Grind Time Now presents: Wreck One vs John Boot

Wreck One started the match claiming that Leprechauns had rainbows and claimed that John Boot could be found at the end of a coke trail. He also claimed that his adversary imitation penis's whole sale and accused him practicing bestiality with goats. He claimed that he should be up against Dirt or Ivan Da Great. John Boot then went into spit and claimed to be beating Wreck One with ease. He also claimed that his adversary called his penis small. His lyrical skills were thorough. John Boot won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Wreck One went in and called John Boot Bacon face. He then said that every time his rival leaves the house there is an Amber alert and had some offensive jokes about his rivals face. John Boot then went into rhyme and tried to accused Wreck One of having a distorted visionfrom using alcohol and weed. He then tried to imply that the Grind Time Georgia division is a wreck while comparing his challenger to them. John Boot won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Wreck One went into rhyme and claimed John Boot admit to having sex with horses. He then acompared his rival to a character from office space and called him the divisions Mike Flamez. He also claimed that he couldn't be equal to his adversary. John Boot then went in and claimed to be sick of this. He also tried to imply that his adversary does besteality in his spare time and told him he was wrong. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the emcee battle John Boot went in and accused Wreck One of sounding whack and implied putting his balls in his face. He claimed his adversary was a goofy schmuck and implied holding his certain family members hostage. Wreck One then went into freestyle and seemed to be saying anything about John Boot. He then said he was hoping that the exhibition would end soon so he could go to a sweet sixteen party. John Boot won this round of the match.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrLsamrf3xQ

No Coast Battles: 2 on 2 Tournament Round 2 (part 1)

XQZ started the MC battle first and claimed that Missouri was where the Tigers were at. NFact then seemed to be implying Speedy Calhoun won zero battles and lost three and also accused his adversary of having a bone disease. They had a straight verse. Speedy Calhoun then went into spit and Sho' Biz accused Nfact of looking uncomfortable. XQZ won This round in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle NFact went into spit and seemed to be implying that freestyle didn't get his opponent any where in the league. XQZ then told Speedy Calhoun to give him ten bucks and then let NFact rhyme some more. Sho' Biz then went into rhyme and compared XQZ to the Las Vegas Strip. He also claimed NFact had a nameless sweater. Speedy Calhoun then went into spit and claimed that he wanted to know what XQZ was smoking when he thought of his rhymes. He ended his bars making fun of XQZ's shoes some more. NFact and XQZ won this round of the exhibition.

Paperwerks/Double/Deuce vs Mr. Xtra/Megadef

Mr. Xtra started the first round of this Hip Hop battle and brought up his battle with Double/Deuce. Megadef then went in and compared his opponent to an early nineties track and claimed that he seen him shopping at Mister Thrifty. Paperwerks then went into spit and claimed Mr. Xtra had problems when he speaks. Double/Deuce went into spit and claimed to have a sick flow. He compared his flow to Titanium. This round was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Mr. Xtra went into rhyme and called Paperwerks Samuel Jackson then Double/Deuce. Mr. Xtra then told Double/Deuce that he wasn't a gangster and Mr. Xtra made fun of Paperwerks style. Double/Deuce then went into rhyme and implied that he killed Mr. Xtra with written's but after this match he wouldn't survive. Paperwerks then went into spit and claimed his challenger had an ugly bitch. Him and his partner finished his verse going back and fourth and were pretty tight. Paperwerks and Double/Deuce won this work of the competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcautgquGwI

Freestyle Rap Battle: Yung Gicasso vs Quez & Judgement Day Promo

Yung Gicasso started the freestyle battle claiming that Quez was gonna see a day shift and claimed that he was tired of battling no names. He then accused his adversary of being a non ultimate rap league get smacked ass nigga and also brought up his own last match against Franchise. He ended his verse clowning Donnie Menace. Quez then went into rhyme and accused Yung Gicasso of wearing the same size jeans as his little sister and told his opposition that he wasn't messing with him when it came to the rap scene. He then claimed he would shoot his adversary in the face and leave him out of his dome. He started making fun of his challengers acme and ended his bars calling him a fagot. Yung Gicasso won this round of the freestyle battle.

In the second round of this match Yung Gicasso went into spit and claimed that he reps blood gang. He then warned Quez to sit his ass down before he mad change. He claimed that he didn't like his opposition and seemed to be describing his own swagger and guns. He then ended his bars claiming that the match up was a heat game. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get mad about all the stuff Yung Gicasso was talking about. He claimed that his challenger loses and whines and loses. He said if this was a game it would be don't wake daddy. Yung Gicasso won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle Yung Gicasso went into spit off the top and claimed Quez was E ness. He claimed that he didn't like his adversary and ended claiming that he be having sex with Marge Simpson. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he wished the two of them were remotely alike. He also said that his opponent thought he was tough and accused him of being the type to get shot by a reflected bullet. In my opinion this round of the exhibition was a tie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRMd-mXSW8

BATTLE RAPPERS CANT MAKE SONGS:BANK ROLL VS SMOKE OF NY

SMOKE OF NY went into rhyme first and claimed to hate BANK ROLL. He then mentioned giving his adversary a front open palm or back hand at him and compared himself to the bat man character. He compared his adversary to a fish in the being caught. BANK ROLL then went into spit and called SMOKE OF NY a red cap. He claimed to pull broads in his mack mode and claimed to hang in the North of New Jersey aka the bricks. He ended his verse claiming that where he was from they would turn his challenger to a chocolate chip. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle SMOKE OF NY anxiously went into spit and tried to imply BANK ROLL got no head and probably didn't get any bread. He then tried to say that his adversary dressed too basic and claimed that he didn't want in with a nigga like him. He also compared his opponent to a a Speech from one of America's biggest known basket ball players. He also compared him and his opponent to body parts and he was about to finish before a heckler seemed to have interrupted him. BANK ROLL then went into spit and said that he didn't have to have a problem with SMOKE OF NY to run up on him and accused him of being the type to get a bat. He claimed that he knocks dudes out even though he still shoots. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle SMOKE OF NY then went against BANK ROLL into spit and compared himself to a Mario game. He then called him self smoke the don and bragged about his gun aim. He claimed that he could have his opponent. He seemed to be slipping up in his verse and got time called on him. BANK ROLL then went into spit and said New York ain't got shit on New Jersey. He then claimed that real nigga's respect him and bitches better do the same. BANK ROLL won this round of the freestyle clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWKdychIcI

Chicago Battleground & GT Midwest Presents: Lady Pharroh vs Dirty Redd

Dirty Redd went into the first round of what seemed to be a freestyle battle and claimed that Lady Pharroh thought she was the best Chicago had to offer. She claimed she wrote mad bars just to tear her adversary's dome off and claimed that Chicago wasn't a big enough city and that she should have been from New York. She asked when the time limit was up and claimed that she could go longer. She then said her opposition was a hot mess and claimed that she was trying to bring Hip Hop back. Lady Pharroh then went into rhyme and tried to imply that Dirty Redd was too old to still be rapping. She accused her adversary of listening to Pete Rock and said she would leave her stretched out. She claimed that her swag is on the ceiling. Lady Pharroh won this round of the match based on consistency.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Dirty Redd claimed to be a killer and described rolling Lady Pharroh up in her fist and throwing her. She claimed to be a monkey that needed nothing but Potassium and compared dropping her adversary to pigeon shit. She ended claiming that her rhymes sever. Lady Pharroh then went into rhyme comparing Dirty Redd to a character from the Movie Set It Off. She claimed that her adversary should have called off and claimed that she never seen her before. She ended her claiming that Obama just passed health care and her adversary would need them. Lady Pharroh won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Dirty Redd then went into spit and said she would sweep Lady Pharroh away like Sand man. She said that she was going off the top and was stuttering and slipping up on her words. She claimed to get back to the roots. Lady Pharroh then went into spit and seemed to be trying to call Dirty Redd Snoopy. She claimed to be a real mc and ended trying to call her opponent Mighty Joe Young. Lady Pharroh won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp4zHJOqwl8

Rap Battle: Truth vs Young Tae

Truth started the nc clash first asking Young Tae how he was gonna try to rap against him rocking a perm. He then seemed to be calling his adversary's lips nasty and finished off telling him to tell his home boys to get off of his penis. Young Tae then went into rhyme and compared Truth to an apology. He spit about walking up in the club with hoes on the side of him. Young Tae won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the mc cypher Truth went into rhyme against Young Tae and seemed to be calling himself a grade a hustler and said he would make him worry when he picks the microphone up. Young Tae then went into spit against Truth and claimed to be the hottest thing in Atlanta since Metro phones and claimed to be too deep. This round of match was a tie in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akOZtAnWdOU

REAL TALK BATTLES present: Mandle vs Danoz

Danoz started the rhyme battle asking what Mandle was and claimed to speak his mind. He claimed to be on the road to riches through business and claimed that nobody knew who his opposition is. He claimed that if his adversary went missing nobody would miss him and told him to stay out of the sun. Mandle went into spit and claimed and said that Danozt wants to make a living off of rhyming and made height jokes. He also accused his challenger's girl of wearing the pants in the family. Mandle won this round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Danoz went into rhyme asking what he did to deserve going against Mandle. He accused his opposition of naming his song that he composed after a disease that doesn't exist in Tailand and ended by trying to make an agreement that they wouldn't speak if they seen each other on the street. He claimed that he came to the cypher with a taste for war and claimed that he raped his girl. He called his girl friend a fat whore and accused him of scratching and sniffing a mans ass. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Danoz went into rhyme and compared Mandle to a retard. He accused his opposition of not seeing his penis in a couple of years and claimed that looked like a mini me. Mandle went into spit against Danoz and seemed to be mocking him. He claimed that there was a theme song to his challengers life and started singing a supposed theme song to his life. He tried to call his adversary an old man. Mandle won this round of the rap cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAjqBWZFhJ4

WegohardTv Rap Battle - ( Twin Vs L3 )

Twin statrted the freestyle battle first and personally I thought he used the word Jagged Edge one too many times. He said that he would put L3 in the hood of the car and claimed that when he starts the engine he would burn to death. He claimed to have shook his swagger. L3 started this cypher first and claimed to be real fire. He compared Twin to going raw on a dirty girl and accused his rival of sounding like a retard when he rhymes. His flow more sloppy. He claimed that his rival would need military weapons to defeat him. Twin won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Twin went into rhyme and claimed that if L3 got too close he would warn him. He claimed to be from The ville and claimed to play while his adversary just sits on the benches. He even subliminally brought up the song Ring The Alarm by Beyonce. L3 went into rap and claimed that his adversary was no competition and tried to imply that somebody should tell Twin to stop it because he was gonna be damaged. He also made fun of his adversary's jeans. This rapper was clearly freestyle flowing. Twin won this round of the cypher in my opinion for sure.

In the third round of the rap clash Twin went into rhyme and asked L3 who he would send if he crushed him in the cypher. He compared his guns to a bitch and claimed that his adversary doesn't get women. He ended by implying that somebody help his adversary's team. L3 went into freestyle and claimed that he was accused of burning through sun block and seemed to be accusing him of using crack rocks. He claimed to be stove hot and started messing up. He called his rival a little nigga and claimed to have strong drugs. Twin won this round of the rap clash in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxc_ql3ZlIc

PutUpOrShutUp Presents: Pryme Prolifik vs. Niggety Knux

Niggety Knux started the freestyle battle first and welcomed Pryme Prolifik to New Jersey. He claimed that his opponent had a lot of gimmicks and was thorough for a minute but after awhile he started saying anything. He said that his adversary's bars are hot but inconsistent. Pryme Prolifik then went into spit and called Niggety Knux a fagot that looks like lunch. He said that he wants to battle somebody his own size and to get his adversary some stilts and claimed that he would drop kick him. Pryme Prolifik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Niggety Knux then went into rhyme in the second round of this match and called Pryme Prolifik a mean herb. He also proceeded to make fat jokes about his adversary as well and said that his opponent stinks. He claimed to have came from the gutter and started saying anything towards the end. Pryme Prolifik then went into freestyle and claimed that his rival was barely old enough to step in the club. He lyrical skills were kind of thorough. He claimed that he could even beat his adversary with written's as well. Pryme Prolifik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of this freestyle battle Niggety Knux said that he wasn't trying to get a buzz but was trying to flood the charts and said that he would stomp Pryme Prolifik with a Timberland. He told his adversary to get out of New Brunswick. He was straight when he went off the top. He claimed that his adversary doesn't get money. Pryme Prolifik then went in claiming he would break Niggety Knux's back and cripple his knees. He said that his adversary wasn't a pimp. He went hard at describing how he would beat his oppositions ass. Pryme Prolifik clearly won this round of the freestyle cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdtaY7_mFw

PutUpOrShutUp Presents: The Wrist vs. Mondo

The Wrist started this freestyle battle first apologizing that he had to use Mondo as a door mat. He even was talking about how hip hop was like when he was growing up and claimed that emcees be biting off of Thesaurus. He claimed that he didn't even feel like he was rhyming. He told his adversary to crawl back into the club that he came through. I was impressed by his good display of lyricism even though he was free-styling. Mondo then went into spit and claimed that The Wrist was confused and compared him to a guy that looks like a guy that doesn't know how to divide. He messed up then said that his adversary is like a bad buzzard flying high. He reminded the crowd that he was spitting off the top and called him a four eyes. He said that his challengers sneakers look like slippers. The Wrist won this round of the freestyle match up in my opinion.

In round two The Wrist claimed that rhyming against him was something that you really need to think through. He seemed to have made an educated guess that Mondo didn't know what he was getting into and accused him of being jinxed. He then started to get real lyrical and promoted his own album. He referred to his adversary's music as junk and compared it to pigs flying and tried to say that his flow was old. Mondo then went into rhyme and claimed that he really had to clown The Wrist. He had a lot mess ups. He made fun of his opponent's eye brows and pants. The Wrist won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle The Wrist called Mondo worse than a no name. He then got lyrical and syllabic again. He claimed that he rather die then to hear his opposition spit another verse. Mondo then went into spit against The Wrist and was a bit better during this round of the cypher. Towards the end he kept on saying I don't know which really ruined it.The Wrist won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6IIvy5Q7E

Chronicle Vs Eddy Pops

Chronicle anxiously started against Eddy Pops the mc cypher first insulting the American flag and claimed to be rhyming a tight verse. Eddy Pops then went into spit and said he would beat Chronicle up like Austin Powers. He seemed to be nonchalant and literally saying anything I think if he was reading this he would surely agree. He compared his challengers head to a hamster. This round of the MC clash was a tie in my opinion.

Chronicle then went into spit his verse and accused Eddy Pops of trying to copy the Slim Shady Album. He even got on his oppositions mother. Eddy Pops them went in and claimed to be hardcore. He asked if his adversary was all that Manchester had to offer. This Mc had a super sarcastic flow. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the MC cypher Chronicle anxiously went in to claim that he was killing Eddy Pops properly and accused him of losing a battle with aids. He claimed that his adversary went to Iraq and murdered his family. Eddy Pops then went in to rhyme with his off beat flow sounding like a drunk sarcastic ass hole. He claimed that he smokes grass. Chronicle won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion

In the fourth and last round Eddy Pops went in against Chronicle claimed to be going out of his mind. he seemed to be in dis belief that the emcee clash went to overtime. Chronicle then went in and wished evil things on Eddy Pops sister. he brought up the fact that his rival wasn't spitting any punchlines. Chronicle won this round of the cypher in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwZQLJpzHE

feek vs k coden

k coden started the rap cypher against feek first talking about fast life living and Yellow boned women. He claimed to have use to have sold cocaine and asked feek who he was kidding. He tried to accuse his adversary of being broke and not having money then called himself a young business man. He compared himself to Master P and he claims to get to paper. feek then went into rhyme and said he talks paper. He said that he would open k coden like a book and warned him that he doesn't want him in his ass. He talked about his ice and claimed to be sick. He tried to call his challenger fake. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

k coden then went into rap for his second verse and cursed at feek claiming that he would hang him with two ropes. He told a story about what he would do to his opponent and claimed that they would be telling him to chill. He claimed that he moves in the shadows and told him to get the message like instant messenger. He compared his adversary to silicone breasts. feek went in claiming to mess with weight and claimed that his money was getting long. He compared his his drugs to Sponge Bob and said he's got retarded flow. He bragged about what type of money he is trying to get and made a funny Flintstones metaphor. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third and last round of this freestyle duel Kade Codene otherwise known as k coden went in to spit and seemed to be speaking in Spanish. He claimed to be headed for the top and claimed to be quite close. He claimed that he messes with two girls at the same time. He was surely spitting a freestyle and his performance was funny. Feek then jumped in to defend himself against Kade Codene and rapped about all of his guns as usual just bragging about them. He claimed that his y.a.y. was the color of Sponge Bob. He claimed theat he was trying to get Diddy Hova money. His last punchline is going in the sick punchlines page. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mn_ynsRNZU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4655UFeVnD0

Rap Battle TV: Stot vs. J Rukus

Stot wrnt into rap claiming that J Rukus thinks he is a bad guy and claimed that he was nothing to mess with and claimed that he would slit his adversary's neck. He made homo allegations of the man as well and made fun of the mans swagger and accused his girl giving him head then said that he think being in the lab is science class. J Rukus then went into rhyme and said he was pretty sure everyone was tired of hearing Stot's bogus claims. He claimed to spit crack and said he'd hurt his rival bad. He claims to late night creep with his oppositions girl when he goes to work. Stot won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

In the second Stot went into this round of the cypher and said that J Rukus lacks punchlines or metaphors. He called his adversary'd bars hesitant and said he would take his respect if it wasn't given to him. He told his opposition that he wasn't live or raw and claims to like beef. J Rukus then went into rhyme implying that Stot was scared of his click and implied cut him with his sought off. he claimed that he raps everyday and said that his rival didn't have the luck of the Irish. Stot won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Stot went into spit and said that J Rukus thinks he is good even though he is far nicer. He compared his rival to a diaper rash and called him trash with his battle verse. His flow was thorough when he described his guns. J Rukus claimed that Stot thought he was winning and he said that his opposition be fronting and doesn't really get cash. He claimed that his challenger was a snitch that calls the cops. Stot won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyT4X6wqig

Grind Time Now Presents: Boka vs LEgacy

Boka started the rap clash first and I could already tell this performance would be spectacular. He seemed to be trying to describe the way his city was and asked how LEgacy basically gave himself such a strong ass name. He claimed that he was shooting nut through asses and compared himself to a spoon that holds drugs in it.He basically tried to claim that he could take on his opponent and friends. This rapper was thorough he even broke his name down. LEgacy went into this cypher accusing his Boka's girl of swallowing semen. He brought up the fact that he is from Baltimore and tried to accuse him of not getting pussy. He told his adversary to pawn his shoes and claimed they were only worth 8 dollars. Boka clearly won this round of the rap clash.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Boka had a hilarious start and told LEgacy to rethink. He had a thorough punchline about eminems that I'm putting on my slick punchlines page and he told his adversary that it was over for him. He claimed that this was all for fun and told him to carry a gun when he walks through his neighbor hood. He even told a story about his upbringing and started free-styling towards the end. LEgacy went into this round of the rhyme cypher comparing his hood to a bald spot and tried to say Boka's girls height and accused her of having sex with dirty guys. He called his rival a synonym. Boka won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Boka went in claiming to have screwed LEgacy baby mother. He claimed to be his oppositions father with a lyrical verse and called him softer than Michael Vick. His performance was thorough damn he brought that young boy to school. He accused his adversary's girl of eating his balls. LEgacy went into rap cypher claiming that he was tired of phony ass nigga's. He called his rival too frail. The end of his bars were mean. This round of the rapping battle was a tie in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdl_0nu_HQU&feature=sub

THE JUNGLE JMATICS VS HI-FASHION TRY-OUT

HI-FASHION started the rap cypher first and told the crowd to tell them if JMATICS is good. He tried to imply that his adversary wasn't a savage goon and compared his adversary to Conceited's earrings then implied that Heartless was a fat nigga from Stockton. He compared his adversary to Eminem's number one fan Stan and claimed that he seen his adversary walking. He also said that his opponent can't freesetyle and said he was wearing purple like people from his hood. He claimed to be mis understood and seemed to be coming off the top. JMATICS then went into spit accusing HI-FASHION of being dead wrong and tried to imply that he was bringing a knife to a gun fight. He tried to imply that he flew to Los Angeles to battle a whack nigga who be walking and accused him of sipping on wine cooler while be popping bottles. He accused his rival of wearing Apple Bottom Jeans and then choked up. HI-FASHION won this round of the rap clash based on consistency.

HI-FASHION spit his verse claiming that gutter hit him on the cell phone and was surprised to find out he was battling a dude from Stockton and said that it wasn't even the bay area. He accused JMATICS of living with both of his parents and not being able to come out. He accused his adversary of becoming the biggest bitch in the jungle. He tried to use Conceited, Heartless, J Fox, Grind Time, Url aka Smack and King Of the Dot. He claimed that his opposition claims to be on twitter talking about going to record labels and seemed to be dissing Luciano Crack. I'm mad he said i'll Jew you like a Nazi What The Fuck. JMATICS started to rap saying he ain't never hear of HI-FASHION's bars and said that he was freestyle rapping. He threatened to knock his challenger out and make it a TKO but he ran out of things to say and never finished his verse. HI-FASHION won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xIZ162KMBU

Evil Poets Society Presents: Tactmatic Vs Sunny Black

Sunny Black started the cypher with a freestyle verse asking Tactmatic if he was suppose to battle him. He was just describing his freestyle flow but I think he should've had a written verse. He claimed to bust shots like semi automatics and was really going off subject with his rhymes. He mentioned the fact that his raps were spontaneous. In my opinion he was just saying anything. Tactmatic then went into rap next and asked Sunny Black why he was so serious. He also asked his opposition why he's wearing a camouflage hat in the middle of the city and implied that his opponent came for the free food. He claimed that his adversary was a lier and making things up.

Sunny Black then went in against Tactmatic to rap and said claimed that he was starting off at the start and said that he brings the flow. He claimed to be the hardcore and straight raw. He claimed to bring the weapon and claimed that he had the knife to stab his opposition. I lost him after a good amount of bars because he had started saying anything. Tactmatic then went into spit against Sunny Black and said something about style free and freestyle rapping with style. He claimed to have lyrics that make him gifted and told his challenger to pull his hat down over his head. Tactmatic won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle clash Sunny Black went into spit and said Tactmatic can't come as hot as him. He said he was ripping his opposition like a tissue and said couldn't get beat down because he is cold blooded. He compared himself to terminator. Tactmatic then went into spit and claimed to be flexing his thumb and talked about how his opponent was rhyming was no rhythm and was basically saying nothing as well. This round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z4vNHEt2b8

Got Beef? Presents: Kerser & Rates vs Chase & Lariken

Lariken started the freestyle battle first bringing up the fact that Kerser is from Sydney and accused him of getting lap dances from Fat Chance. He claimed that his adversary should change his name to cock dick soldier who ever that is. Chase said that he never even heard of his oppositions but accused them of looking like pussies and accused him of being use to sperm in the face. He said that he should kill his two opponents and said that in this economic crisis the rates have gone up. Kerser started his verse for his team claiming to have cooked his rhymes straight out the gutter and claimed to be the father of Lariken's little brother. Rates then went in and compared Chase to a nun and Kerser tried to call him a nerd. Kerser & Rates won this round of the rhyme battle by a very little bit.

In the second round of the rap clash Chase went into this freestyle battle first and said his two opponents look like twin brothers. He accused his adversary's of jacking off to pictures of big truckers and had skinny jokes. Lariken claimed that Kerser had an infatuation with gays and Chase called him junkie fagot that uses smack. Lariken tried to clown his opposition for having Nautica gear. Rates said that his two opponents are mad skinny and compared them to chains and spoons. He claimed he would rape his the sister of one of his oppositions and said he would light up a joint and put it out on his opponents tongue. Kerser seemed to be making fun of his opponents having a lisp. This round of the freestyle cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme cypher Lariken started off by saying he doesn't smoke weed or do dumb things and said just by judging him he could tell that his opponents mother did. Chase went in claiming that his lisp helps him get his rivals girl wet and he claimed to have beat Sprungy in a rhyme match. Rates called Lariken a fagot mate then began to flop. Kerser took over the the rap clash and finished it off spitting a verse. Chase & Lariken won this round of the freestyle cypher in my opinion.

In the fourth round of this match Kerser called Chase a fagot that jack off on his laptop and accused Lariken of liking his cock. Rates was thorough with his lyrical rhymes in this round of the freestlye battle. Lariken claimed to spit hard and Chase then went into say that he can't believe he is testing them. He even seemed to have been making teeth jokes on Kerser and Lariken tried to call his mother used up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiSpOET0vT8

Oshea Vs Evileyz

Oshea started the freestyle battle off. It' was kind of like he had a drunk lip because I couldn't really make out what he was saying. I heard him say something about snatching do-rags off of Evileyz and said that Innuendo is a nice guy. Evileyz then went into spit and said he was sure they battle'd some where before. He claimed that he was on stage while Oshea was late and compared his opposition to pork swine then seemed to be talking junk about his penis at the end. Evileyz won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle competition Oshea went it to freestyle talking about punching Evileyz in the big nose. He said that his rival was no comparison and claimed that he needed some more aspirin. He claimed that he would hurt his adversary's head up. Oshea started making up phrases after a while and was saying anything. Evileyz then started to say his verse and said called Oshea horrible. He claimed to love the city. This round of the MC battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Oshea went in claiming to have beat Evileyz before and he even made fat head jokes on him. He said that his adversary. He even made fun of his rival's T shirt. Evileyz went in to rhyme and said shout out if you think that his is the best. He said that there was no way Oshea would beat him and claimed he would fight him on the microphone. Evileyz won this round of the freestyle match in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the mc cypher Evileyz went in to rhyme in this round and seemed to be calling Oshea a fat boy with his jokes. He admitted to choking and said something about Ninja turtles. Oshea went in against Evileyz rapping something about how the crowd would go crazy when he mentions Liver pool and seemed to have called Innuendo a prick. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKjGl-5UE-8

Eddy Pops Vs Disciple

Disciple went up to spit first and accused Eddy Pops of tasting cocks. He tried to call his opposition insecure and claimed that he himself had flows for days He called himself a clone and called the battle humiliation. Eddy Pops told Disciple that he didn't hear the crowd yell once. He brought up the fact that he is American but his flow sucked he sounded sarcastic as hell. Disciple won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the match Disciple went in to rhyme and cursed at Eddy Pops. He said that he would smack his opposition back to the USA and California. Eddy Pops told Disciple that he should go back to where he came from and tell his friends that he ain't coming back again. Disciple won this round of the mc cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle clash Disciple went in to rhyme and called Eddy Pops a fagot that bores him. He said he would put his opposition in his place and said that he was real with the flow. Eddy Pops went in to call Disciple a piece of shit who doesn't even have 2 feet to stand on. He said something about being from liver pool as well. He did a little bit better this round but still I would say that Eddy Pops won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLbqqftUIE

Rap Battle TV - J Rukus vs. Memo (Freestyle Battle)

J Rukus started the freestyle battle first and tried to imply that his Memo's wife is giving him head while he goes to work his 9 to 5 job. He ended his verse trying to call his adversary soft and told his opponent to tell the truth. He tried to imply that his opponent sucks penis for studio time. Memo then went in to rhyme and told J Rukus he was St Catherine's number one hero. He was lyrical and messed up with 5 seconds remaining. J Rukus won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

J Rukus then went in to rhyme in the second round and said that Memo thinks his crew is balling but he stays inbounds. He claimed to have taken his oppositions girl and claimed to be ripping on her nylons. He accused his opponent of having a small penis and claimed to be crazy and bringing the pain. He claimed when he comes through cats would tuck in his chain. Memo then went into rhyme and seemed to be trying to call J Rukus a fagot. He was't saying anything special but it seemed he got stopped before he could and even get a chance to finish it's kind of good that he did he starting to scare me with his homo raps. J Rukus won this round of the rap cypher.

In the the third round of th rhyme battle J Rukus went in to this round of the lyrical freestyle saying that his Memo thinks he is the best but he'd die like the rest. He tried t accuse his opposition of being a cross dresser and tried to imply that his opposition is only bold when he smokes rock. He claimed that he cold tell his adversary was pussy by the way he runs his gums and called him a studio gangster. Memo went into this claiming to be a poet and said that he tries to spit slow for J Rukus to understand. He said anything again and didn't make much sense again. J Rukus won this round of the lyrical match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9VKGyF9hw