Grind Time Now Presents: Kaveman Brown vs LSP

Kaveman Brown then went into hip hop battle claiming that you have to beat the man to be the man and didn't hesitate to pull the race card out on LSP in his raps. he implied smacking his adversary and claimed that when he was calling him a fagot he was speaking for the rest of the world. He also accused his rival of cross dressing and his verse was clearly written. LSP then went into spit and said that Kaveman Brown would probably bring up how he apologized in his last battle with his fingers crossed. He claimed that he had Mexican home boys that would run up on his adversary and slice him up and claimed that her daughter pussy tastes like Watermelon. I thought LSP won this round of the rap clash in my opinion and was just a little sicker.

In the second round of the this rhyme battle Kaveman Brown bragged about how he came all the way from Baltimore to get rid of LSP who he referred to as being a rookie. He claimed that his adversary was nervous when he walked through the door and threatened to to leave him into a pile of shattered bones. He told his adversary that he could kiss the ass that his pants are sagging on and claimed that he would send him back to the border line multiple contusions. LSP went into spit and accused Kaveman Brown of having guns but not popping with them. He said that he has a cousin that can find his challenger if he tries to hide and compared him to Syahboy then said he would show up with his six just to make his face blossom. He ended his verse comparing his adversary to a Mortal Combat character. In my opinion this round of the cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the rap clash Kaveman Brown claimed that LSP was talking about sitting on laps and tried to call his girl friend a ho. He had strong racist metaphors and accused his chick of swallowing nuts. He accused his opposition of getting kicked out of his tribe in Argentina and called him a clown.
LSP then went into rhyme describing his adversary's style and called him a chip off the prehistoric block. His verse seemed shorter than his opponent. Kaveman Brown won this round of the rap clash

LSP then went into hip hop battle and claimed that Kaveman Brown was scheduled for two battles that day. He said that he went up in is girls house and had sex with her because his girl since his mother is in charge of the house keeping. He claimed that he'd break his opposition down when he spits and accused him of being from Pikes ville. Kaveman Brown said that he was black and proud then called LSP ashamed of his own race. He called his challenger weak with a treasure troll face. He claimed to have funny jokes and that his rival looks hysterical. Kaveman Brown won this round of the match as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydAeGga_F0

Chicago Battlegrounds Vol 4: Lady Pharroh vs L Streetz

Lady Pharroh started the cypher first asking L Streetz what was up with her weave and I would almost say it seemed like she spit a freestyle rap verse. She was saying anything claiming that she shouldn't be spitting her verse because her opponent should be sitting in a funeral vehicle. She said that her opponent was half Asian and implied that it made a difference in her math skills. She threatened to kill her opposition with bars and accused her of being a hoe. L Streetz then went in to the hip hop cypher next and accused Lady Pharroh of sucking a lot of dick. She said that she was about that ether and when she said It was a freestyle I felt like covering my face because I knew what the outcome would be. She wasn't even making rhymes she was just crap talking and taking it to something that wasn't even rap. She thought of one good rhyme. Lady Pharroh won this round of the MC battle.

Lady Pharroh started off the second round of the emcee tournament I liked her voice and expression that junk is mad funny. I seemed like she tried to imply that her opponent was from a soft ass hood and she equated her to K Swiss classics. She tried to call her opponent a punk and warned her about the goons she had on deck. L Streetz went in to spit her verse claiming to be a monster. She claimed that he would rock her opposition like a concert and claimed she would throw her in the trunk. She claimed to have a crack flow while Lady Pharroh was a crack hoe. he continued to just say anything i'm mad that she said she had more stars than her opponent.I'm glad these two girls kept it hip hop and didn't fight but anyways Lady Pharroh won this round of the freestyle battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9P2TfvNs2k

REAL TALK 5 - *PROMO BATTLE* Dwizofoz vs Tu Pham

Dwizofoz started the cypher it sounded like he called Tu Pham wack and accused him of acting. He was syllabic with his rhyme style in the beginning. It seemed like he tried to get s tad bit racist when putting words together. He warned his short Asian opponent that he has people in the crowd that would handle him if he got out of line. He said his whole crew will get ran through and threatened to leave him a dead man. Dwizofoz said he would have sex with Tu Pham mother and compared it to sushi. He claimed that his opponents reach isn't long enough to touch him in a fight and called him weak. He said his idea of a battle was swinging elbows and fists then he compare his rival to one of the Simpsons. It sounded like he said Real Talk when he finished his verse. Tu Pham wasted no time rap battling he went in and told Dwizofoz that he can't beat him in this game and asked him if he was insane. He said that challenger made racial jokes that don't apply to him and said that if he's Japanese rip him and called him a chink then it sounded like he said he would claim his body for scientific research. He claimed that his opposition asked to battle three times. Tu Pham said that his opposition was like the wizard of Oz. In my opinion this round of the lyrical cypher was a tie.

Dwizofoz started off saying under his breath that Tu Pham is the one that was trying to challenge him for three months. He said that his opposition couldn't beat him and tried to call him a Grind Time biter he even mentioned Tantrum and A-Class. This guy was on of those rappers that walked away every time he said something good then would come back and say more. He said that K.F.C. named a meal after his opponent and said that he came to the cypher happy that he finally lost his virginity then said it was through incest with his own sister. Dwizofoz said that his adversary was a loser among all the asians and told him that months down the road that he would regret this. Tu Pham started this round of the battle calling his opponent a loser than asked him if he could survive in the future an told someone to do the hindlick maneuver. He made fun of his challengers man boobs in a syllabic fashion and called him a bitter hater and called his waist size the equator of Jupiter. He accused Dwizofoz of going on dates with Jenny Craig. This round of the hip hop cypher seemed to be a tie.

In the third and last round of this MC battle Dwizofoz proceeded to spit racist raps at Tu Pham almost as if he had him bottled up in his heart and he just wanted to use rhyming as an excuse to let em out calling him yellow. He hit him with a barrage of rhymes and said that is too short to be walking around with his chest out ad asked if he got a boob job. He accused his adversary of taliking through The Wire like Kanye West. Dwizofoz made it clear that he was spitting a freestyle rap verse and seemed more than confident about winning. He got real syllabic again and then his home boy came up to help him finish almost as if it was premeditated. Tu Pham said his emcee rhymes next and had crowd reaction as soon as he started. He rebutted against his adversary talking about asian women and said that his Asian girls wouldn't touch Dwizofoz because he's so ugly. He said that his opponent made him ashamed to be Australian. Dwizofoz won this round of the MC clash by a tad bit more I would say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1bmhepGNA&videos=AcIV61dEqc4&playnext=3

DON'T FLOP - Nugget Vs Brosy

Brosy started the lyrical matchup first he got the crowd laughing when he accused Nugget of talking to his ass called him a drunken mistake and a disgrace. He said that he was non subleminal. He said that his adversary drives around in a car with a mattress in it and referred his music to has being a crime hip hop. He compared his rap skill to a mean Jewish person. The last thing Brosy told his opponent in a syllabic fashion was to leave. Nugget seemed to be telling Redzer he hates him because of the battles that they give him. He mentioned how he went to the U.K. to battle It seemed like he was trying to say that they don't put him against the right people. He called his challenger a debut and said that the match up must be a joke. He said that his opposition apparently got stood up like a blind date at his last competition and called his opponent an ugly bastard. Nugget finished off this round of the rhyme battle saying that he rather be a fat bastard and a single dad then his to be his rival This round of the cypher was a tie.

Brosy started off by calling his adversary depressing and said that his rival brings him down because he need some head. He started off flowing with a syllabic style. He called his opponents songs on his mix tape a mistake. He wanted to know how Nugget ever sneaked past evolution and said that his opposition doesn't care anything about the music he makes and said that he is raping the genre of rap. Brosy said that he had sex with his adversary mother and caught an extreme case of herpes. He ended up having to freestyle because he began to run out of rhymes and said he'd put his rival in a head lock and burn him like a head shot, wasn't sure what he was talking about I guess he meant liquor. His ending was totally sloppy. When it was time for Nugget to spit his verse he confronted the fact that Brosy said something about listening to his music and said that he he was an ugly cunt. He started to get syllabic with his delivery of rhymes. He accused his challenger of still being stuck in the 90's and said that this was a small battle to him. He accused his adversary of being on Noah Ark rowing the boat and singing his favorite songs. In this round of tournament Nugget won it without a doubt.

The third round of this rap cypher started with Brosy trying to improvise and spit off the top of the dome. He said that this match up was gonna come down to the wire and said he would leave him like McNulty. He also accused his adversary of having a single digit IQ and he said he could beat his opponent with a form of Japanese poetry. His delivery got sylabic again and seemed to be freestyle rapping he stumbled on a few rhymes. Brosy called himself the king of DON'T FLOP while his opposition is a Special Olympian. Nugget seemed to have started his verse putting his challengers business supposedly claiming that his adversary can't decide on his wedding song out there and said he wouldn't be anything without the people on his team. He made then made insults about where his opponent was from and said that his opposition probably has a Motorola brick phone. He said that every Sunday you could see Brosy at church with his family. Nugget said that his rap career won't fly. Nugget won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmsumPTH9k

KOTD - HFK vs Sketch Menace

HFK called Sketch Menace a pedophile who is not a good looking guy and claims that hookers won't even give his adversary a chance. He even made a comment about farting in his opponents mothers face and on top of that the funny thing she supposedly likes it. He even mentioned john Cena. He said that he made fun of his rival in his face book status. He continue to talk crap about the guys mother and claimed that he did it with her. He ended his verse by comparing himself to Vince Mc Mahon. Sketch Menace said that did research on his adversary and came to the conclusion that HFK was fat and stupid. He made racist raps about his opponents Arabic heritage. He called this tournament his rivals resting place. He called his challengers battles boring. He seemed to have a hometown advantage. Sketch Menace won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the battle HFK started his round of this rap battle calling his opponent Larry The Cable Guy and saying that his rhymes suck.. He focused on calling his adversary un creative and had to look up mother jokes online. He has quite an imagination. He tried to say that him an his home boy ran a train on rivals mother and ended up fisting her later. he ended this battle by rubbing all the racist comments that his opponent made in his face. Sketch Menace started this round off with a slick metaphor when he said that HFK reminds him of every bad guy from all the different video games that he has no one expected that. He also called his opponent fat and said that he'll never be the bigger man and told him that he can't fit his hand inside a Pringles can. He told his adversary to show him some respect. He said that he's in hot pursuit of the of a title shot. He also said his challenger got all his rhymes from DR Seus. Sketch Menace's last punchline about writers block was thorough. This rapping battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher HFK started off taunting his opponents rhyme style. He called Sketch Menace Hillary Duff and tried to say that his mustache was weak. He said a few racist things as well referring to Mexicans and Jewish people. He tried to say that the host Organic always tells his adversary to keep quiet and called a Homo indirectly. He also tried to call his opponent a biter. His imitation of his adversary was straight. His last statement a bit clever. Sketch Menace started off talking about HFK's head size and tried to say that his he was irrelevantly imitating other rappers. He claims that his challenger bombs a lot of battles that he has been featured in. He tried to say that he would annihilate his adversary and that was his closing remark. The last round of this rapping battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrAkz0aR4E

Daily Duels Presents: Duma vs SNK (Promo)

SNK started this lyrical cypher first with excitement but he couldn't quite finish off. He seemed to be forgetting his writtens. He tried to call his rival a prince while he is a king and he tried to say that it's a fact. He said that his adverasry does regular poetry I'm not sure if this is true. The last comment this rapper made referencing his opponents alleged tattoo. Duma spit his verse after he asked his adversary race. He said that the crowd doesn't react to SNK's rhymes because nothing he says is ever heard and said that it doesn't help that he stutters in every line which was kind of true. The last thing he told his challenger to take him self to school and learn something. This round of the rap cypher was taken by Duma in my opinion.

In the second round of this cypher SNK wasted no time at all going in. He told his adversary that he's gonna fall out the window and fall to his death and he started to forget his rhymes again and got surprised when no one in the crowd reacted to his raps. He seemed to comparing his opponent to Luigi. He continued to make racist raps about his egyptian rival talking about houses made out of sand in this round of the rhyme battle. Duma then went in and started flowing next. He called SNK's mother a Jay-z look alike just like Joe Camel. He said he knew some homo people that would beat his challenger's ass and dress him up like a girl. Duma won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the rap battle SNK started his verse and messed up again. He accused his adversary of looking at his step brother. He compared his rival to a were wolf. He tried to call his opponent a pedophile. He was still forgetting his punchlines. Duma spit his rap verse next and straight up played his challenger. He basically tried to say that his rival is un cool and sounds slow and retarded and called his nick name 69 king a joke as well. He said that SNK friends only keep him around because he feels sorry for them. Duma won this round of the rhyme battle as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9fD-_UbZOI

Grind Time Now Presents: Okwerdz vs T-Rex

T-Rex started the rap battle off after long not battling for quite some time now. T-Rex started off by calling Okwerdz astronaut. T-Rex had a funny impersonation of Okwerdz when he spit his verse and I would say it was fairly accurate. Okwerdz made fun of T-Rex's ear in the first verse he spit. Okwerdz had a syllabic rap verse real smooth. Okwerdz delivery was strong but T-Rex was right when he commented on Okwerdz rap verse. A lot of Okwerdz punchlines I couldn't understand. This round of this rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher things almost got heated and almost looked like the two MC's were gonna fight but anyways T-Rex made a comparison of where he's from and where Okwerdz is from for the first part of his rap verse. T-Rex's next attack was to say that Okwerdz and rapper Dizzaster be sleeping together. T-Rex tried to call Okwerdz a drug addict and he brought up all of Okwerdz losses. Okwerdz called T-Rex an E-wok when he spit his first rhyme verse. T-Rex had some hot metaphors and his rap style was syllabic. Okwerdz rap verse more personal and hard hitting. Okwerdz won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of this rap cypher T-Rex spoke about Okwerdz bringing his name up in his last few rap verses. T-Rex had a ton of funny racist metaphors and deep raps but not deep enough. Okwerdz brought up old rap cyphers that T-Rex battled in and he even called out Arsonal. This was a great rap clash but damn I'm surprised T-Rex lost this round of the rap cypher but hay I guess everybody meets there match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM4NBsr0kho&playnext_from=TL&videos=STxd-hv1rrs&feature=sub