he was gonna battle Incredible BA while he was at work. He then implied he was hungry and anxious for this match. He accused his rival of being on Oun P's penis and claimed that his adversary made a video with him trying to spit and accused him being the weakest. He ended his verse cursing at his rival. Incredible BA then went into spit with a funny remark about New Era. He then said a sick punchline. He ended his verse referencing the Kool aid man. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

New Era then went in the next round of this cypher against Incredible BA and claimed to have always had a gift at rhyming. He then claimed to have been born a prodigy and claimed to be a monster among a few. He accused his opposition of being bad at kicking a freestyle and seemed to got amped up at the end of his verse. Incredible BA then went into spit and accused New Era of having man boobs. He seemed to have more gun references in this round. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle New Era went into rhyme and compared himself to a bad condom. He then implied leaving him leaking and implied putting a cap over his head. He spit a ton of Smack style gun rhymes and got mad hype. Incredible BA then went into rhyme and claimed New Era was greasy. He implied that his opposition would be at home crying after the match was over and mentioned that he came there with J Frost. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical battle New Era then went into rhyme against Incredible BA and claimed that he came to the battle with a large group of people. He then claimed that he was slamming his rivals mother against broken dishes and referenced to Cortez as well. Incredible BA then went into spit and claimed to have information on New Era. He then said His challenger was looking for him on twitter and saying a bunch of gay shit. He then claimed to have seen his adversary getting raped by some fat boys on a play ground and accused his boobs of having their own boobs. New Era won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vz_wdsEn-8



Friday, January 21, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Diligent vs RC

Diligent started the cypher in tribute to his mother and grandfather and gave shotout to Godzilla and Qp from The Animal House. He then claimed to have known what RC was gonna old people jokes. He apparently made his verse in 8 hours. He even brought up Head Ice and Pumpkin Head in his bar. RC then went into rhyme and claimed to have told Deuce he was sick of getting lames and to give him a bigger name. He also brought up Black Box the entourage Diligent is with. He claimed that his rival was either stupid or senile based on his slow flow He tried to imply that his opposition rides other battle emcees dick and ended his bars implying that he was a fagot. This round of the match goes to RC in my opinion.

Diligent then went into spit and accused RC of rapping like Katie Lang. He also spoke on his adversary's battle with D Mills. He claimed that his his rival had walrus skin and the chin of Thesaurus. RC the went into rhyme mentioning J Dilla and claimed that Diligent had an inner Asian side to him. He claimed that his rivals wife has a mustache and was basically trying to call him gay. RC won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Diligent went in and claimed RC rubs Lund down and exposed him for having a tongue ring. He also said Brought up Clowd9 and ended claiming that his his adversary lost to DeastroDollar. RC then went into rhyme and claimed that calling him Nigel wouldn't stop him. He hit Diligent with a ton of sick punchlines and had mad old people jokes. RC won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UGIuJxne8c



Friday, December 31, 2010

Dk Vs Knowledge

Dk started the cypher and seemed to be calling Knowledge boring. He then claimed to be a cave man and spit extremely lyrical. He also claimed to be messing with his girl and claimed that he kicks her out after the whole ordeal is done. Knowledge then went into spit and claimed that Dk talks hood but he was really a punk and dared him to jump. He then claimed that his challenger get mad when he sees him laying with his moms. I guess he forgot his lyrics but he started stuttering and jumped back in when the crowd settled down. This round of the match was clearly won by Dk.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Dk went in on Knowledge's shoes and his girl. He claimed to have crashed her car and was in a range rover. He also claimed to have kicker her out of his house and brought up Franky Lyman. Knowledge went into spit and claimed that there was a thousand ways he could act if felt in the mood. He then warned Dk and told him tat he didn't want to see a whole bunch of nigga's beating on him. Some of his rhymes were written and freestyle and it was easy to distinguish between the two. He winded up getting cut off again. In my opinion Dk won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Dk went into claimed that him and Knowledge were unknown. He then implied that it was his job to turn people into believers. He claimed to get it popping on the east and west coast. Knowledge then went into rhyme and claimed that all his home boys love him because he packs the heat. He called his challenger a product of inspect and described how his mother get it in. He soit his bars lyrically but I can't say that there was much feeling in the delivery. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a3bbI1aG8Q



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Red Freck, Vs, Fli Fetti,

Red Freck started the cypher and you could surely feel his passion when he started spitting claiming that Fli Fetti freestyles are regrettable. He also took lyrical shot's at his adversary's posse and claimed that he would have sex with his girl then move to an island. He even accused his adversary of only being an emcee as alternative since he was no good at sports. Fli Fetti then went into spit and claimed to have had sex with Red Freck's mother doggy style. He then tried to accuse his rival of sniffing crack and claimed that it would take years of practice to beat him. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle cypher Red Freck went in and claimed to be a school nigga. He then implied pulling an alarm and and punching Fli Fetti in his face. He had a ton of expression when he rhymed and compared the situation drunkard who was playing a piano earlier. He seemed to be admitting to be a dork. Fli Fetti then went into spit and claimed that Red Freck was not better. He tried to say that his rival was probably a virgin and making fun of C4 and Lethal's weight. He then ended his verse early. Red Freck won this round by a little more.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Red Freck went into spit and claimed that Fli Fetti looked like a kid who get slapped in the face and set down to the basement. He claimed that hi s homeboy Lethal would sit on his adversary and eat him. He also compared his opponent to Amzilla He had a ton of charisma. He claimed that he was sixteen at the end. Fli Fetti then went into rhyme and asked Red Freck how life was treating him. He then accused his rival of taking number two's on the side of peoples houses. He claimed that stepping to him was punishment and claimed to be quick with guns. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3_LVplKfIM



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Friday, December 3, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Krazy

Joker Starr started the hip hop battle against Krazy claiming to taken a loss the last time he had a match and was talking about his battle with Nishi. He then claimed that he smacked his last opponent a smack and the guy didn't do anything about it. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He told his adversary that he wasn't crazy. Krazy then went into rhyme and claimed that he felt he was battling a ghost. He claimed that Nishi killed his adversary in battle and proved he wasn't a real dude. He then said he would slap his opponent's hat off and claimed he was HIV positive. Joker Starr obviously won this round of the lyrical clash.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Joker Starr went into rhyme and claimed that you were gonna hear gay jokes repeatedly by Krazy. He then claimed that he himself didn't use a bunch of fillers and claimed that there were a lot of bitches in the Don't Flop League. He ended his verse implying that Radzer and Salar were big bitches. Krazy then went into rhyme against Joker Starr and implied about coming up with his bars maybe a day before. He then called his challenger a vegetable that enjoyed sucking testicles and claimed him of not getting Youtube views. Joker Starr won this round of the competition.

In the third round Joker Starr went into rhyme against Krazy claiming that betting against him was not a good idea and claimed that going against him was like betting against the odds. He claimed that this rap league gave an invitation to wannabe thugs and racists. Krazy went into spit and compared Joker Starr to finding out your mother just had a stroke and admit to being full of him self. He then called his opponent an actor and said he was bad at it. He was obviously freestyle rapping and claimed to have heard his tracks. This round of the matchwas a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DULzfNpACYA



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DON'T FLOP - Chronicle Vs Redzer *Grudge Match*

Redzer started the lyrical battle and didn't hesitate to call Chronicle Danny Glover's angry brother. He then accused his opposition of looking like a horse and accused him of having a head with it's own force field. He claimed that the battle wasn't about country against country and tried to imply that his adversary of spitting irrelevant multi's. Chronicle went into spit and restated what Redzer said about his head being enormous. He then claimed that his challengers over react to whack punchlines and love rhyme asylum. He claimed that his adversary said he was gonna knock Salar out. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Redzer went into rhyme and claimed that he wouldn't get in Chronicle's face. He then claimed that his adversary was splitting his mother womb at birth. He then claimed that his adversary looked at him and thought potato's Irish Jews and camp fires. He ended his verse making fun of his opponent's transportation vehicle. Chronicle then went into rhyme and imped that he knew Redzer's life story just by looking at the dots on his fore head. He then said his adversary's mother died of cancer and claimed to be glad. He accused his challengers mother of opening her legs on the front of Cruger's rape tape. He then compared his opponent's lyrical structure to his genetics. He ended his bars claiming that he sodomizes his grand daughter. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Redzer then went into spit and claimed Chronicle wouldn't make a penny using his face as a mascot. He then said that his opponent had a long face and claimed that his biggest fear was the Apocalypse and made more horse face jokes. He said his adversary had the face of a moose and called him a cross breed. Chronicle then went in claiming that he had a lot to express to rhyme and called Redzer a racist. He compared his opponent to George Bush and called his opposition a red neck. He then claimed that Eurgh's dad seen one of his challengers matches and dis aproved. Redzer won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroRBVFlQj0



Thursday, November 18, 2010

Grind Time Now presents Soul Khan vs Fresco

Fresco started the rap battle first and told his opponent that he had respect but would not get more and claimed Soul Khan was a fagot. He then said his opponent's lines would be about fashion. He then said his opponent was imagining him naked and threatened to punch him in the throat. Soul Khan said that it's weird hearing Fresco calling him a fagot and claimed that he was trying to battle Sahtyre. He then brought up his opposition's match against illusion z and tried to imply that his opponent was a big homo. He then brought up how his adversary met Real Deal aka Trevor. Soul Khan won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the rap clash Fresco went into spit against Soul Khan and gave a shout out to Poison Pen. He claimed that he wanted a Smack rapper and talked about shooting guns. He then claimed to have news stamp clips and implied seperating his opponent from his soul. He claimed that his opponent was more out of place in the hood then he was. Soul Khan went into spit and claimed to have listened to Fresco's music. He accused his challenger's of missing soul in his music and accused his biggest match of being a 2 on 2 with his name on it. He accused his opponent of having big birds voice. Soul Khan won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Fresco went into spit and said he dressed the way he did just be a ladies man. He then said Soul Khan was a small bitch and claimed that he had to say something. He ended his bars subliminally mentioning Mind, Body, and Soul. Soul Khan then went into rhyme and seemed to have exposed his Amazing Crack a pink T. He accused his rival of having a chromosome covered in glitter. He claimed that his opposition had never been in a fist fight and didn't start rapping until 2008. Soul Khan won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VM0kpymPw



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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Rhymeotaur Vs The Calcium Kid

The Calcium Kid started this funny battle first and claimed that this match wasn't the one people had come to see. He then made fun of Rhymeotaur's chin and compared his mother to the spawn clown. He then accused his opponent's mother of being depressed and inheriting a hairy chest. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and claimed that he was the type to slap somebody for being a whack rapper. He claimed that The Calcium Kid had a small head and said that he couldn't figure out how his eyeballs fit in his skull. He claimed that if he lost lyrically he would choke his opponent out with a guillotine. He made fun of his challengers head and claimed that he couldn't wait until the guy lost his life. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition The Calcium Kid went in cursing at Rhymeotaur and said he would kick him in the spinal chord. He then claimed to be more than sick and claimed that he rather take crack then listen to his music. He then accused his rival's misses of being wide and fat. He accused his rival's mother of trying to eat a live giraffe and he had a quotable punchline. Rhymeotaur then went into spit during round one and made fun of The Calcium Kid's name. He then said his adversary was a loser and claimed to a boss on the track. He then claimed his rival couldn't get a job and was rapping which was a bad career plan for him. His verse was lyrical as hell. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical clash The Calcium Kid went into spit and compared him and Rhymeotaur. He then accused his rival of practicing bestiality and told him to know his place. He then said a quotable punchline and wished that he gets tennis elbow. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and said The Calcium Kid whack fillers and was better when he had Bomber-man with him. He claimed that he had sex with his challengers girl friend and finished off calling his mother fat. The Calcium Kid won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChFRsqR8gVo



Friday, November 12, 2010

Rap Battle: Genie vs Illusion Z, AHAT

Illusion Z went into rhyme claiming that OD had him come there just to make the brackets even. He then implied that he was warned about making black jokes about Genie but didn't really care and accused his adversary of living in a cardboard box in the desert claiming that it's a magic lamp. He seemed to be calling his opponent Jim Jones at the end of his verse. Genie then went into rhyme and claimed that he goes to the store for heat when he has beef. He claimed that it wasn't a surprise to see Illusion Z in Nevada and said he back hand his father. In my opinion this was a tie.

Illusion Z then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get Genie scared in round two. He also claimed that his adversary had empty refrigerators in his nightmares and accused him of getting laughed at in the gym. He claimed to be sexy and all the bitches wanted to get with him and finished with a weight reference as a punchline. Genie then went into rhyme taking a deep breath and seemed to be speaking in Spanish in as attenmpt to imitate his adversary. He tried to accuse his adversary of trying to sell tamales and spoke him an seemed to be implying the guy was from California. He also brought up Strayt Paper choking in his match the month before. In my opinion this round was a tie.

Illusion Z then went into spit and implied calling a mechanic if Genie brakes down. He claimed that tt was easy to beat his adversary who was offended by the thought of a medium pizza and accused him of getting hard from the Olive Garden menu. Genie then went into spit and said Illusion Z was gay before humans evolved. He accused his rival's name of being Alexis and claimed that he messes with his girl. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koKG4Y3zdEI



Monday, November 8, 2010

AHAT Rap Battle: Grinda vs Rachit

Grinda started the rap clash first and claimed that he wanted to give Rachit an applause. He claimed to be a goon and seemed to be warning people in the room who had weak stomachs. He had one quotable punchline that i had to put in my sick punchlines page. Rachit then went into spit calling Grinda a lost cause and referred to Grinda's girl friend giving him head. He claimed to rap for fun while his adversary does it for views even though he doesn't get any. He warned his opposition to watch what he's speaking before he pulled out of his thirty eight. Grinda won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Grinda went into rhyme against Grinda and claimed to be the best in AHAT. He brought up his match with Trigaaah and The Jones. He claimed that his son was at home and was about to see him put the smack down. He claimed that the judges be cheating him out of winning battles and such. Rachit then went into rhyme and bragged about how he be at home having real sex. He accused Grinda of having an early release from jail from acting like a bitch and called him a 2010 version of Kid Frost. He said what seemed to be a rumor and claimed that you had to get raped to be a Gangster Disciple. The cowds reaction was funny. Grinda won this round in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs9qDEU_gug



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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Jess Jamez vs Ivan Da Great

Jess Jamez went into rhyme claiming that Ivan Da Great would probably talk about his eye brow. His lyrical skills were thorough he mentioned something about becoming the king of the Underground and accused his adversary of acting like a clown. He claimmed to be hungry and said that he told Poison Pen to feed him quick. He claimed that his opponent was a nobody from no where and accused him of being from a frat house. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme and asked who Jess Jamez was. He claimed that his challenger couldn't think of a better name and accused him of being a bum. He claimed to be exposing his opponents flow and compared him to shadow boxing. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jess Jamez went in and implied Ivan Da Great pretending he won after he beat his ass. He accused his opposition of getting his swag from music videos with 50 cent, P Diddy, and Jay-z. He claimed that he would go to Russia to knock his adversary out. Ivan Da Great went in against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was sick enough to hog spit on his head. He even broke down his his opponents name and admit to being the 106 and park champion. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Jess Jamez went in and accused Ivan Da Great of being a homo and having fags. He made fun of his opposition's mother and tried to call him a transvestite. His last punchline is on my sick punchlines page. Ivan Da Great went into rhyme against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was done playing Jess Jamez foolish game. He seemed to be freestyle flowing and when he messed up the crowd started jumping in. He said that his adversary's wife looked like Gorilla Zoe. Jess Jamez won this round of the match based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tra5lIURj8



Friday, October 15, 2010

No Coast Battles: Klutch vs. Sho Biz

Klutch started his rap verse calling Sho Biz a character in the first round of the rhyme battle. He claimed that his adversary acts like he gets payed and and wasn't dangerous. His lyrical skills were thorough and he had many skinny jokes. He ended his verse calling raps a crack head with aids. Sho Biz then went into spit and said Klutch raps like a two year old aka a toddler. He called his opposition a character from Dumb and Dumber. He also implied that his rival tried to call his challenger voice was weird. Klutch clearly won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher In the second round of the match the emcee known as Klutch went in and said that he didn't believe the last statement that his adversary made then proceeded to say racist things. He accused his opposition of being a punk then he brought up Steve O, Jim Carey, Tiki Barber, and Ron Dane. Sho Biz then went in and claimed that the cypher was looking really hopeless and depressing. He then wished bad things would happen to Klutch in his next drug session. He had a nice display of lyricism as well and ended with a Michael Richards riddle. Klutch won this round with a few jaw droppers.

In the third round of this cypher Klutch went into rhyme and was clearly mocking Sho Biz. He tried to make homo jokes on his opponent as well and accused him of using recycle rhymes. He let his opposition know he had nothing against blacks. Sho Biz then went into spit and claimed that Klutch made everybody wanna pack there back packs up. He claimed that his rival sounded like a duck and was mad to battle him. He ended his verse with a freestyle verse claiming to have spit a freestyle. Sho Biz won This round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bue1Uhd_UY



Monday, October 4, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Hindu Rock vs Strife

Hindu Rock started the rap battle and seemed to be claiming that he knew every thing Strife would say about him. He claimed that that Tiger Ty was already named most intelligent crack head. He accused his opponent of free-styling and being stupid and seemed to be comparing him to Trick Daddy. Strife went into rhyme trying to claim that Hindu Rock is weird. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He ended his verse calling his challenger a bitch. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash Hindu Rock went into spit and claimed that he hated Strife. He compared his adversary to e-dub and 30/30 then called him a fagot. He claimed to have met his oppositions daughter and accused him and Diligent of hyping up syah boy before his battles. At the end he claimed he would use his oppositions head as a mop. Strife then went into flow and said he would push Hindu Rock of his magic carpet. He accused his challenger of looking like Rheteric. He also accused his rival of being big headed. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Hindu Rock then went into spit and said that Strife could catch him where the ladies at. He accused his opposition's girl of two timing him. He claimed to have telepathy and stuck his hands in his girls ass. The MC known as Strife calling himself raw and told Hindu Rock to get mad. He ended by bringing up the fact that his rhymes were off the top. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBa1ua9w6KM



Monday, September 20, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Ness Lee vs Syd Vicious

Ness Lee started the rap clash and said that Syd Vicious's flow is off. He didn't hesitate to make fat jokes on his adversary when he jumped in and told him to stick his stomach out and be proud of it. He asked his opposition why he was hungry when he just ate and ended by calling him Jennifer Hudson. Syd Vicious started the his verse claiming that Duce called him and said Ness Lee wanted to battle him and claimed that before then he hadn't seen anyone of his adversary's matches. He reffered to himself as being the deadliest weapon to hit the scene. He got real lyrical and then tried to say he looks like uncle ruckus from the Boondocks. Syd Vicious was a bit more over powering in this round of the hip hop battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Ness Lee went into spit claiming to have already won this match against Syd Vicious. He accused his adversary of never serving a purpose ever and brought up the fact that he claims to be from Murderetta. He showed how lyrical he could get during this round of the cypher. Syd Vicious then went into spit and tried to call Ness Lee an old man. He also tried to imply that he didn't have much money in his pockets and punchline delivery seemed to hit a little harder even though they both were evenly matched with bars. Syd Vicious won this round of lyrical clash.

In the third round of the rap cypher Ness Lee went in claiming that Syd Vicious was the a homo and continued to call him fat. He claimed to be the sickest Mc with flows and tried to call his opposition a loud mouth. He tried to imply that his opponent doesn't have 100,000 views yet and mentioned Soul Khan. Syd Vicious then went in comparing Ness Lee's face to deep space and said that his profile picture looks like he left the default on Letbeef.com and had a hundred black jokes for his opponent. I think his performance was a notch harder. Ness Lee won this round of the mc clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkXSk6LIOY




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Monday, September 13, 2010

RBTV - Smash'ems vs. Amuse (Freestyle Battle)

Amuse started the freestyle battle against Smash'ems for the first year anniversary and apologized for being a bit off. He claimed to be drunk and get be thorough on a beat and spoke like he laces tracks pretty nicely. He claied that he'd get better with time and that he doesn't write a line. Smash'ems then went in to say that Amuse should have been aborted and said that he didn't deserve to see the face of the earth. He basically spit about beating his oppositions ass and said he would make him eat his teeth. Smash'ems won this round of the rap clash with his angry verse.

In the second round of the cypher Amuse seemed to be implying that Smash'ems is like Eminem if you get down to it and told him to get some real stuff and creativity. He invited his adversary to hit him because he has a lawyer. Smash'ems then went into spit and said Amuse must be a rat. He claimed to feel like picking up a pistol and shooting up his adversary. He claimed that he would cross dress just to get with his oppositions mother and said he had her mother begging for it. Smash'ems savaged this round of the rhyme cypher.

In the third round of the rap clash Amuse went in to spit and said he would teach Smash'ems about sodomizing women. He told his adversary to put on a beat and he would rip him like one, two, three. Smash'ems then went in to rap and was sizing Amuse up while at the same time barraging hi with rhymes. he claimed that he would kill his challengers mother rape his daughter then steal from him. He ended by making fun of what his opponent was wearing. Smash'ems won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ngt472KidM



Thursday, September 9, 2010

AHAT Rap Battle: Jessyka James vs Strayt Paper

Jessyka James claimed to have this round of the rhyme battle in the bag and claimed that th people who came to the cypher were not there to cheer Strayt Paper they were there to listen and laugh. She tried to imply that her opponent was baby food and called his rhymes weak. She made up a good point a bout that taste defeat punch line because if I had penny for all the different ways I heard it used this year I'd have a few dollars. She called him opponent a wannabe gangster. Strayt Paper claimed that Konflict tried to mess with Jessyka James then said Ages got small dicks and accused Miles low of being a virgin, he seemed to be telling a story and even implied OD was the pimping her out. He tried to say that his adversary looked like a pitbull terrier and he claimed he would run a train on her which in my opinion put the momentum of this round in his possession. Strayt Paper won this round of the rap cypher. This was a good battle to only be one round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDM4Rj3NioE



Tuesday, September 7, 2010

AHAT FUNNY Rap Battle: Konflict vs Genie

Genie stared first in this funny ass rap cypher and said something about Konflict being the Asian kid from Connecticut. He said that he has his opponent stuck all in his teeth and called him self a beast. He asked when did they start making rappers in Taiwan and had a ton of racist disses on his adversary. Konflict then went into rhyme countering Genie's last verse with some fat jokes. He put it in during this round of the rhyme battle and his last punchline was clever I'm gonna include it on my slick punchlines page. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap clash Genie went into rap and explained the differences between him and Konflict with a bit of a racial twist to it. He mentioned a few different scenarios all in which were hilarious. Konflict then went into rhyme and said his opponent must really be a Genie and had a real good verse but when he started forgetting his lines that was the big thing that decided his fate in this rap cypher. He wished horrible things on his opponents such as diabetes and him getting his toes chopped off. Genie won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmmUP7_7Uo



Monday, September 6, 2010

Pheckzilla vs Juslaw Mc Battle

Pheckzilla started the Mc Battle first playing Juslaw like he was gonna shake his hand then bringing his hand back and called him too short. He said that when he comes through he blasts it and claimed that he was rolling with a real crew. He called his flow top of the dome spitting and a he end of his verse he said that he thought it was his oppositions time to go. Juslaw then went in to rhyme and said now everybody is thinking that he was gonna be real mean to Pheckzilla. He compared his oppositions flow to cartoon character and claimed to have a Safari funk. He said that every time his opponents mother gives him head she calls I knowledge and claimed to have slapped his adversary's mother and made her cum off his penis head. He called his opposition tight once a year and said that he himself was not laughing and talked about punching his opposition in the face. He claimed to stay on Pearl harbor and claimed to sponsor it. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

Pheckzilla started this round of the rap cypher talking about how tight his flow is and said that Juslaw is a fagot. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponents girl was a trans-gendered woman and claimed to flow from off the top with repetitious rhymes. He gave Osna a shot out and claimed to take extense and have a larger penis. Juslaw started his freestyle verse using big words and said hat you could call Pheckzilla's flow a little witty. He said fine and seemed to be OK with having a small dick and had a few racist Asian jokes. He claimed to be on the block and said that he gets a salary from taking journeys. He claimed to be making fun of his block and said he is hitting with a low blow. This was a good freestyle battle in my opinion and was a tie, them Hawaiians can spit in a humorous funny way .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfm9uitnCC0



MAIN EVENT : |BLOCKCITYTV| ROUND 2| : JAI VS SPEE DOLLA

JAI started the rap cypher trying to imply that his opponent is ugly and went down the whole family tree making fun of them. He claimed that if he wanted SPEE DOLLA and said he stays prepared with he lead like he's about to take the SAT. He said that he's never scared. He compared himself to Steve Nash and accused his adversary of working at Wendy's. He claimed to be styling on him. SPEE DOLLA went into rhyme and said that if he lost the cypher he would break JAI knees. He called his flow ocean and sad free tsunami surf. He told his opponents to stop stressing and said his homeboys were hating. He even brought up Conceited, Okwerdz, Arsonal and told his opposition to relax because he smacks faces. He called himself a metaphor misfit and compared his flow to alligtaor skin. In my opinion JAI won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the cypher JAI said that he didn't battle at the best of Block City and claimed that he didn't know why since he was one of the vets at Block City. He called SPEE DOLLA a mis match and told his adversary to kick up and said watch his ribs kick back. He said that he would leave he would leave his vision just like his his skin tone pitch black and spent a lot of time calling his opponent dirty. SPEE DOLLA went into the battle calling JAI a peanut head and asking a whole bunch of jokes about his head. He also tried to call his opposition an old man and said he would grip the heat then shoot at his feet. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle JAI went into spit and said if he wasn't battling SPEE DOLLA he'd be having sex with his girl. He compared him self to condoms and said that it was his lifestyle. He claimed that bitch niggas be rapping type loud and said that he's violent with his gun. He said hat a couple things got him pissed off and claimed that he feels like Malcolm X. He claimed that his nigga's would stomp his adversary out. SPEE DOLLA went in and started rhyming. He said that JAI was playing a rough game and proceeded to make fun of him. he accused his adversary of wearing extra large fitted hats. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJuEH4tIAc



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