Grind Time Now presents: Diligent vs RC

Diligent started the cypher in tribute to his mother and grandfather and gave shotout to Godzilla and Qp from The Animal House. He then claimed to have known what RC was gonna old people jokes. He apparently made his verse in 8 hours. He even brought up Head Ice and Pumpkin Head in his bar. RC then went into rhyme and claimed to have told Deuce he was sick of getting lames and to give him a bigger name. He also brought up Black Box the entourage Diligent is with. He claimed that his rival was either stupid or senile based on his slow flow He tried to imply that his opposition rides other battle emcees dick and ended his bars implying that he was a fagot. This round of the match goes to RC in my opinion.

Diligent then went into spit and accused RC of rapping like Katie Lang. He also spoke on his adversary's battle with D Mills. He claimed that his his rival had walrus skin and the chin of Thesaurus. RC the went into rhyme mentioning J Dilla and claimed that Diligent had an inner Asian side to him. He claimed that his rivals wife has a mustache and was basically trying to call him gay. RC won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Diligent went in and claimed RC rubs Lund down and exposed him for having a tongue ring. He also said Brought up Clowd9 and ended claiming that his his adversary lost to DeastroDollar. RC then went into rhyme and claimed that calling him Nigel wouldn't stop him. He hit Diligent with a ton of sick punchlines and had mad old people jokes. RC won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UGIuJxne8c

DON'T FLOP - Joker Starr Vs Krazy

Joker Starr started the hip hop battle against Krazy claiming to taken a loss the last time he had a match and was talking about his battle with Nishi. He then claimed that he smacked his last opponent a smack and the guy didn't do anything about it. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He told his adversary that he wasn't crazy. Krazy then went into rhyme and claimed that he felt he was battling a ghost. He claimed that Nishi killed his adversary in battle and proved he wasn't a real dude. He then said he would slap his opponent's hat off and claimed he was HIV positive. Joker Starr obviously won this round of the lyrical clash.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Joker Starr went into rhyme and claimed that you were gonna hear gay jokes repeatedly by Krazy. He then claimed that he himself didn't use a bunch of fillers and claimed that there were a lot of bitches in the Don't Flop League. He ended his verse implying that Radzer and Salar were big bitches. Krazy then went into rhyme against Joker Starr and implied about coming up with his bars maybe a day before. He then called his challenger a vegetable that enjoyed sucking testicles and claimed him of not getting Youtube views. Joker Starr won this round of the competition.

In the third round Joker Starr went into rhyme against Krazy claiming that betting against him was not a good idea and claimed that going against him was like betting against the odds. He claimed that this rap league gave an invitation to wannabe thugs and racists. Krazy went into spit and compared Joker Starr to finding out your mother just had a stroke and admit to being full of him self. He then called his opponent an actor and said he was bad at it. He was obviously freestyle rapping and claimed to have heard his tracks. This round of the matchwas a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DULzfNpACYA

DON'T FLOP - Chronicle Vs Redzer *Grudge Match*

Redzer started the lyrical battle and didn't hesitate to call Chronicle Danny Glover's angry brother. He then accused his opposition of looking like a horse and accused him of having a head with it's own force field. He claimed that the battle wasn't about country against country and tried to imply that his adversary of spitting irrelevant multi's. Chronicle went into spit and restated what Redzer said about his head being enormous. He then claimed that his challengers over react to whack punchlines and love rhyme asylum. He claimed that his adversary said he was gonna knock Salar out. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Redzer went into rhyme and claimed that he wouldn't get in Chronicle's face. He then claimed that his adversary was splitting his mother womb at birth. He then claimed that his adversary looked at him and thought potato's Irish Jews and camp fires. He ended his verse making fun of his opponent's transportation vehicle. Chronicle then went into rhyme and imped that he knew Redzer's life story just by looking at the dots on his fore head. He then said his adversary's mother died of cancer and claimed to be glad. He accused his challengers mother of opening her legs on the front of Cruger's rape tape. He then compared his opponent's lyrical structure to his genetics. He ended his bars claiming that he sodomizes his grand daughter. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Redzer then went into spit and claimed Chronicle wouldn't make a penny using his face as a mascot. He then said that his opponent had a long face and claimed that his biggest fear was the Apocalypse and made more horse face jokes. He said his adversary had the face of a moose and called him a cross breed. Chronicle then went in claiming that he had a lot to express to rhyme and called Redzer a racist. He compared his opponent to George Bush and called his opposition a red neck. He then claimed that Eurgh's dad seen one of his challengers matches and dis aproved. Redzer won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroRBVFlQj0

Grind Time Now presents Soul Khan vs Fresco

Fresco started the rap battle first and told his opponent that he had respect but would not get more and claimed Soul Khan was a fagot. He then said his opponent's lines would be about fashion. He then said his opponent was imagining him naked and threatened to punch him in the throat. Soul Khan said that it's weird hearing Fresco calling him a fagot and claimed that he was trying to battle Sahtyre. He then brought up his opposition's match against illusion z and tried to imply that his opponent was a big homo. He then brought up how his adversary met Real Deal aka Trevor. Soul Khan won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the rap clash Fresco went into spit against Soul Khan and gave a shout out to Poison Pen. He claimed that he wanted a Smack rapper and talked about shooting guns. He then claimed to have news stamp clips and implied seperating his opponent from his soul. He claimed that his opponent was more out of place in the hood then he was. Soul Khan went into spit and claimed to have listened to Fresco's music. He accused his challenger's of missing soul in his music and accused his biggest match of being a 2 on 2 with his name on it. He accused his opponent of having big birds voice. Soul Khan won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Fresco went into spit and said he dressed the way he did just be a ladies man. He then said Soul Khan was a small bitch and claimed that he had to say something. He ended his bars subliminally mentioning Mind, Body, and Soul. Soul Khan then went into rhyme and seemed to have exposed his Amazing Crack a pink T. He accused his rival of having a chromosome covered in glitter. He claimed that his opposition had never been in a fist fight and didn't start rapping until 2008. Soul Khan won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VM0kpymPw

DON'T FLOP - Rhymeotaur Vs The Calcium Kid

The Calcium Kid started this funny battle first and claimed that this match wasn't the one people had come to see. He then made fun of Rhymeotaur's chin and compared his mother to the spawn clown. He then accused his opponent's mother of being depressed and inheriting a hairy chest. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and claimed that he was the type to slap somebody for being a whack rapper. He claimed that The Calcium Kid had a small head and said that he couldn't figure out how his eyeballs fit in his skull. He claimed that if he lost lyrically he would choke his opponent out with a guillotine. He made fun of his challengers head and claimed that he couldn't wait until the guy lost his life. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition The Calcium Kid went in cursing at Rhymeotaur and said he would kick him in the spinal chord. He then claimed to be more than sick and claimed that he rather take crack then listen to his music. He then accused his rival's misses of being wide and fat. He accused his rival's mother of trying to eat a live giraffe and he had a quotable punchline. Rhymeotaur then went into spit during round one and made fun of The Calcium Kid's name. He then said his adversary was a loser and claimed to a boss on the track. He then claimed his rival couldn't get a job and was rapping which was a bad career plan for him. His verse was lyrical as hell. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical clash The Calcium Kid went into spit and compared him and Rhymeotaur. He then accused his rival of practicing bestiality and told him to know his place. He then said a quotable punchline and wished that he gets tennis elbow. Rhymeotaur then went into rhyme and said The Calcium Kid whack fillers and was better when he had Bomber-man with him. He claimed that he had sex with his challengers girl friend and finished off calling his mother fat. The Calcium Kid won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChFRsqR8gVo

Rap Battle: Genie vs Illusion Z, AHAT

Illusion Z went into rhyme claiming that OD had him come there just to make the brackets even. He then implied that he was warned about making black jokes about Genie but didn't really care and accused his adversary of living in a cardboard box in the desert claiming that it's a magic lamp. He seemed to be calling his opponent Jim Jones at the end of his verse. Genie then went into rhyme and claimed that he goes to the store for heat when he has beef. He claimed that it wasn't a surprise to see Illusion Z in Nevada and said he back hand his father. In my opinion this was a tie.

Illusion Z then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get Genie scared in round two. He also claimed that his adversary had empty refrigerators in his nightmares and accused him of getting laughed at in the gym. He claimed to be sexy and all the bitches wanted to get with him and finished with a weight reference as a punchline. Genie then went into rhyme taking a deep breath and seemed to be speaking in Spanish in as attenmpt to imitate his adversary. He tried to accuse his adversary of trying to sell tamales and spoke him an seemed to be implying the guy was from California. He also brought up Strayt Paper choking in his match the month before. In my opinion this round was a tie.

Illusion Z then went into spit and implied calling a mechanic if Genie brakes down. He claimed that tt was easy to beat his adversary who was offended by the thought of a medium pizza and accused him of getting hard from the Olive Garden menu. Genie then went into spit and said Illusion Z was gay before humans evolved. He accused his rival's name of being Alexis and claimed that he messes with his girl. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koKG4Y3zdEI

Grind Time Now presents: Jess Jamez vs Ivan Da Great

Jess Jamez went into rhyme claiming that Ivan Da Great would probably talk about his eye brow. His lyrical skills were thorough he mentioned something about becoming the king of the Underground and accused his adversary of acting like a clown. He claimmed to be hungry and said that he told Poison Pen to feed him quick. He claimed that his opponent was a nobody from no where and accused him of being from a frat house. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme and asked who Jess Jamez was. He claimed that his challenger couldn't think of a better name and accused him of being a bum. He claimed to be exposing his opponents flow and compared him to shadow boxing. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jess Jamez went in and implied Ivan Da Great pretending he won after he beat his ass. He accused his opposition of getting his swag from music videos with 50 cent, P Diddy, and Jay-z. He claimed that he would go to Russia to knock his adversary out. Ivan Da Great went in against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was sick enough to hog spit on his head. He even broke down his his opponents name and admit to being the 106 and park champion. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Jess Jamez went in and accused Ivan Da Great of being a homo and having fags. He made fun of his opposition's mother and tried to call him a transvestite. His last punchline is on my sick punchlines page. Ivan Da Great went into rhyme against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was done playing Jess Jamez foolish game. He seemed to be freestyle flowing and when he messed up the crowd started jumping in. He said that his adversary's wife looked like Gorilla Zoe. Jess Jamez won this round of the match based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tra5lIURj8

No Coast Battles: Klutch vs. Sho Biz

Klutch started his rap verse calling Sho Biz a character in the first round of the rhyme battle. He claimed that his adversary acts like he gets payed and and wasn't dangerous. His lyrical skills were thorough and he had many skinny jokes. He ended his verse calling raps a crack head with aids. Sho Biz then went into spit and said Klutch raps like a two year old aka a toddler. He called his opposition a character from Dumb and Dumber. He also implied that his rival tried to call his challenger voice was weird. Klutch clearly won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher In the second round of the match the emcee known as Klutch went in and said that he didn't believe the last statement that his adversary made then proceeded to say racist things. He accused his opposition of being a punk then he brought up Steve O, Jim Carey, Tiki Barber, and Ron Dane. Sho Biz then went in and claimed that the cypher was looking really hopeless and depressing. He then wished bad things would happen to Klutch in his next drug session. He had a nice display of lyricism as well and ended with a Michael Richards riddle. Klutch won this round with a few jaw droppers.

In the third round of this cypher Klutch went into rhyme and was clearly mocking Sho Biz. He tried to make homo jokes on his opponent as well and accused him of using recycle rhymes. He let his opposition know he had nothing against blacks. Sho Biz then went into spit and claimed that Klutch made everybody wanna pack there back packs up. He claimed that his rival sounded like a duck and was mad to battle him. He ended his verse with a freestyle verse claiming to have spit a freestyle. Sho Biz won This round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bue1Uhd_UY

AHAT FUNNY Rap Battle: Konflict vs Genie

Genie stared first in this funny ass rap cypher and said something about Konflict being the Asian kid from Connecticut. He said that he has his opponent stuck all in his teeth and called him self a beast. He asked when did they start making rappers in Taiwan and had a ton of racist disses on his adversary. Konflict then went into rhyme countering Genie's last verse with some fat jokes. He put it in during this round of the rhyme battle and his last punchline was clever I'm gonna include it on my slick punchlines page. In my opinion this round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of the rap clash Genie went into rap and explained the differences between him and Konflict with a bit of a racial twist to it. He mentioned a few different scenarios all in which were hilarious. Konflict then went into rhyme and said his opponent must really be a Genie and had a real good verse but when he started forgetting his lines that was the big thing that decided his fate in this rap cypher. He wished horrible things on his opponents such as diabetes and him getting his toes chopped off. Genie won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmmUP7_7Uo

Pheckzilla vs Juslaw Mc Battle

Pheckzilla started the Mc Battle first playing Juslaw like he was gonna shake his hand then bringing his hand back and called him too short. He said that when he comes through he blasts it and claimed that he was rolling with a real crew. He called his flow top of the dome spitting and a he end of his verse he said that he thought it was his oppositions time to go. Juslaw then went in to rhyme and said now everybody is thinking that he was gonna be real mean to Pheckzilla. He compared his oppositions flow to cartoon character and claimed to have a Safari funk. He said that every time his opponents mother gives him head she calls I knowledge and claimed to have slapped his adversary's mother and made her cum off his penis head. He called his opposition tight once a year and said that he himself was not laughing and talked about punching his opposition in the face. He claimed to stay on Pearl harbor and claimed to sponsor it. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

Pheckzilla started this round of the rap cypher talking about how tight his flow is and said that Juslaw is a fagot. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponents girl was a trans-gendered woman and claimed to flow from off the top with repetitious rhymes. He gave Osna a shot out and claimed to take extense and have a larger penis. Juslaw started his freestyle verse using big words and said hat you could call Pheckzilla's flow a little witty. He said fine and seemed to be OK with having a small dick and had a few racist Asian jokes. He claimed to be on the block and said that he gets a salary from taking journeys. He claimed to be making fun of his block and said he is hitting with a low blow. This was a good freestyle battle in my opinion and was a tie, them Hawaiians can spit in a humorous funny way .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfm9uitnCC0

MAIN EVENT : |BLOCKCITYTV| ROUND 2| : JAI VS SPEE DOLLA

JAI started the rap cypher trying to imply that his opponent is ugly and went down the whole family tree making fun of them. He claimed that if he wanted SPEE DOLLA and said he stays prepared with he lead like he's about to take the SAT. He said that he's never scared. He compared himself to Steve Nash and accused his adversary of working at Wendy's. He claimed to be styling on him. SPEE DOLLA went into rhyme and said that if he lost the cypher he would break JAI knees. He called his flow ocean and sad free tsunami surf. He told his opponents to stop stressing and said his homeboys were hating. He even brought up Conceited, Okwerdz, Arsonal and told his opposition to relax because he smacks faces. He called himself a metaphor misfit and compared his flow to alligtaor skin. In my opinion JAI won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the cypher JAI said that he didn't battle at the best of Block City and claimed that he didn't know why since he was one of the vets at Block City. He called SPEE DOLLA a mis match and told his adversary to kick up and said watch his ribs kick back. He said that he would leave he would leave his vision just like his his skin tone pitch black and spent a lot of time calling his opponent dirty. SPEE DOLLA went into the battle calling JAI a peanut head and asking a whole bunch of jokes about his head. He also tried to call his opposition an old man and said he would grip the heat then shoot at his feet. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle JAI went into spit and said if he wasn't battling SPEE DOLLA he'd be having sex with his girl. He compared him self to condoms and said that it was his lifestyle. He claimed that bitch niggas be rapping type loud and said that he's violent with his gun. He said hat a couple things got him pissed off and claimed that he feels like Malcolm X. He claimed that his nigga's would stomp his adversary out. SPEE DOLLA went in and started rhyming. He said that JAI was playing a rough game and proceeded to make fun of him. he accused his adversary of wearing extra large fitted hats. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJuEH4tIAc



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7At2YEDto&feature=related

KOTD - Criple vs Stevie P

Criple started the cypher first and said seemed to have something to say about his Stevie P with no hesitation and said that first of all his adversary is a geek. He seemed to have gotten real lyrical and syllabic. He said that he would tell his adversary to eat a D but said it would just contribute to country's obesity. he told his opposition to take his ass back to where he beats his meat at and he was real lyrical during this first round. He then started to flop and run out of lines to say. He said the first thing his opponent did when he got into Calgary was call DJ Rufio to see a movie. He called his opposition Steven Pepper I assume that is his full name. Stevie P then went in to rap claiming to have a riddle and diden't hesitate to go in and make fun of Criple. He hesitate to beat his challenger to death and said it would be hard enough for his next match to feel the ripple effect. He claimed that his adversary is a miserable wreck and asked him how he got in here when the venue wasn't wheel chair accessible. He even brought up Young Drake. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie since they both messed up.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Criple went into spit and called Stevie P hopeless. He said that his flow is so sick it would make his adversary over dose and twitch. He called his adversary's flow weak and claimed to blaze with legends. He claimed to hang at his oppositions mothers house getting names and digits. He called his opposition the Vancouver fairy. Stevie P went in to rhyme next and claimed that laughed the first time he seen Criple and accused him of being a skinny dummy who sucks at rap. He said that his adversary is broke and has no bills like bucket hats. His lyrical abilities were thorough. He had some hot punchlines real talk that were almost like riddles. He called his opposition the lowest common denominator. Stevie P this round of the lyrical battle inmyopinion.

In the third round of the lyrical cypher Criple said that Stevie P has no women messing with him and said that his skin has an unusual texture. He said hat his weed is better and said that his opposition use to play Hockey but no one use to pass him the puck. He started to freestyle and said that he was doing it because his home boy sold him some dirt ass weed. In the third round of the cypher Stevie P spit his verse and said that Criple doesn't pose a threat. He tried to make fun of how skinny his challenger was once more and said at a masked suicide his he would die a lonely death. He tried to say that his opposition had no hopes at winning this battle. He proceeded to hit him with the lyrical riddles and punchlines. Stevie P won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB_iVeD8txo

Grind Time Now Presents: Analyrical vs Special T

Analyrical started the rap cypher trying to imply his Special T looked like the Disc Jockey from 90210 and accused him of eating rotten peas. he said he would Jet-lee his opponent back to his depressed teens and accused him of wearing Guess Jeans. He told his adversary that he can't spit raps and accused him of having a chin strap. He accused his opposition of getting whipped in Gym class and said he would round house him. He accused his rival of being from the home of The Packers but can't pack a venue and said he's from the Home of the bucks then asked him why he doesn't make any. Special T went into the next round to rhyme and said he was a betting man. He told Analyrical to do what he's good at and just hug a tree. He called his challenger a hippie bitch and he's the north divisions most shittiest dude. He asked him is he really this shitty at life and claimed that his adversary fronts like he has swagger and accused him of driving a Smokey Sedan. Special T won the first round of the rap cypher.

In the second round of the lyrical clash Analyrical went in to rhyme with no hesitation and accused Special T of being all over Minnesota's dick. He asked her opposition if he thought he was flowing hard and said that he was so in charge. He called his adversary a retard and said he had hopes the guy gets T boned. He compared himself to Michael Jordan from free throw range. He compared himself to famous basketball players and made Wisconsin jokes. He said that his opposition is the type of guy that scrapes for days. Special T started his verse saying that Analyrical is not a real rapper and he is an actor. He called his opponent Kevin and says in Minnesota you can't find him love. He said that he would go to any division to battle anyone and claimed that he was fearless. He said that his rival sucks ass but is not a bottom feeder. Analyrical won this round of the lyrical cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical cypher Analyrical went into this round claiming that he went to Special T's Myspace page, He tried to claim that his adversary snorts up a lot of cocaine. He said that if his rapping in his genetics the gene is recessive and accused his adversary of having estrogen. He said that his rival has sword fights with men. Special T went into the rap clash next and called him a poor chump. He said that his Analyrical music would never sell in stores. He said he would stun his adversary with three sixteens and asked him what he has been smoking and tried to say that he can't freestyle. He finished off his verse cursing at his adversary. This round of the tournament was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d12DB2qK66k

Rumble In The Jungle: Paranormal vs Hann Smith

Paranormal started he rap battle first saying that Hann Smith is ape looking an told him this match was a waste. He accused his adversary of having a Bone Crusher body and accused him of being an old new come up. He said that he'd run up in his opponents one family loft waving guns. He threatened to lift his neck and called him a fat jimmy cliff. He said if he really wants it he could get it and said he would roll on his mother and accused her of giving him head. He tried to imply that his penis slapped his adversary's mother in the face and said that just because his opponent looks like a buffalo doesn't make him a soldier. Hann Smith then went in to rap with no hesitation and asked him why they had to throw him in the pool with the piranha. He claimed that he had to leave him strapped to a Honda that's moving I assume. Wait a minute I heard him spit the beginning of this recycled verse before CLICK HERE to see it. He then went into the cypher spitting freestyle verses and making fat jokes and compared him to Hanson. He called his adversary is a fool and said he would get him on the news. Paranormal won this round of the MC Clash.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Paranormal started off on fire and was mentioning Hann Smith's rap battle history. He said that his opponent got beat by O Red, Young Greg, and C4. He claimed that they were taking it easy but he was gonna go hard body on him. He said to call him the exterminator and said that his dreads look fake. He tried to call his adversary a child of Biz Markie and made up a story about having casual sex with the girl that he fantasizes about. He warned his opponent if he wanted to scrap and said Farrakhan can't save him. Hann Smith went in to spit claiming he flows like a faucet and said that Paranormal might as well forfeit. He claimed that he had ever lasting money and said that he raps out this world like he is out of this orbit. He said that his challenger is a bitch with a tattoo on his big toe. He claimed that he would choke slam his rival and started getting lyrical bu seemed to be freestyle rapping he was thorough but he didn't have enough hay makers. Paranormal won this round of the MC clash.

In the third round of the lyrical match up Paranormal claimed to have a terror flow and said that he went to Hann Smith myspace since he didn't like watching any of his battles. He even took it upon him self to correct his opponents grammar. He made a hot punchline about when his opponents mother gave birth to him,trying to call him a mistake. He finished off the round rapping about his background and basically said in his own words so what if his opponents sells drugs at least he said he could tell him what a pussy feels like. He ended freestyle rapping. Hann Smith went in to rhyme next about Paranormal. He said that he's tired of these whack ass rapper they sound too plain and clams he changes new game. He implied that he'd make him bleed and leave stains on his blue ray. He had a pretty hard verse going in to this round too bad he didn't finish off, he stood a chance. In my opinion Paranormal won this round of what ended up being a freestyle battle.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7zPLiyGjBI



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZzoYcgTTpc&NR=1

Pit Fights mo betta vs gutta redz

Gutta redz went in to the cypher saying now that he has mo betta attention and made fun of his name. He tried to call his opponent plain and said he was mad at him because he knows better. He called his adversary Chung Lee and talked about his girl then talked about her as if he was Mr Miyagi. mo betta went in to the match immediately dissing gutta redz girl and claims that she creeps with him when he is away. He called his opponent sick and in need of TLC. This was a hot verse that he prepared. He ended by saying that he would never mess with his challengers mother and compared her to a character from the sitcom Martin. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

Gutta redz started out the second verse implying that he must be John Cena because mo betta can't see him. He claimed that rapping about guns are too easy and implied he would give his opponent sweet chin music. He tried to call his opposition a cry baby who get emotional when watching The Lion King and listening to The Circle Of Life. mo betta started off by saying something about the pencil complex. He proclaimed to be big headed and Conceited when he started to rhyme. He said that his oppositions Okwerdz mean nothing He said that he is something to see and seemed to be comparing it Jay-z vs his father. This guys metaphors were so strong he didn't even have to wild out. This round of the punchline battle was a tie.

In the third round of the rap cypher Gutta redz started off saying that mo betta's breath smells like horse feces. He said that he doesn't rhyme about blasting heat. He called himself Goldberg and said if he does make Grind Time he hopes Hollow Da Don wishes death on him and also mentioned Arsonal and Okwerdz. He called himself Q tip and said he would make his breathing stop. Mo betta told Gutta redz that he would take a beating. He said that his adversary doesn't have a gun so he doesn't wanna hear about any. He told his adversary that he could lose his life over music. He said that his opponent is dumb. Mo betta won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the fourth round of the rap battle the rapper known as Mo betta asked Gutta redz a question and said he heard his oppositions writtens. He said that his opponents dogs he'd Mike Vic and called him the worst with rapping. He said that his adversary doesn't have the slightest chance of winning. He seemed to have ran out of things to say because he was free-styling. Gutta redz then went in to spit and asked if the organizers were serious because Mo betta was so old. He claimed that his adversary shouldn't have any street credit and tried to imply that he was ugly and sick. He made dental jokes towards the end of his verse. Gutta redz won this round of the rhyme battle


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znf6ramzXfY



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThX9m7cLjPc&feature=related

BALTIMORE BATTLES "KROOK VS SPLIFF VS HAZMAT"

HAZMAT started the rhyme battle talking about how emcees brag about there chips but claimed he was on something different. He also spit about swallowing bullets and his 38 special. He looked at SPLIFF and called himself a beast. He seemed to pointing at KROOK and called him ironic. He seemed to be rapping about both of hs opponent's without saying there name so if was getting on any body if ever he was getting on any body. I wasn't sure who he was threatening for snitching on him or if t was in general. SPLIFF then went in to rhyme and seemed to be calling HAZMAT a turrets ass nigga. He claimed he would leave holes in both of his opposition's and claimed that in 03 he was learning how to make heat. He bragged about slaying KROOK's girl and claimed to get waist deep in his oppositions girl. He finished off by accusing HAZMAT of having ashy elbows. It was time for the MC named KROOK to start his verse next. He claimed to be getting sick and tired of his two opponents and seemed to be threatening HAZMAT to be the next ingredients in his grandmother stuffing. He seemed to have compared SPLIFF to Lil Wayne and said he gets accused of lying. He said when he puts the guns to his challengers mouth he doesn't wanna hear nothing. He ended his bars comparing bullets to spear. This round of the lyrical battle was a tie.

In the second round of the cypher HAZMAT went in and started rapping and said bitch please then he bragged about how he has guns that shoot at a sick speed. he implied about blasting from a roof. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponent wasn't gangster. He acted like he forgot his lines but he was joking and called his adversary a swine. He said that he is the hottest nigga walking and claimed that he can't be tamed. He claimed that he spits fire and compared his skill to court side seats. He even mentioned that he had a 357 and called one of his oppositions a pot head. It was then time SPLIFF to start spitting his bars and told a story about getting head from HAZMAT's girl. He said that he would introduce his challenger to his guns and asked him if he had punchlines. He called both of his adversaries fags an asked him if he knew what chicks are and went in about shooting them. It seemed like he was getting on HAZMAT most of the time. KROOK went in threatening to shoot somebody but I could't really tell who and claimed that he competes quite often. He said that his challengers seen two of his guns and said it was time to show them the third. He was real slow when putting his word together. He seemed to be saying he would put HAZMAT in a trash bag. This round of what almost seemed to be a freestyle battle was a tie.

In the beginning of round three of the cypher it was started by HAZMAT using the styling on you line and said it would take more than one punch to stop him. He named a bunch of military weapons and claimed that would need all of them to stop him. He called one of his opposition's girls the greatest mother in the world for preparing his kids. SPLIFF then jumped in the match and asked why must his two challengers that he referred to as clowns battle him. He said hat his opponents try to play him when the game is on they self. He compared KROOK's swagger to butter and claimed it would melt when he heats it. He said that his gun could pop and turn skates into roller blades and said HAZMAT reminds him of Alice and Wonderland. He ended by saying his adversary a couple cookies without the crisp. KROOK went in and claimed that he would bring a gun out all chrome. He accused HAZMAT of trying to be a gangster and compared him to a G1. He spit more cell phone references and had a funny performance. He accused his opponent of sprinting when he pulled out his heat. He had a few sport punchlines as well and talked about his fitted hat. KROOK won this round of the lyrical clash.


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|BLOCKCITY ROUND 2 BATTLES| : Hann Smith Vs Flip

Flip started the rap battle and said that everyone heard what his name is so splitting and flippig it won't work. He basically spit about how his guns be shooting and asked Hann Smith where his hood is at. He said that he shouts out his ghetto where ever he goes and compared it to Columbine. He cursed at the thought of living in peace and started to talk about his opponents girl. He tried to imply that his adversary is a cowardly man and wears mood rings. Flip had a quick slip up when someone in the crowd started chuckling and tried to call his adversary fat and dirty. His flow was thorough towards the end of his rap verse and said whats's cracking. He threatened to rob his adversary who he claimed wasn't half of what he was. Hann Smith then went in to spit and asked why they through Flip in the pool with him. He claimed that he had to leave his challenger strapped to the back of a Honda and compared himself to Travis Pastrana. He painted a picture of being on his opponents porch with the flame thrower out and ambulance sirens. I'm mad he had that long ass pause. He brought up Lupe Fiasco's name in this rap cypher and said that he would take what ever he wants and screw what his adversary says. He warned his opposition about choking him with shoe strings and called himself a blue flame with money long as two planes. Flip won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of this raps battle Flip claimed to have good advice for Hann Smith and told him to calm down. He seemed to be threatening to do his opponent dirty and said he'd leave him with a shit bag. He claimed to be from a gang related neighbor hood and claimed to get cash with a pimp swag. He spit extra syllabic and lyrical during this round of the hip hop match. He claimed that his opposition can't get none from her. Flip described his guns thorough and made cartoon reference's such as Barney off the Simpsons and Paul Bunyan . He quoted The Notorious B.I.G. and claimed that he grew up a screw up. He described growing up selling drugs and said he was from the South of Newark. Hann Smith went in and started rapping next and said he would deform Flip early like four in the morning. He called his rival an informant and told him to stop fronting. He threatened his his challenger and made fun of his mother. He called himself a champ and a general. He said that he doesn't really care because he knows that his opponent is all estrogen. He compared his adversary's money to a dwarf and Mexican. He asked his opposition why he was tired in the cellar. He finished off his round asking his opposition if he was serious. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round lyrical tournament Flip saying that he was harder than Hann Smith's hardest and claimed that his bars are sick. He tried to match his opponents last verse and spit like a thorough lyricist. Flip told his rival that he doesn't play the goon-y role and asked him why he was talking it. He compared his opposition to a mice trap and called him the type to get punched and won't fight back. he made fun of his oppositions posture and implied that he was far from a monster. Flip called his adversary mad big and said that a shot would lift him up. He called his Hann Smith a big chump and a bitch in disguise. He implied that his adversary wasn't scary just because of his size and he would slap him with fries. He said that he his opposition isn't that tough. Later on in his verse he got real quiet and took a pause. He claimed that he be robbing nigga's. He claimed that he would sell soap if he ever goes broke. Hann Smith went in to cypher and told his adversary that he doesn't spark steel. He called his rival see through and seemed to be implying he would catch him slipping dressed like a Hebrew. He compared his challenger to bacon and bum sex. He mentioned wrestling moves as well. This round of the lyrical clash was a tie because both of these emcee's went stupid hard with crazy punchlines.

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BALTIMORE BATTLES "SPIFFY VS KROOK"

KROOK started this rhyme battle first saying that it would be a one eighty seven in progress. He seemed to be spitting a freestyle and called SPIFFY a funny ass nigga. He threatened to break his adversary's face and said he would shake him up and leave him falling. He said his opposition that he ain't moving bricks and tried to call him a drug addict. SPIFFY went in to rhyme claiming that he wasn't worried about this competition and by the looks of his performance he wasn't lying because everything he spit was a freestyle. He said that he would beat KROOK's ass and said that the man would tattle after. He said his challenger wouldn't win and claimed to be having sex with his opponents mother. He said he got nigga's ready to snipe his adversary on the top of the monument. After awhile this wasn't even rhyming any more it kind of reminded me of maybe a drama class or something. KROOK won this round of the tournament with out a doubt.

In the second round of the competition KROOK said that SPIFFY wouldn't smack anything and that he only beats off. He threatened to cut his adversary's hands off and said that he would cut the guys hands off. He called his opposition a whore and said he would put him in trash can. He claimed to be on his Christmas and said that he was about to gift wrap his opposition. He called his adversary a clown wearing pajamas and called him the brother of Bin Laden. He claimed that his opposition is a square and mentioned Sponge Bob Square Pants at the end. SPIFFY started off calling KROOK a bitch and claiming that he has nigga's that would run in his shit. He said that he was free-styling which I could obviously tell. He ended by Talking about how people ain't laughing and said that he wasn't worried about it. KROOK won this round of the competition.

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Got Beef? Presents: Dunks vs Legacy

Dunks started the MC battle first threatening to crack Legacy's jaw for saying the wrong thing to him. He called his adversary he long lost member of he Jackson 5 and wished death on him. He said Decoy would be dis appointed with his efforts and tried to say that he looks like Afro Man. He compared him self a Mortal Combat movie and Vince Carter. He said that if the good die young he'd be here for ages. Legacy started his verse by saying he wouldn't lose to Dunks and said he would step on him like he is a shoe. He started messing up during his rhyme verse and was freestyle rapping a lot of it. He ended off saying something about his opposition and Pokemon and booster packs. Dunks surely won this round of MC battle.

In the second round of the cypher the lyricist known as Dunks started this round of the rap clash calling a fagot that needs to learn how to freestyle. He compared his opponent to shattered glass and compared himself to an avalanche. He said that he almost came to the battle unprepared to help his opponent. He said that if his adversary thought he had a chance he want to smoke what ever he was smoking. He said that he heard his opponent had aids and said that he was here to put his foot down. Legacy went in to rap next and Legacy said let me pick up the pace a bit and astound you slow. He told his adversary that he has nothing to amount to and he seemed to be messing up. He wasn't that bad when he jumped back in he then seemed to be ready to give up and that's what he did. Legacy won this round of the competition.

In the third round of the freestyle Dunks went into spit and claimed that he couldn't find his Legacy on Facebook. He said that he found a headline that implied his opposition had put about him going shopping with another man. He told his opponent that he wasn't a bad boythe raps in L.A. He was a thorough lyricist. It seems like Legacy literally forfeited his last rap verse. Dunks won this round of this round of the freestyle battle

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REAL TALK 5 - *PROMO BATTLE* Dwizofoz vs Tu Pham

Dwizofoz started the cypher it sounded like he called Tu Pham wack and accused him of acting. He was syllabic with his rhyme style in the beginning. It seemed like he tried to get s tad bit racist when putting words together. He warned his short Asian opponent that he has people in the crowd that would handle him if he got out of line. He said his whole crew will get ran through and threatened to leave him a dead man. Dwizofoz said he would have sex with Tu Pham mother and compared it to sushi. He claimed that his opponents reach isn't long enough to touch him in a fight and called him weak. He said his idea of a battle was swinging elbows and fists then he compare his rival to one of the Simpsons. It sounded like he said Real Talk when he finished his verse. Tu Pham wasted no time rap battling he went in and told Dwizofoz that he can't beat him in this game and asked him if he was insane. He said that challenger made racial jokes that don't apply to him and said that if he's Japanese rip him and called him a chink then it sounded like he said he would claim his body for scientific research. He claimed that his opposition asked to battle three times. Tu Pham said that his opposition was like the wizard of Oz. In my opinion this round of the lyrical cypher was a tie.

Dwizofoz started off saying under his breath that Tu Pham is the one that was trying to challenge him for three months. He said that his opposition couldn't beat him and tried to call him a Grind Time biter he even mentioned Tantrum and A-Class. This guy was on of those rappers that walked away every time he said something good then would come back and say more. He said that K.F.C. named a meal after his opponent and said that he came to the cypher happy that he finally lost his virginity then said it was through incest with his own sister. Dwizofoz said that his adversary was a loser among all the asians and told him that months down the road that he would regret this. Tu Pham started this round of the battle calling his opponent a loser than asked him if he could survive in the future an told someone to do the hindlick maneuver. He made fun of his challengers man boobs in a syllabic fashion and called him a bitter hater and called his waist size the equator of Jupiter. He accused Dwizofoz of going on dates with Jenny Craig. This round of the hip hop cypher seemed to be a tie.

In the third and last round of this MC battle Dwizofoz proceeded to spit racist raps at Tu Pham almost as if he had him bottled up in his heart and he just wanted to use rhyming as an excuse to let em out calling him yellow. He hit him with a barrage of rhymes and said that is too short to be walking around with his chest out ad asked if he got a boob job. He accused his adversary of taliking through The Wire like Kanye West. Dwizofoz made it clear that he was spitting a freestyle rap verse and seemed more than confident about winning. He got real syllabic again and then his home boy came up to help him finish almost as if it was premeditated. Tu Pham said his emcee rhymes next and had crowd reaction as soon as he started. He rebutted against his adversary talking about asian women and said that his Asian girls wouldn't touch Dwizofoz because he's so ugly. He said that his opponent made him ashamed to be Australian. Dwizofoz won this round of the MC clash by a tad bit more I would say.

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