Showing posts with label PRESENTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PRESENTS. Show all posts

Monday, January 10, 2011

Grind Time Now / Assault & Battling presents: Base vs Caustic

Base started the lyrical battle calling Caustic a square and claimed his rival knew everything about him. He accused his rival of not being able to keep his nose out of everyones business and claimed that he had wholes in his clothes. He compared his rival talking to ills mating. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed that he didn't usually do name flips but wanted to bring Base back to the basics. He then claimed Espiv getting slapped and claimed his rival couldn't freestyle. He told his rival that he no place in Hip Hop and told him to stop calling his mothers house home base. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Base went into spit and claimed that his father came to the states with a few bucks. He then claimed Caustic was a homeless kid who lived in a vacant school yard and tried to call him an evil computer nerd. He also mocked his rivals Italian heritage at the end. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed after the match the nose joke legacy would be passed along. He told his adversary that he wasn't from Al-Qaeda and asked him who he terrorized. He even brought up Dizaster and Dhalsim This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Base went to combat Caustic's nose jokes with a rebuttal. He even brought up history that i didn't know about Sicily, apparently the place was founded by Persians. Caustic then went into rhyme and claimed Base better take back his jokes. He claimed that he would have sex with his challengers mother ejaculate on his nations flag and called him Dizaster's paparazzi. Caustic won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_1D_X2f_OY



Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Grind Time Now / Street Wars presents: Rezin vs Thousand

Rezin started his verse during this cypher claiming that Thousand was the least of his problems and claimed that he was calling his opponent a fag. He accused his opponent of having gay ass friends and called him washed up. He claimed that his adversary was boring him trying to be Warren G and called his skin texture leather face. He called his rival a useless queer and ended by calling the battle child's play.Thousand went into rhyme and seemed to be predicting that Rezin would have name flips and face jokes. He claimed to have raped chicks and made fun of his own face. He also tried to say that his adversary's girl had a used up pussy and said that his opponent looked like a very small giant. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Rezin went into say that Thousand had been ripped in a bunch of ways and was sloppy seconds and accused him of having a dream to own the company of Thousands islands dressing. He even referenced Naughty By Nature and claimed that he wasn't on Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter. He accused his adversary of malfunctioning Photo Shop. Thousand then went into spit calling Rezin Sask-watch and made fun of the clothes he wore. He told his adversary that he wasn't gangsta and needed to stop it. He said that his opponent rhymes like he's trying to be the voice of the ghetto and claimed the battle made him feel like he was fighting his own demons. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

Rezin went into the second round implying that he had something to get off his chest and claimed that he held his tongue long enough. He accused Thousand of swagger jacking and said that his rival said he would screw someones baby. He ended his verse cursing at his opposition. Thousand went into this round of the match and claimed that there was no reason to get personal but he went to a Catholic school. He also described rolling a blunt. He said his challenger's last verse was time to waste and brought up how was talking junk about LMS. Rezin wont this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Q8LTYy5_E



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Grind Time Now/Street Wars presents: Unorthodox Phrases vs Misk

Unorthodox Phrases went into rhyme against Misk and said that this was gonna be some mean shit. He claimed that he should win this match just for inconvenience and accused his adversary of stealing styles from other battle rappers. He compared his adversary to a clone and this guys performance was mad live. He accused his adversary of being anxious to get into Grind Time and said that his real name was Mike. Misk then went in to rhyme claimed that this match was supposed to happen during Street Wars 3 but Unorthodox Phrases cancelled out on him to battle in Missouri. He brought up the Fresh coast and accused his adversary of giving a bad rep to Florida. He accused his opponent of stealing styles from California and accused him to losing to Illusion Z and Fresco. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap battle Unorthodox Phrases went into rhyme and claiming that this was where death started and Misk life was over. He confronted the piece of info of why he canceled out on his opposition the last time they were supposed to battle. He ended and called his opponent Vinny from The Jersey Shore. Misk then went into rhyme and said Unorthodox Phrases seemed fruity. He asked his opponent why he was acting tough with a hard pose and accuse him of being a fagot. He said that when his rival rhymes he has no rhythm. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Unorthodox Phrases went into spit claiming that nobody is a fan of Misk's music. He made racial slurs on his opposition as well and claimed that Surgeon General wanted to beat his ass. He claimed that his opponent was really skinny and claimed that he was showing real emceeing skills. Misk then went into spit and said that he had better rhymes then Unorthodox Phrases just spit. He claimed that his opponent raps mad theatric and accused him of practicing his stuff in front of the mirror. He tried to accuse his opponent of not being so good at sex and not getting girls. He claimed Knowledge Medina of ducking him. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the one on one battle Misk went into rhyme and asked Unorthodox Phrases how he went from Grind Time to Street Wars. He accused his adversary of getting vexed when he questioned his smarts and accused him of being a Shakespeare fanatic. He tried to imply that his opposition would prefer a theater to perform matches. Unorthodox Phrases then went into spit and claimed to be an MC and that's how he was getting his money. he said that he would toss Misk into the lake for fisherman's sake in which it seemed like he was biting an old Eminem punchline. Misk won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKSq_KZxOdc



Saturday, October 9, 2010

Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents B - Squeeze V.S. Micophone Phelps Hosted by Binxta B

B - Squeeze started the rap cypher first and claimed that he bet when Micophone Phelps grew up he was a tag along. He claimed that Micophone Phelps and his crew be adding wrong and claimed that whoever was to bet against he'd mess there math up. He claimed that he didn't study for his opponent since he wasn't a match. He claimed to stay cautious in Ohio and claimed that he had his opposition training for the battle. Micophone Phelps then went into spit and said he should take B - Squeeze's chain and ride his bike. He called his oppositions raps weak and claimed to have been known. He claimed to have sex with a lot of women while his opposition be stuck in the friend zone. His delivery was strong and hard. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher B - Squeeze went in and claimed to have told people that he wasn't gonna battle no more. He claimed not to be new and made fun of his adversary's swag. He compared himself to a stain that couldn't be rinsed out and claimed that if his adversary got out of line he'd leave him all red. Micophone Phelps then aggressively went into defend his title against B - Squeeze. He claimed to be an ass hole and claimed to be sitting on top. He claimed that his challenger was pussy whipped and he claimed to be in his zone which was pretty believable based on his actions. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion as well.

In the third round of the cypher B - Squeeze went in against Micophone Phelps claiming to be fly as a swatter which i thought wasn't the best metaphor in my opinion. He claimed to shine bright and compared himself to the north star. He claimed that his adversary was hoping that he loses and claimed that he reminds him of beggar. He claimed to be in his best shape. I didn't feel the the Owen Hart punchline. Micophone Phelps then went into rhyme and said claimed to be changing his name to excellent. He claimed that they couldn't stop him and that he was rocky. He called his challenger jealous and accused him of being a bitch with a dick. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRU8rTnVSnM



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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

PutUpOrShutUp Presents: Pryme Prolifik vs. Niggety Knux

Niggety Knux started the freestyle battle first and welcomed Pryme Prolifik to New Jersey. He claimed that his opponent had a lot of gimmicks and was thorough for a minute but after awhile he started saying anything. He said that his adversary's bars are hot but inconsistent. Pryme Prolifik then went into spit and called Niggety Knux a fagot that looks like lunch. He said that he wants to battle somebody his own size and to get his adversary some stilts and claimed that he would drop kick him. Pryme Prolifik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Niggety Knux then went into rhyme in the second round of this match and called Pryme Prolifik a mean herb. He also proceeded to make fat jokes about his adversary as well and said that his opponent stinks. He claimed to have came from the gutter and started saying anything towards the end. Pryme Prolifik then went into freestyle and claimed that his rival was barely old enough to step in the club. He lyrical skills were kind of thorough. He claimed that he could even beat his adversary with written's as well. Pryme Prolifik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of this freestyle battle Niggety Knux said that he wasn't trying to get a buzz but was trying to flood the charts and said that he would stomp Pryme Prolifik with a Timberland. He told his adversary to get out of New Brunswick. He was straight when he went off the top. He claimed that his adversary doesn't get money. Pryme Prolifik then went in claiming he would break Niggety Knux's back and cripple his knees. He said that his adversary wasn't a pimp. He went hard at describing how he would beat his oppositions ass. Pryme Prolifik clearly won this round of the freestyle cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdtaY7_mFw




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Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Cash Eatin vs Lil Mike Hosted By Moe Dirdee

Cash Eatin started this match claiming that Lil Mike be on that homo stuff and called him sweet as a cocoa puff. His lyrical skills seemed on point during this round. Lil Mike then went into spit and claimed to be 21 with a job, crib. He said that his goons told gim that his rival is fake and doest't shoot gun. He said that his opposition must wanna die if he speaks his name. This first round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the Cash Eatin went in to spit anxiously and spit about how he would blast his guns. He said if there was drama he'd be right out side Lil Mike's door. he told his adversary to get it together and bragged guns some more. He cursed at his rivals team name and said that he was broke as fuck. Lil Mike then went into spit and claimed that Cash Eatin probably likes getting it from behind and threatened to leave him leaving in an ambulance. He claimed he would his his challenger with a camera as well. Ths round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap battle Cash Eatin He claimed that he would open Lil Mike for surgery. He just ha mad violent gun references throughout his verse He claimed that his buzz was big as a house and had movie references. Lil Mike then went into rhyme telling a story about Cash Eatin's girl friend and claimed that he himself claps off when it's beef. He even brought Binxta B's name up in the cypher. He accused his challenger of showing his guns his jacking off line was straight. He claimed that he was hitting his adversary's girl from the back as well. Cash Eatin won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUUuf4dbXRI



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Friday, September 17, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Chase vs Sprungy

Sprungy started this lyrical match with his drunken rap style asking if any one had ever seen Chase in a green hooded sweater and claimed to be the best even when he isn't sober. Later on proceeded to compare him to Lariken and then tried to say that his album was poor. Chase went into rhyme and claimed to have respect for Don't Flop and the UK. He seemed to be describing Sprungy being fat in a lyrical fashion and said that he should search his adversary for his Visa. He accused his adversary of strapping hot dog to his chest. Chase won this round of the lyrical clash in my opinion.

In the second round of the competition Sprungy went in and brought up a valid point about being able to lose his weight and Chase not being able to grow an inch. He accused his adversary's last lyrical cypher of being a disgrace and tried to imply that he was married to Lariken. Chase then went in to defend himself and said that his adversary was a fagot. He called his adversary's first round a disgrace and claimed that he was spits off the top. Chase then went into rhyme and accused decoy of ordering Sprungy a male order bride. He also tried to accuse the man of looking like a rapist and tried to call him an England criminal. This round of the live event was a tie in my opinion.

Sprungy started his verse against Chase and seemed to nonchalant about the whole thing. He then messed up and admit to having a cunt. He really was saying anything and was barely rhyming. Chase then went into rap against Sprungy and said that he heard his adversary's track about Amsterdam. He accused his opponent of stealing bags of ham. He then compared his adversary to a jar of eggs and called him unaccepted. Chase won this round of the lyrical clash in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7StVWKjUFc



Sunday, September 12, 2010

Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Ill Will vs Cash Eatin Hosted By Calicoe

Ill Will started the rap clash first and told Cash Eatin never to mention Sea grams gin and claimed that he didn't care about how his adversary didn't care about how his opponent let his toys go. He claimed that he drag his adversary to Joy road and tried to called his crew cheer leaders. He claimed that he'd be dining with his mother soon. Cash Eatin then went into spit and said he was trying to eat like his last name. He called Ill Will a lower class lame and claimed that he made artist's albums hard to come out like grass stains. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Ill Will then went into spit claiming to be a bear and asked who Cash Eatin was then accused him of being scared of the dark. He claimed that he didn't care where they were at and claimed that he goes harder. He claimed that his verse that he was spitting was a freestyle. He asked his opposition what he was gonna tell him. He claimed to be in Detroit more than his adversary does and accused him of not having a criminal record. Cash Eatin then went into spit and told Ill Will not to go there. He claimed that he would rob his opponent and said he would be on his head like a stocking cap. He finished off getting on his challenger for his pants. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion

Ill Will went in to spit claiming that Cash Eatin got him feeling soft just by association and made fun of his kids. He said that he is every show in Detroit and said he got nigga's that would snatch his rivals jewels. He said he would shot his girl. He said let me eat my food. Cash Eatin said that Ill Will looked like Rick Bobby in a fat bitches body. He said that his rival had a dingy white tee shirt and told him to admit to being broke for years. He end telling his challenger that he is a blood. This round of the battle was a tie but Ill Will said something that's going on my sick punchlines page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMYp7tnCBew



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shB5jdylV



Saturday, September 11, 2010

Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Binxta B vs Macs The Realest Hosted By Calicoe

Macs The Realest claimed that Binxta B was amped to battle him and made fun of the mans age. He accused his adversary of being a bitch and cutting off like a pension. He accused his adversary of not making moves and hanging around like a lynching. He claimed to be on top of the world and told his adversary to give him his trees. He ended by calling himself lyrical max but had a stutter when he said it. Binxta B said the first it was Dre Jones then asked the organizer where he gets these ugly nigga's. He said that Macs The Realest needs to watch his shooters and said that he was on a higher level and could be pissing on his adversary's waves. He claimed to be pissed off and compared him to cook out food. Binxta B won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Macs The Realest went into rhyme and said for someone to ask Binxta B something and said he himself wasn't a thug or a trapper. He compared his flow to a thong on a big bitch and claimed that his own rhymes get better with time. He claimed to be a G until death and said that his adversary is cake soft. His lyrical delivery was thorough. Binxta B went in to ask why fake nigga's act like they be getting it in and claimed to know that Macs The Realest doesn't get bread or dollars. He claimed that his Puerto Rican nigga was calling then picked up his phone and called his challenger a stray because nobody has heard of him. He made fun of the picture that he seen of his opposition. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Macs The Realest went in against Binxta B to rhyme and said that he was about to make magic and is always spitting tragic. He said that when he raps it be silent enough to meditate and I don't know what he meant by that but it sounded good. He got hungry and spit with a loud voice and was switching it up to a lyrical delivery back and fourth. Binxta B went in against Macs The Realest and said that ain't nothing like a hater. He claimed 30 is the new 20 and claimed to be hot still and started to freestyle because I guess he forgot his rhymes and brought up seeing his challenger online throwing up gang signs in there videos. Macs The Realest won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2LM7TP_JbM



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzrd-c7uZ3M&NR=1



Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Demolition Jones vs B Squeeze Hosted By Mackk Myron

B Squeeze anxiously went into this rap clash and claimed that Demolition Jones wasn't messing with him. He told him that he wasn't even kind of nice and called him the vagina type. He claimed that he was biting his adversary's head off without leaving a tooth in him. Demolition Jones started his verse in this the rhyme battle claiming that he was gonna tell everyone the truth and claimed that he didn't know B Squeeze was as nice as he is. He seemed to be freestyle spitting and said that he was the father of his challenger. He claimed that his adversary could only do what he allows him to and was stopped when he seemed to trying to elaborate. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash B Squeeze went in and said that the battle was some east side shit. He said that he was about to to beat Demolition Jones just so Binxta B wouldn't have to. He compared his adversary's girl to Mr. bucket and tried to say that his rival isn't a rider. He compared himself to the IRS and called himself New ports. Demolition Jones went into spit and claimed to have wise words from his nigga. He said that people don't respect B Squeeze and said he would push his wig back like a cubical. He was apparently freestyle spitting. He claimed that he would hit his challenger with a truck but was apparently saying anything. B Squeeze won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash B Squeeze said that he didn't wanna hear any tough talk and claimed that Demolition Jones would get cut. He said that what his nigga's blast is pass his adversary's neck. He said that his adversary be hanging with the cops and claimed that his opposition doesn't his kind. He said that he plays the cards he was dealt and claimed that his opposition wants to be a thug because he grew up listening to Tupac. Demolition Jones went into rhyme and spit that his flow was sicker gangrene. He called his B Squeeze a bitch and said that he was always taught to ride with the fifth and said he would shoot him with bullets the same size of his fist. He compared his opposition to low top Air Force Ones. He even said what school his challenger went to and told him not to go up against him next time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1HM3Hhdi4o



Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Bullets Da Don vs Lil Mike Hosted By Mackk Myron

Bullets Da Don went into rhyme and said that he seen Lil Mike looking at him and bragged about everything he has. He said that he has to stunt and claimed that his adversary likes his shoes. He claimed to be riding clean and balling in clubs and claimed a to be young fly and a gentle man. He had a bit of a pause in the middle of his verse. Lil Mike then went into spit and accused his opposition of interviewing for a job at Target. He got on his challengers mother and told a story about how Bullets Da Don tried to ad him on Facebook but he ignored it. Bullets Da Don won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Bullets Da Don went in and said let me introduce my self and said he was a chubby fly fresh guy with a thorough chain. He tried to call himself the main event and said what seemed to be his adversary's real name Mike Paul. His delivery was a lot stronger during this round but seemed to have a long pause which might cost him this round. Lil Mike then went in and said that he would leave Bullets Da Don riverside and claimed that his girl wanted to do his whole team. He said that he has dollar signs tattooed on him and bleeds wealth. He compared his opposition to an elf and said that weight loss was the only thing his challenger should be battling. Lil Mike won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bullets Da Don spit about following laws and claimed to be a North side nigga's. He told Mike Paul to watch his girl. He had a lot of punchlines but his verse was way to long and his delivery wasn't very strong. he talked about his whips and claimed to have a Ferrari. He described his Tech nine as well.Mike Paul said he would shoot him for the same price that Bullets Da Don shoes cost. He tried to imply that his challenger is broke and claimed to have women sweating him because of how fresh he is. His delivery was tougher and got lyrical. Mike Paul won this round of the rap cypher no doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-KacSPGkkk&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-UIG7XtS80&feature=related



Friday, September 10, 2010

Mic Murdaraz T.V. Presents Binxta B vs Dre Jones Hosted by Mackk Myron

Dre Jones started the rap battle first claiming that he gets money as he described the diamonds that he has. He claimed that the closest he came to seeing an L is when he was smoking a blunt and said that if it came to beef Mackk Myron is as good as dead because he would shoot him. He compared leaking his opponent to shooting paint balls at him and he claimed to have classical whips. He claimed to run his squad. Binxta B anxiously went into rhyme immediately after that and claimed to be glad that Dre Jones came to take his ass whooping then claimed he was about to smash him. He then equated his challenger to feces and implied screwing his lady. He claimed that if his opposition was a lion he had something to tame him and claimed that his war tactics were not average. His delivery was stronger but his rhymes were just as good in my opinion. The man referred to his adversary as a no name. Dre Jones won this round of the street battle

In the second round of the rap clash Dre Jones then went into spit and said he'd put a whole in Mackk Myron's head the size of a grave site and tried say he was on Drake and Young Berg's level of greatness. He tried to call his opposition fake and said that he would snipe him while he was eating. He compared his adversary's girl to a skull cap. He said that he would gets at his opponents girl friend. Binxta B then went into rhyme calling Dre Jones cool and claimed to be the hottest nigga spitting. He talked about his hood and threatened what would happen to Dre Jones if he stepped out of line. He tried to spit a deep metaphor at his adversary. He called his adversary's songs basic and made fun of his face. He claimed that his rival would never get noticed. This round of this hood battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Dre Jones went in telling Binxta B that he wasn't a gangster. He said that he should skin his opponent and then was interrupted. He said that his opposition that does't even sound like a man and compared himself to Monica and used references 90's music. He claimed that his adversary's girl be calling him and spit alot about beating his oppositions ass. He said that he spits gas and breathes flames then his ending was thorough. Binxta B then went into the cypher telling a story about how the rap clash came to be. He compared his challenger to a meal and said that he was sweet. He wanted to rap it up claiming to have some where to be in about an hour and claimed to be screwing his mother. Binxta B clearly won this round of the rap battle based on his all around performance and consistency.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noUavktnxfM



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i5pEouQpFs




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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Evil Poets Society Presents: Soul Ash Vs Aaron G (CAPRICE DISS)

Soul Ash started the cypher freestyle rapping and claimed to be more Spanish than Aaron G. He called himself a true MC and claimed to spit in different languages and is now spitting in English. He asked his opponent th reason for his name. He claimed that his rival was flopping. Aaron G then went into rhyme and said that Soul Ash sounds stupid. He claimed to be punching punchlines faster than gears and accused his opposition being a drug addict. He claimed to have left his opponent crooked when he finished. Aaron G won this round of the freestyle battle by a little bit more.

Soul Ash went up to rhyme and made ugly jokes on Aaron G and i'm mad he said Eddy Krueger instead of Freddy Krueger. He told Aaron G that he could go home to masturbate and then he started talking about frying pans. He ended his verse calling his opponent a snitch. Aaron G then went into spit and said that the most Soul Ash can say is that he is ugly. He said that he can probably smoke his adversary like a can. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Soul Ash said he would treat Aaron G like a little bitch. He claimed to be courageous and would come with a look that was vicious. He told his opponent that he wouldn't clean his dishes and he tried to imply that his rival has nothing and is without a home. He claimed to save his opponent and told him to go back home and search for a fagot since he can't get a wife. Aaron G went in claiming that Soul Ash spit rhymes that were illegitimate and said he would chop him up like vegetables. He claimed to have his brothers in the background and have ran out of things to say. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO8z8jM9DnY



Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Kerser & Rates vs Chase & Lariken

Lariken started the freestyle battle first bringing up the fact that Kerser is from Sydney and accused him of getting lap dances from Fat Chance. He claimed that his adversary should change his name to cock dick soldier who ever that is. Chase said that he never even heard of his oppositions but accused them of looking like pussies and accused him of being use to sperm in the face. He said that he should kill his two opponents and said that in this economic crisis the rates have gone up. Kerser started his verse for his team claiming to have cooked his rhymes straight out the gutter and claimed to be the father of Lariken's little brother. Rates then went in and compared Chase to a nun and Kerser tried to call him a nerd. Kerser & Rates won this round of the rhyme battle by a very little bit.

In the second round of the rap clash Chase went into this freestyle battle first and said his two opponents look like twin brothers. He accused his adversary's of jacking off to pictures of big truckers and had skinny jokes. Lariken claimed that Kerser had an infatuation with gays and Chase called him junkie fagot that uses smack. Lariken tried to clown his opposition for having Nautica gear. Rates said that his two opponents are mad skinny and compared them to chains and spoons. He claimed he would rape his the sister of one of his oppositions and said he would light up a joint and put it out on his opponents tongue. Kerser seemed to be making fun of his opponents having a lisp. This round of the freestyle cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Lariken started off by saying he doesn't smoke weed or do dumb things and said just by judging him he could tell that his opponents mother did. Chase went in claiming that his lisp helps him get his rivals girl wet and he claimed to have beat Sprungy in a rhyme match. Rates called Lariken a fagot mate then began to flop. Kerser took over the the rap clash and finished it off spitting a verse. Chase & Lariken won this round of the freestyle cypher in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this match Kerser called Chase a fagot that jack off on his laptop and accused Lariken of liking his cock. Rates was thorough with his lyrical rhymes in this round of the freestlye battle. Lariken claimed to spit hard and Chase then went into say that he can't believe he is testing them. He even seemed to have been making teeth jokes on Kerser and Lariken tried to call his mother used up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiSpOET0vT8




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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Lariken Vs Planz

Planz started this rhyme battle claiming that he wasn't really into following trends and claimed that the scene thinks Lariken is a fagot. He said that his adversary dumb and broke. He also had fat jokes his oppositions girl Lariken started his verse in the cypher telling Planz to keep his misses name out of his rhymes and accused his adversary of spitting his lightest raps hoping for decency. He seemed to be suggesting that the guy was a chauvinist pig and accused his opposition of being poor. He was lyrical towards the end of his rap bar. This round of the lyricist battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Planz went in and said that he called this battle the Price Is Right. He said that Lariken thinks he's hardcore but is the first to run to the cops and called him dumb. He called his adversary's face is a disgrace. He cursed at his opposition and accused him of not having a crew Lariken told Planz that he needs to plan an ambulance when battling him. He said that he would slice his head and called him a bitch. He finished off with some lyrical bars. Lariken won this round in my opinion.

Planz then went into this round of the rhyme battle and spit about adding Myspace people. He claimed that Lariken had a whole different meaning for pushing your stool in. He said hat his adversary is in bread. He accused his Planz father of watching his penis grow. Lariken then went into rhyme and called him a meth head. He called his opposition raps weaker than his and claimed that his adversary's mother has a huge cunt has. He claimed that he could smell male genitals in his adversary's breath. In my opinion this round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Lariken started it off and wasn't modest to call himself the best to rhyme with speech. He said screw plan B and accused Planz of using enough needles to call him hepatitis B. He accused his adversary's bestmate of being a red head. he tried ti say that his adversary lives in a rapist town. He continued to imply that his rival was heavily involved with drug use. Planz went into rhyme and said that Lariken and countered him for finishing his rhymes for him . He had a quick slip up th messed him up. Lariken won this round of the tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o61Wvn1rcEo



Got Beef? Presents: Mandle vs Vampts

Vampts started the freestyle battle talking junk about Mandle and threatened to hit him a bunch of times. He called his opposition a fagot cunt and called him so ugly that he should die alone. He had a strong hard delivery. Mandle then went in to rhyme an made fun of his adversary's voice and made fun of his religion. He also tried to call his rival a yuck mouth. This round was a tie in my opinion because they both made good points.

In the second round of the rap cypher Vampts went in calling Mandle a clown and seemed curious about who was listening to him. He seemed to be implying that his x girl would shut his opponent down for trying to talk to her. He called his opponents raps a hoax and wished death on him and said that he was hated. He said that his rivals skin is unpleasant. Mandle went into the cypher making fun of Vampts and accused him of practicing incest with his father. The raps battle got heated for what seemed to be little to know reason at all. He claimed that his challenger went around smelling his girls knickers. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Vampts went into this round of the freestyle battle accusing Mandle of getting raped by his dad. He tried to imply that his adversary had too much estrogen and he told him that he wasn't so nice at spitting. Mandle then went in and seemed to be impersonating Vampts and said he would burst his opponents bubble. He said that his opposition be taking styles from other artists then he started messing up. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the freestyle match Mandle implies that Vampts is a vampire that want to be a thug and accuse him of wanting to suck a penis. He said that his opposition can't see his penis when he looks down in the mirror. He ended by accusing his opponent of sucking ass. Vampts then went in expressing his hatred for Mandle. He asked how his opposition feels to be Dribbles side kick and in my opinion I can't tell who won.This round of he freestyle session was a tie in my opinion.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3TdxilPN-g



Monday, August 30, 2010

The Draft Presents Daze Vs Paranormal

Daze started the rap cypher first and said he doesn't think he should call this a battle and said he was gonna brand Paranormal. He claimed that his adversary is usually known for losing and choking. He said that his rival making a mix tape is a bitch and accused him of not being able to fit in a recording booth. He referred to his adversary as being Andy Milonakis and said he wasn't sure if the reason he chokes is because food is caught in his throat or because he Panics. He claimed that the video had to be shot in Panoramic just to see his adversary and implied that his rival had a small penis size due to being over weight. He called his opposition an obese virgin that watches porn. Paranormal started the rap battle off calling Daze whack and said that his nose makes Soul Khan's look like Michael Jackson's. He claimed that his challenger is getting old and is soft and claimed that his muscles won't mean anything when he is meeting his maker. He expressed a complexed scheme of how he would murder his opponent but seemed to copying a scene from a movie in this round of the cypher. This round of the Hip Hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

For more about Daze click here to read a whole interview with him

In the second round of the match Daze went into rhyme mentioned about how Paranormal raps in a league called When Animalz Attack and referred to his adversary as being an elephant. He said that his opponent doesn't stop because he chokes it's to catch his breath after the last four words that he spoke and then seemed to be implying that his rival can jerk himself off with his stomach. He said that his adversary heard there was a fork in the road so he took out dinner plate, do you get it? He claimed that his adversary looked like a woman growing a mustache. He claimed that his adversary rapping is like connecting his beard and mustache. Paranormal went into spit his verse calling his adversary indistinguishable from the crowd and spitting like the rest. He called his adversary a full grown pussy and claimed to see pubes growing on his chest and asked his opponent if he was a drug addict. He seemed to be implying that his rival rigs explosives to Lawn Mowers and claimed that he has two sisters a mother and an aunt that was fatter than him. He claimed that he gets head from the both of them and called his challenger's girl a groupie. This round of the MC clash was a tie in my opinion.

For more about Daze click here to read a whole interview with him

In the third round of this rap cypher Daze went in to rap and claimed to be bow legged maybe as a counter on what Paranormal last said. He wished death on his adversary and said he'd humps his adversary's girl in the mouth and stick his fist in her snatch. He basically spent a lot of this verse implying that he would beat his adversary's ass. He said that he would cut his oppositions penis off and shove it down his throat then brought a stage prop of him touching a skinny kid with his shirt off and when i see it yea it looks like a fat kid but I want to know if it's really him an this is the second time it was shown during a battle. He said that he would punch his adversary in the lungs and pull his through his tits. He claimed that his brain was infected. Paranormal went in to call himself an everyday guy and called his Daze homo then tried to compare him to a Village Person. he started to get on the guys swag then started to mess up. He then cursed and had a long pause. He then ended by telling his adversary today wouldn't be his day and that he probably likes speedo's. He then called out SHOTGUN SUGE, HITMAN HOLLA, Iron Solomon and MATH HOFFA subliminally. He ended by saying his adversary punched like a bitch. In my opinion Paranormal won this round of the rap battle.

For more about Daze click here to read a whole interview with him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8laimfLXaQc



Saturday, August 21, 2010

Velocirappers presents: Kujo vs MC Assrash

Kujo started the rap battle first showing every one that he has guts and asked MC Assrash a question. He claimed this cypher was an uneven match up and made jokes about his opponents name. He claimed that his rival was just a pimple and when the time comes he'd simply pop him. He said hat his adversary looks like a bird and said that his opponent's girl is only with him because that's the closest thing she could get to a black guy. He said usually makes momma jokes and talks about screwing peoples mother but said his oppositions mother is too fat to say those type of things. He seemed to have a numerous amount of slip ups through out his rap verse and MC Assrash went in to spit and seemed to be reading off a sheet I sware the next battle i get like like this is going on my lame Rap Battles page. He said that he heard that Kujo won a cypher last week. He claimed that he seen his challenger with his other on Maury. He tried to imply that his rival didn't finish his stages of evolution. This round of the lyrical match was a tie.

In the second round of this writ-tens tournament Kujo accused MC Assrash with using Jamaican slangs to greet people and seemed to be calling him a suicide bomber. He accused his opposition of blowing clouds when he passes gas. He seemed to be making masturbation jokes about his opponent and I sware his verse in this round was much shorter. MC Assrash went in on his next round using some of Kujo's last punchlines against him and accused his mother being more of a man than he is. It seems that he tried make homo jokes on his opponent and accused him of using tweezers to masturbate. He ended his round of the cypher warning his opponent. MC Assrash won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the third of the rap tournament Kujo started by calling MC Assrash a caramel cracker. He said his opponent is as skinny as a tooth pick and spit about wrestling. He said lyrically his opponent is a Pinto and his rival a monster truck. He compared himself and his opposition to restaurants and ended by telling him he has been served. MC Assrash then went in to the cypher and called Kujo a loser and said Kangaroo Jack is more gangster. He tried to call his his opposition a mistake to had ever been born. He compared his rival to Staples. This round of the lyrical competition was a tie.

In the last round of this rhyme battle MC Assrash went in to rhyme next and asked if Kujo were kidding him because he couldn't believe this cypher was a tie. He claimed that what he has spoken is incomparable. he compared himself to Street fighter and seemed to be imitating a character during his delivery. He said that he would sperm on his opponents face. He said he'd beat his opponent until his neck breaks. Kujo started this rap clash telling a whole story his oppositions family story calling his father a homo and mother and sister a whore. In my opinion this round of the written rap battle was a tie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMobWuDO_do



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlE-bJSr2Lg



Thursday, August 19, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Dunks vs Legacy

Dunks started the MC battle first threatening to crack Legacy's jaw for saying the wrong thing to him. He called his adversary he long lost member of he Jackson 5 and wished death on him. He said Decoy would be dis appointed with his efforts and tried to say that he looks like Afro Man. He compared him self a Mortal Combat movie and Vince Carter. He said that if the good die young he'd be here for ages. Legacy started his verse by saying he wouldn't lose to Dunks and said he would step on him like he is a shoe. He started messing up during his rhyme verse and was freestyle rapping a lot of it. He ended off saying something about his opposition and Pokemon and booster packs. Dunks surely won this round of MC battle.

In the second round of the cypher the lyricist known as Dunks started this round of the rap clash calling a fagot that needs to learn how to freestyle. He compared his opponent to shattered glass and compared himself to an avalanche. He said that he almost came to the battle unprepared to help his opponent. He said that if his adversary thought he had a chance he want to smoke what ever he was smoking. He said that he heard his opponent had aids and said that he was here to put his foot down. Legacy went in to rap next and Legacy said let me pick up the pace a bit and astound you slow. He told his adversary that he has nothing to amount to and he seemed to be messing up. He wasn't that bad when he jumped back in he then seemed to be ready to give up and that's what he did. Legacy won this round of the competition.

In the third round of the freestyle Dunks went into spit and claimed that he couldn't find his Legacy on Facebook. He said that he found a headline that implied his opposition had put about him going shopping with another man. He told his opponent that he wasn't a bad boythe raps in L.A. He was a thorough lyricist. It seems like Legacy literally forfeited his last rap verse. Dunks won this round of this round of the freestyle battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExJMY6qAmY




Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Got Beef? Presents: Broadkast vs Rowdy

Broadkast started this rap battle first saying that he needed to start the session with a lesson and told a story about when Rowdy became a man. He compared his opponent to an 80 year old at an orgy with no Viagra. He told his rival that he was nothing and said that this cypher was a waste of time. He said that he can keep the crowd amazed for days and accused him of choking on bars. Rowdy seemed to have a drunken style of rhyming and seemed to be free-styling. He mentioned something about his can of beer and he seemed to have asked if they should put the hose on Broadkast and said he's be cooler if was someone else. He then had a long silence because he messed up. He jumped in and showed that he was a straight lyricist and I understood later on why they had him battle. Broadkast won this round of the rhyming tournament.

In the second round of the rapping competition Broadkast started it and asked the crowd to give Rowdy a hand clap in which no body did. He seemed to be recommending Ritalin and seemed to have gave him a big up. He had a question for his opposition and claimed that it was for his beloved fans. Rowdy then went in and said that he bets Broadkast can get into a baby pool and turn it into a deep end that was a good one. He claims that he thinks his opposition eats his friends. He started stuttering on his lines saying anything and asked is challenger who wrote his rhymes. He just kept on cursing and saying the F word. Broadkast won this round of the match based on consistency even though Rowdy had the best punchline that I had heard during this round.

In the third and last round of what seemed to be a freestyle battle and Broadkast said that Rowdy has never had an outstanding performance in almost anything. He told him to do something special so they can cheer then tried to rush him to die. He said that his opposition is like a foolish and seemed to be comparing his rap presence to a christmas tree. He call who he was battling the worst MC in history. He said that African kids are gonna wanna see his opponent and give him money. Rowdy started his verse making fun of Broadkast and the things he said were way too funny. He stumbled way too much to take him seriously and spit a freestyle and cursed a lot. He ended by calling his rival a fuck head. Broadkast won this round of th MC clash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TILaGQr1W8Q



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