Grind Time Now presents: Anymal vs Dreams

Anymal started the match claiming to have slipped up his last battle and claimed Dreams looked like a 106 and Park reject. He then made fun of his adversary's mother and her body parts. He had a lyrical delivery in this round. He claimed that his adversary sounded like Cassidy and Un kasa. Dreams then went into spit and claimed Anymal a light snack. He then compare his rival to George Gervin and made Native American Jokes on him. He then called his challenger Antonio Banderas little sister and half Taliban. He then claimed made fun of his rival's family members and claimed he went from a Labrador to a shaved poodle. Anymal won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and talked crap about Dreams and his own baby mother at the same time. He then compared his rival to his baby moms and called his rival a Facebook gangster who was full of shit. He then implied beating up his adversary and his girl with his bare hands. Dreams then went into rhyme and claimed Anymal was better off when he use to wear a pony tail. He also claimed to have super size ammo to shoot with and compare his adversary to Diana Ross. He then claimed he would snatch his adversary's princess and got time called on him before he finished his verse. Anymal won this round by a little bit more in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and tried to imply that the midwest division had a better line up of emcees than the DMV. He then made fun of Dreams smell and accuse him of getting sodomized in the studio. He then claimed to have got shot and called his rival a pretender. Dreams then went into spit and claimed him and his boys ran a train on Anymal's girl. He then claimed his adversary always loses and ended his bars with two words. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Anymal went into spit and claimed that Dreams owe Paradox a pair of socks. He then claimed his rival had to be nutty to go against him and said his father put him on punishment for being ugly. He ended his verse accusing his adversary of getting victimized by his girl friend. Dreams then went into rhyme and implied cutting Anymal's body parts off. He then claimed to have a rated R flow while his rival couldn't even handle P G. He al so implied that his adversary looked like Craig Mack with a mullet and a lesbian chick from Yonkers. This emcee ended his round accusing his adversary of getting molested. Dreams won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OaUL0z5JTM

Grind Time Now presents: George Jetson vs Matlock

George Jetson started the rap battle first and seemed to be admitting that rapping against Matlock wasn't the wisest decision. He truly showed off the full capability of his rhyme style i must say. He then called his rival fictitious and claimed to have left him opened up from how he taught him wisdom. Matlock then went in and said he came for the competition. He then said that his adversary was garbage and lame as shit and tried to imply that his opponent got a loose stomach when it was time to battle. He also accused him of looking like an undercover cop and claimed that he himself was doing Grind Time a favor by exterminating him. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second of the lyrical battle George Jetson went into rhyme and claimed he was about to slay Matlock and brought up his last label. He spent most of his bars bringing up dirt on his rival claimed to be on a mission to dismember his pride. He had a long pause and mess up during his bar. Matlock then went into rhyme and claimed he would let George Jetson hype man for him. He also called his challenger a racist and claimed that his father was a clan leader. Matlock won this round of the contest in my opinion.

George Jetson then went into claim that he didn't know why Matlock was trying to start in the Grind Time League. He then said his adversary would need more on his team and claimed to be a linguist. He also tried to imply that his opposition had a fan base that got older and moved on with there life. Matlock then went into spit and claimed George Jetson was sacrificial lamb. He also accused his adversary of being a punching bag and claimed to be a legend himself. In my opinion Matlock won this round of the cypher.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Matlock went in and claimed George Jetson was from the gofer state. He also made fun of the way his adversary looked and compared this match to bowling with the bumpers. George Jetson then went into spit and accused Matlock of being like a gentle and friendly. He the claimed that his opponent was skinny enough to sketch his portrait. George Jetson won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH3oWGzPEyI

Grind Time Now presents: Miami vs Distha MF Baesik

Miami went in and claimed that what he said during his last match was not hot and claimed he had to give Syd and Duece for giving him another shot. He also said something about Clowd9 and claimed he didn't know why Distha MF Baesik took the match. He also implied that he would have sex with his oppositions girl. Distha MF Baesik the went into spit and claimed Florida division emcees can't stand Miami. He claimed that he never seen his rival at Cutler Ridge and claimed that he clocked eyes with his girl. He claimed that his rival wasn't moving drugs but was doing drugs. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Miami went into rhyme and didn't hesitate to accuse Distha MF Baesik of sucking his penis. He then claimed that there was something he had to clear up and claimed RC said he should die. He then claimed he was after Zilla and compared his bars to magic. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and asked who gassed Miami. He then claimed to roll with Lund and his challenger might as well go fuck himself. He subliminally mentioned Richard Craniums name at the end of his bar. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Miami went into spit and claimed that by the third round he'd show Distha MF Baesik that he didn't play. He also claimed that he would chop his rival into pieces and claimed to have came to the matchup not worried about what he had to say. He told his rival that when he was talking to him he had better come correct and claimed to have had sex with his girl. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed to have heard Miami was saying his name when he didn't really know him. He said that his adversary didn't have ammo for an Overtime round. His delivery was strong and getting in his challengers ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3kvyEZKGWc

Bar Exam 6 / Grind Time Now presents: Chuck Steaks vs Vision

Chuck Steaks started the clash first and accused Vision of not being a Mexican but was instead of Native American. He also accused his rival of hanging out with geeks and tried to imply that he lives on an Indian plantation. He ended his bar trying to imply that his adversary was retarded. Vision then went into rhyme and called Chuck Steaks a rookie. He also tried to predict what his opposition was gonna say about him. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

Chuck Steaks then went into rhyme and called Vision a fat mother fucker and claimed to have felt sorry for his mother. He also made fun of his adversary's clothes and acne. He claimed that he was too pimping and implied spitting a cool written Vision then went into spit and called Chuck Steaks Mathew claiming that he had to work on some things. He claimed that he would beat his adversary's ass just to make an impression and claimed to be stating his adversary's preference. This round of the cypher was a tie as well in my opinion.

In the third round of this match Chuck Steaks went in and claimed every time Vision spit people boo and dis him. He then claimed his rival sucked real bad and would rather lose his vision then to lose to a match up to his opposition. Vision then went into rhyme and claimed his adversary was a fagot. He then started to slip up and called his opposition a fagot. He then ended his verse accusiig his rival of being a drug addict. Chuck Steaks won this round based o the slip up by his adversary.

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Chuck Steaks went into spit and claimed Vision choked in the last round perhaps implying that he didn't deserve the overtime round. He then proceeded on to make Indian jokes and claimed that he doesn't have dirt for his opponent to find on him. Vision then went into spit and claimed to be a Los Angeles Raider and brought up the fact that Chuck Steaks was from Tucson Arizona. He then implied chopping his rivals body into lots of parts. He also had references to Thesaurus's acne, pimples, and zits etc. Vision won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syda_X0mR9Q

KOTD - Rap Battle - HFK vs ZM

HFK went into the exhibition claiming that he had just written for the match a day before and claimed that he didn't respect ZM. He then tried to imply that his opposition was much fatter than he is and called him a Caribbean Suge Knight. He had a quotable punchline in his verse He also claimed that Hollywood was making a movie on his opposition and other fat kids who spit. He had plenty of name insults and claimed that his opponent use to play Basketball. He ended his verse comparing his opponent's girlfriend to Loe Pesci when he face Real Deal as well. ZM went into spit and claimed that he seen HFK rocking a turbine. He seemed to be trying to accuse his opponent of working at a Arab corner store and claimed that he himself gets mistaken for being Arabian. He then said he would shoot his opponent and take his arms off. He claimed that he made he himself was good at acting and made a porn movie with his adversary's sister. HFK won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle HFK went into spit and claimed that he had walked into the venue earlier. He also said Psycho and A-class were scared because Godzilla was at the battle. He then said ZM was hanging out with girls and drinking a beer. He also claimed that his opponent never gets any sex from them and claimed that he loved playing team sports with him. He called his rival a fat piece of shit and brought up David Blaine. He ended his verse bringing up Pat Stay ZM went into spit and compared HFK to Richard Prior. He claimed his opponent is pie in the face funny and had a list of comparisons to him. He accuse his opposition of running up on him with his Iran clicks. He ended claiming that his opposition tried to lick his hand. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle HFK went into spit and made fat jokes on ZM. He mentioned every-time he watches Conceited matches and sees his hype man his opponent ask's him for food. He also claimed that his opponent put on a taco bell hat during his match with Knowledge Medina and told him that he wasn't special at all. He claimed that his opposition got into Grind Time just from going to school with Drect. He ended his bars mocking his adversary and brought up a comment about his mix tape. ZM then went into spit against HFK anxiously went into make Arab jokes and had a funny performance. He then said that he couldn't believe that Organik didn't realize that his opponent came up with the idea for the Body bag season name so he could do a terrorist attack on the crowd. He claimed that there was no chance that he would come to Canada and not win. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fJ7nXQDDk

DON'T FLOP - Mista Bee Vs Gupsie

Gupsie started the rap match and claimed that he was gonna start by exposing Mista Bee. He also claimed that nobody knew his opponent and implied smashing him with jabs. He then implied stabbing his opponent like a character from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Mista Bee then went into rhyme and claimed that he would tie Gupsie's mother's knuckles up. He then claimed that he doesn't clap guns and ended his verse calling his opponent a cunt. The emcee known as Gupsie won this round of the exhibition.

Gupsie then went into the second round of the cypher and tried to accuse Mista Bee of being attracted to him. He spit about killing and torturing his opponent's parents and burn don his farm. Mista Bee then went into rhyme and seemed to accusing Gupsie of pussy farting. He seemed to be talking about his challengers girl and ended his verse saying something that seemed to make the crowd get sympathetic. Gupsie won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Gupsie went into rhyme and claimed Mista Bee never had skill. He also said after he picked back up from his pause that his adversary's eye was the same color as his skin pigment and ended with a stage prop showing him in a prom outfit. Mista Bee then went into spit against Gupsie and seemed to be saying that he doesn't use personals. He then accused his rival of swallowing his fathers penis. Gupsie won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ4nDNqV_hM

Rap Battle TV: The Poet Trees vs. Jay Kastro (Rematch)

Jay Kastro started the rap battle claiming t be a G and accused The Poet Trees of being a chump that sits down when he takes a pee. He also made fun of his opponent's teeth and looks. He then accused his adversary's girl friend's pussy and accused him of trying be Cassidy. He then accused his opponent of trying to call out his brother Demetri in the last battle and made fun of his breast fat. He then accused his opposition of missing half of her hand. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Jay Kastro went in to spit and accused The Poet Trees of not being able to bring a female home. He then called his opposition of being a rookie that doesn't have any props and had some funny punchlines. The Poet Trees then went into spit and compared Jay Kastro to Freddy Kruger. He then compared saying his opposition was hot to a prostituting midget. His last punchline was thorough. The Poet Trees won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of this live match Jay Kastro went into spit and made fat jokes about The Poet Trees with no hesitation. He was on a role for a minute but seemed to have forgot the rest and spit off the top for the rest. The Poet Trees then went into rhyme and accused Jay Kastro of carrying a stump around with him. He then said his opposition couldn't beat him again and went hard at making fun of his girls vagina. This round of the match goes to The Poet Trees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNXrXSgCJbs

Streetarena:J will -vs- Billz

Billz started the rap battle first and told J will not to get it fucked up claiming that it would get him fucked up. He then told his opponent to duck duck when he shoots and seeming to be implying that he doesn't play because it wasn't a game to him. He then said he would let his forty bang. J will then went into rhyme and claimed that they call him cleaner than a baldy. He then said he could show Billz what his gun does and claimed the he was stepping like a soldier with his weapon and claimed that his opponent and his crew was really fake. He claimed that he would teach his challenger the art of war. J will won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Billz went into spit against J will and claimed that he be on some hood shit. He then seemed to be implying that he wish a nigga would and accused him of selling dirt. He then claimed that he as the nigga that they call when it's time for drama. I thought his verse ended kind of short. J will then went into rhyme and claimed that his bullets would break Billz neck and spine. He claimed that he doesn't work a job and claimed that he rather whip the raw. He said that his boy His bars were sick and he had a long verse. J will won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical clash Billz went into spit and claiming to get doe and flip it. He then claimed that he doesn't kiss J will's girl but just simply has sex with her. He then said they call him Bills and they call him Nick. He then claimed that he had the Valley on his shoulder and claimed that he would talk reckless but didn't have to. J will then went into spit and claimed life was too short so you had to cherish it. He implied leaving Billz extra baked and accused his flow of not going with the bat. His lyrical skills were strong. J will won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr4OUf61xI4

THE JUNGLE DEADMAN'S VS KID (TRY-OUT)

KID started the rap battle first and brought up Fashion and G4. He claimed that his verse was off the top and said he would leave DEADMAN'S stripped. He then claimed to be a corrupted seed since he was born and implied knocking his eye out from the back of his eye lids. He threatened his adversary of what he would do if he fronted on on Stockton and claimed that his adversary was a reject. DEADMAN'S then went in and claimed that KID came off the top. He then tried to imply that his opponent wasn't Tiger Ty the crowd didn't want to hear him freestyle and said a quotable punchline as well. He claimed that he was suppose to go to the LA rap tryouts and claimed that he was in battle mode. He then claimed to have pythons and made a quotable punchline about his adversary's female having messed up teeth. He then called his challengers life an acoustic. DEADMAN'S won this round of the exhibition.

KID then went into spit and claimed to be big and always doing work. He then said something about the back of DEADMAN'S shirt and claimed that he wasn't B Rabbit. He then said he would leave his adversary in a casket and claimed that he was about to get bagged. He claimed that he heard that when his rival mother was pregnant with him she was using her drugs. He started trying to go off the top towards the end of his rap bars but they were straight and kind of funny. DEADMAN'S then went into rhyme and claimed that he had pumps. He maintained his laid back flow but had strong punchlines. He told his challenger that it doesn't matter what his colors was wearing and tried to call him a pussy. He claimed to be a battle rap machine and claimed that he was accused of having screws loose. DEADMAN'S won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

KID then went into spit and claimed that DEADMAN'S couldn't freestyle. He then claimed to have came to the match in a Volvo. He said his opposition looked like a bootleg Dr Dre and claimed that he was just proving himself in the try out battle. He then ended his verse trying to call DEADMAN'S a roach and compared himself to wrestling moves. He compared himself to a chess game and claimed to have sex with his girl. DEADMAN'S won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYIU-EmgIyU



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADke3h1iV1A

Ronnie G vs P.T :Mortal combat Rd 1/Pit Fight Battle League

Ronnie G started this rap cypher against P.T and brought up his last match against TAY ROC. He then compared himself to Bill Gates and threatened to hurt his opponent bad. He told Rolling Mook that he wasn't trying to dis him and claimed that he had been stabbed and shot at. He then started to impersonate McKims at the end. P.T then went into rhyme and accused Ronnie G's career of falling down into a whole. He had a quotable punchline as well. He mocked played the shit out oif his opponent and didn't have any mistakes. He accused his opponent of riding his bike to the match and said that he was probably getting mad at his rhymes. P.T won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition Ronnie G started this cypher first and told P.T not expect any respect from him. he called his adversary a Cypress hill reject and claimed that his gun would make him dis appear forever like Nicki's fore head. He described hurting his opposition in lots of different ways when his gun shot at him. He then said his guns have stressed out lately. P.T then went into rhyming trying to call Ronnie G a poppy seed and claimed that this was dis respectful to him. He said that whoever set the match up owed him an apology. His lyrical skills were thorough in this round of the match. P.T won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Ronnie G then went into spit and compared P.T to a school bus because he's yellow. He claimed that he went to his adversary's block and started messing with his opposition's girl. He started messing up and forgot his verse. P.T then went in and said Ronnie G was a clown. He claimed that his rival is a lover boy and said that his flow made him laugh. He ended comparing his adversary to a bikini wax. P.T won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjXXQxv4ASk

Grind Time Now presents: Chronic Lz vs Inspiration X

Chronic Lz started the rap battle first and tried to imply that Inspiration X was ignorant. He also tried to say that he would leave him burned. He tried to call his opponent a computer nerd and claimed that he himself was here to one region of his state at a time to give it some balanced. Inspiration X then went into call Chronic Lz a sperm skin fagot and made fun of his mother. He called opponent a farm boy and then proceeded to get on his grandmother. He threatened to slice his challenger up as well and tried to call him average. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Chronic Lz started and said Inspiration X insufficient rate. He claimed that the only way he would take an L from his opponent was if he stole his weed from him. He said that his adversary wasn't ready for grammatical war. Inspiration X then went into rhyme and called Chronic Lz an eggnog skin fagot. He claimed that he wanted to go up against his opposition to gain retribution. Inspiration X won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Chronic Lz went into the lyrical battle and said that he could drop a punchline and leave Inspiration X in a hunched over position. He tried to claim that he would make his adversary's chest cave in if he punched it and tried to accuse him of being a snitch. Inspiration X then went into rhyme and said he does rap all for respect. He claimed to have a question that he had a question that he was gonna answer in depth and implied not taking his adversary because he had a Mickey mouse chain. He had some thorough metaphors and his delivery was hard. Inspiration X won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i16esXRB9Pk

DON'T FLOP - Adam The Rapper Vs Lyricist

Lyricist started the rap clash first and claimed that every time he heard Adam The Rapper he was absolutely whack. He accused his opponent of having friends in high places that would rig the match and accused him of having a hair dresser. He even used stage props in his verse. Adam The Rapper anxiously went into rhyme and brought up Lyricist's age. He claimed that he couldn't really care who his challenger was and compared him to a broom. He accused his opposition of being a metro sexual. Adam The Rapper won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Lyricist went into flow against Adam The Rapper and seemed to have had a quick pause like maybe he forgot his written's. He claimed to be pissed off and brought a promo battle against Innuendo. He then started forgetting his lines seriously and claimed to get money from his opponents mother. Adam The Rapper then went into spit and asked Lyricist why he was shouting and he had lost his hearing. He compared the odor of him and his opponent then said he didn't care about his sexual orientation. Adam The Rapper won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of this rhyme battle Lyricist went into spit and told Adam The Rapper that he could dis his name. He then proceeded to state the obvious with his opposition and claimed that Don't Flop stopped progressing the moment he started to competing in it. He brought up Grind Time, Got Beef, and King Of The Dot. He seemed to have had another long pause. Adam The Rapper then went into rhyme and pointed at Eurgh and a few other people implying that every body there was a lyricist. He called his opposition syphilis and asked him when does lyricist mean weak bitch. His lyrical flow was way more consistent and thorough. Adam The Rapper won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OujlXomKnM

DON'T FLOP - Elz Vs Matter

Matter started this cypher calling Elz a fagot and claimed that it was just his natural instinct that was having him do so. He also tried to call his opponents mix tape a piece of shit and accused him of having big ears. He tried to make handicap joke on his adversary and brought up his battle against Oshea. Elz then went into the rhyme battle with a serious ass look on his face and called Matter a girl. He accused his oppositions mother of having std's and wished death on him. He claimed that his rival got picked on when he was younger and he tried to imply that he was traumatized. He seemed to be spitting a lot of freestyle. Matter won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Matter went in making using fancy words to describe Elz and said that his adversary rhymes with a guy who's name is annoyed. He tried to imply that his opposition sucked at rhymes and implied that the only person who downloads his music are his relatives. He tried to imply that his adversary would grow up to be washed up. Elz then went into his verse implying that he was having sex with Matter's mother. He claimed that if his challenger got a girl pregnant the kid would come out messed up in the head and tried to call him suspect. Matter won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Matter went into spit and said that Elz tracks have a lot of gun talk in them. He seemed to be trying to call his opposition a snitch and accused him of mumbling on beats. He claimed that his adversary was a grime MC and showed him that he can spit double time. Elz went into rhyme and asked Matter what's the matter with him. He then started messing up. he claimed that he felt flattered that his opposition bought his mix tape. Matter won this round of the rhyme battle based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi34ut_UnpM

Grind Time Now presents: Xception vs Jay T

Xception started the match first and claimed to already know what Jay T would rhyme about and claimed that he himself had something that his opponent didn't have. He claimed to be a young guy that knew the four elements and called his opposition was at the bottom of the bottom. He ended his verse implying that his rival would use recycled rhymes from his music on Myspace. Jay T went into spit and brought up the fact that he was rhyming on Grind time Texas. He said that he would pop Xception into a convertible and said that his whole squad knew he was a bitch and ended referring to Tracy McGrady. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

Xception then went into the second round telling Jay T that what he spits was just nonsense. He also tried to imply that he was predictable and claimed to be messing with his girl. He claimed that his opponent was useless and didn't even know why he bothered. He even tried to call him a dead beat dad. Jay T went into rhyme and cursed at Xception. He claimed that his opponent had been a bitch before birth and compared himself to a lesbian. He had a quick slip up but he came back and showed his lyrical skills thoroughly. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YclsOtutRyI

DON'T FLOP - Lee Scott Vs Jay Madden (Promo Battle)

Jay Madden went in to say that he was gonna start by putting his balls in Lee Scott's mouth and accused him of talking to MiC Dyson about calling him out. He tried to imply that his opponent had bad breath as well and tried to imply that the guy liked getting spunked on. He also tried to call the pale. Lee Scott then went into rhyme and brought up his battle against truth. He tried to imply that Jay Madden was more of an unworthy challenger and claimed to have went to one of his parties once then said there were a ton of bitches there but not one female. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Jay Madden then went into rhyme and called Lee Scott pussy lee and said he couldn't believe he was messin with him. He accused his adversary of dressing in old mens clothes and seemed to be claiming that his best friend told him his real name. He implied that his opponent couldn't beat Lego and dared him to spit his freestyle. Lee Scott then went into say that Jay Madden was mad at him and began to make fun of the size of his head. He tried to imply that his rival was a missing link between ape and man on the evolution chart. He claimed that his adversaries mother is probably a lesbian butcher. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap battle Jay Madden accused Lee Scott of eating a full course meal through his veins and accused him of spitting the dumbest raps. He said that he could beat his opposition even if he imitated a corny rapper and claimed to be a monster under his adversary under his bed. Lee Scott then went into rhyme talking about the crew that Jay Madden belonged to. He tried to accuse his challenger of changing his style and flow when ever Eminem does. He tried to claim his opponent would marry a transvestite with leather boots. Lee Scott had one quotable punchline that i was feeling so in my opinion he won this round of the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om2hfMU8FVg

DON'T FLOP DOUBLES SF - Tenchoo/Lego Vs Chris Leese/Disciple

Chris Leese and Disciple started the rap battle first mocking Tenchoo then called him a border fleeing Puerto Rican. He claimed that he was starting off real slowly for the slow folks and spent a lot of time double teaming him comparing him to the Donkey from Shrek and accused him of sticking his head up Lego butt. Tenchoo then went into rhyme and countered Chris Leese telling him he looks like one of the donkey's from Shrek and tried to imply that he has sex with his girl. Lego then went into rhyme and accused Disciple of not having respect. Tenchoo then went in and accused Chris Leese of having big ears and compared him to a Tasmanian Devil. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Chris Leese and Disciple then went into spit and both seemed to be messing up on Tenchoo's name. Disciple claimed that Lego's face reminded him of a Gecko. Chris Leese Adam seemed to be giving him advice. Tenchoo then went into spit and talked about Chris Leese's girl. Disciple then went in and accused Disciple of making incest porn. He accused Chris Leeses claim to fame was sucking off Sprungy.This round of the battle was a tie in my opinion.

Chris Leese then went into rhyme and called Tenchoo's old misses a slug and a whore. He brought up the fact that his opponents were bad with women and practiced bestislity. Chris Leese accused Tenchoo of being tall and there performance was extremely theatrical. Lego then went into spit and called Chris Leese a tag along and an elf. Tenchoo then called him off key. He called his opponent a weightless prick and a dwarf. This round of the match was a tie as well.

In the last round of the rap battle Tenchoo went into say that his opponents should have got an immediate loss. Lego then went into make more insults on Disciple's ears. Tenchoo showed off his thorough lyrical skills in this round. Chris Leese then went into rhyme and claimed Tenchoo practices martial arts. He tried to imply that Tenchoo and Lego like to role play The Karate kid. This round of the match was a tie as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAJ5ZaPvvM

Grind Time Now Presents: Blaze Won vs Fish Grease

Blaze Won went into rhyme first and seemed to be giving a history lesson and told Fish Grease that the match was the battle of his life. He tried to call his adversary soft and gay. This guy reminded me of Iron Solomon's style. Fish Grease aka Keith Murray's brother then went in rhyme and said he would shit on Blaze Won like toilet water. He said that his adversary had never heard his style and he had a colorful delivery. He seemed to be freestyle spitting a bit. In my opinion this round of the match was a tie because both rappers were good at doing what they did.

In the second round of the cypher Blaze Won stated the fact that Fish Grease is Keith Murray's brother then gave him dap. He claimed that if anything popped off he would put his opposition an arm bar. He basically described hurting his opponent pretty badly through out his verse then ended using the host Conceited in his example The emcee known as Fish Grease then went into spit and said Blaze Won's jewels were suspect. He then described beating his oppositions ass with a left and a right and claimed that he would hog the microphone. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgpcX2yAWlk

No Coast Battles: Azrael vs. Mr. Biscuit

Azrael started the cypher first and tried to accuse Mr. Biscuit of recycling garbage rhymes and accused him of sharing lipstick with people. He claimed that his adversary's girl claims that she doesn't give him any because he goes limp and claimed to feel sorry about him splitting with his girlfriend. He finished his verse trying to call his opposition a biscuit in gravy. Mr. Biscuit then went into rhyme and claimed that Azrael was about to get smashed real bad. He then made also taunted his challenger with Islamic voice and had many different foreign jokes. He had a quotable as well. Mr. Biscuit won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash Azrael then went into rhyme and claimed that it was no use giving Mr. Biscuit a head start because even with it he wasn't ahead of him. He said that he felt sorry because Labor day probably left some traumatizing memories and tried to make jokes on his ears and head. It seemed like he spit off the top for his ending but he meshed it together pretty smooth. Mr. Biscuit then went into spit and claimed that Azrael didn't have the Spanish accent like others would expect. He claimed that his challenger needed a bath and then proceeded to explain to him that Hip Hop wasn't paying him. He claimed that he could think of miscellaneous ways of making his challenger money and asked him who cares about his lip piercing. He also proceeded to make height jokes as well. Mr. Biscuit won this round of freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the street battle Azrael went into spit and claimed that his height helps him land punches. He then went on to call Mr. Biscuit a snitch and made good reference punchline to the Muppet's I was feeling it. He seemed to be messing up towards the end of his verse but he still held it down. Mr. Biscuit then went into spit and said he didn't understand why Azrael was getting pissed and yelling at him. He tried to accuse his challenger of not knowing how to articulate his rhymes. He said that he was here to make his opponent a laughing stock. He ended with a racist metaphor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22kchxVJC5c

BALTIMORE BATTLES "MURDA VS KILLER ZEEK" (2010)

KILLER ZEEK started this lyrical battle paying homage to Lil Nay and Lil D first claiming that it was stupid for MURDA to have accepted a battle with him. He accused his adversary of shooting in the air towards the end of his verse he choked. MURDA then immediately went in to rhyme and said he tried to chill from battling and said that his mix tape is way long overdue. He claimed that KILLER ZEEK would lose before it even starts and told him that he knew it was true and spit about flame throwers. He accused his adversary of selling parking spots and then started insulting his adversary's whole family. MURDA won this round of the rhyme battle.

In the second round of the street cypher KILLER ZEEK told the man behind the camera to tell him he was drunk when he set up the match. He accused MURDA of being food and said that he had Lil Wayne bullets. He claimed to be the best and said that his rivals groupies got silent. MURDA then went into rhyme and said that KILLER ZEEK was the type to fight over love. He claimed that he doesn't spit nerdy shit and compared himself to Cedar block. MURDA won this round of the street battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical clash KILLER ZEEK then went into rap and called his advesary a bolt cutter. He claimed that he was feeling like Taye Rock. MURDA then went in to rhyme claiming that he didn't think his opponent was hard. He claimed that every thing his adversary was spitting in his raps were unbelievable and accused him of being ugly. He said that he knew gang members that would handle his opposition and said that he says what he wants and seemed to be daring his opponent to hit him. MURDA won this round of the rapping battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIQCdip1bG8

Got Beef? Presents: Mike Hunt vs Eager

Eager started the lyrical battle first and claimed to be tough while calling Mike Hunt quite dumb. He spit multi syllabic but he made mistake or two during rapping. He made fun of the music his adversary makes and claimed to be freestyle rhyming. Mike Hunt then went into spit calling Eager an ugly cunt and Lariken's younger brother. He then made fun of his challengers flow and accused him of being willing to practice bestiality. He said his opponent was just rapping for acceptance. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Eager went in calling Mike Hunt all types of names in a lyrical fashion. He called his adversary broke and said he would feed his girl a penis. He seemed to be free-styling. He claimed that he would slap his adversary's face with razor blades. Mike Hunt then went in to spit and claimed that Eager said he didn't rap. He claimed that his adversary is retarded if he thinks he's stopping him and called a him a hip hop wannabe. Mike Hunt won this round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the freestyle battle Eager went into rhyme with his lyrical delivery and called Mike Hunt a pussy. He claimed to have forgot his lines and called his adversary a fagot one two many times. Eager then went into spit with no hesitation and compared his actions to Thesaurus saying litigate. He claimed to be coming off the top and took no shame in letting people know tat some of his lyrics weren't rhyming. Eager won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPgyeJLm2U