Showing posts with label punchline. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Mister Wilson vs Distha MF Baesik


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Mister Wilson started the match first and claimed that his flow was way. He then said he'd have his home girl grab an ice pick and stab Distha MF Baesik. He then claimed that he messes with his adversary's girl and claimed Ace Hood was his idea of a good lyricist. He also claimed rival wasn't very knowledgeable about hip hop and didn't know who Gang starr was. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed Mister Wilson came to Atlanta to take pictures with Bishop Eddie Long. The also made fun of his rival fascination with Sonic. He had a quotable punchline as well. Distha MF Baesik surely won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Mister Wilson went into rhyme and claimed Distha MF Baesik liked men's asses. He then accused him of selling false advertisement and claimed he would never get signed to a label. He implied that he himself still didn't let out an Asian joke. Distha MF Baesik then went into rhyme and claimed everything Mister Wilson said wasn't on point and sounded ridiculous. He then threatened to locate where he lived at and take out everyone in his house serial killer style. He ended his bars claiming that hoped his challenger got his will done. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the cypher Mister Wilson went in and incorporated Nickelodeon references from Rug-rats to Hay Arnold. It was creative. Distha MF Baesik then went into spit and claimed it was apparent that Mister Wilson doesn't get women or know what Grind Time is about. He even claimed J fox of getting his challenger fr his money just to tryout. His performance was funny as hell and he even impersonated his adversary. Distha MF Baesik won this round of the match surely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2rTMXRUJRU


Monday, February 21, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Cl9wd vs Blackheart Adonis

Cl9wd started the match claiming that Blackheart Adonis reminded him of fifty Tyson except for the fact that his music was worse. The man also implied that he wasn't very enthused about this match as well and claimed that he was a pace maker for Heartless. He also tried to imply that his rival produced horrible music. Blackheart Adonis then went into spit and claimed Cl9wd this battle was a back peddle for him. He implied that he was doing someone a favor by taking this match and warned him that he didn't have to go on a camping trip to sleep in bags. He claimed his adversary is a nerd and ended calling him a homo. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match in my opinion based on his punchlines.

In the second round of the exhibition Cl9wd went into spit and claimed Blackheart Adonis needed to stop pushing his single. He seemed to trying to imply that his adversary was taking peoples style and claimed he would slap the taste out his mouth. He also made black jokes on his rival. Blackheart Adonis then went into rhyme and implied leaving Cl9wd stretched out. He continued to express how he would injure his adversary with guns. He had another quotable punchlines during this match. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match as well.

In the third round of the cypher Cl9wd went into spit and claimed Blackheart Adonis wore Big Pumper jewels. He then accused his opponent of sporting gay fashion and beating up on his woman. He then claimed his adversary came from the a Jungle that's ran by a fox referencing to J Fox. He ended his bars freestyle rhyming. Blackheart Adonis then went in and claimed Cl9wd was never dope. He claimed that his adversary choked against a dick head and claimed he couldn't be seen with a scope. He compared himself to the Hit man and claimed he would snipe his mother and grandmother. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MsJR1Bd7wE



Sunday, February 20, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Kollision vs Mic Muscle

Mic Muscle started the hip hop battle and welcomed Kollision to the DMV. He then called his opposition out of his name and accused him of having an extremely big head when he was little. Kollision then went into spit and claimed that he came to sun Mic Muscle. He claimed he would make his rival into a daughter and claimed that he was the ugliest in the entire place. He really showed off his lyrical skills in this round. Kollision won this round of the cypher for sure.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Mic Muscle went into spitting off the top and claimed that Kollision wasn't ready for him and was critical. He then started slipping up and saying the same things over and over. He tried to imply that his opponent wanted his girl. Kollision then anxiously went into spit and called Mic Muscle a cool ocean breeze. He said he got jerked in his last match and tried to imply that his rivals girlfriend sucked his dick. Kollision consistent and won this round of the exhibition

In the third round of this rhyme battle Mic Muscle then went into spit and claimed he would shake Kollision till his leaves fell off. He then started repeating himself and stuttering. Kollision then immediately started to rhyme and tried to imply Mic Muscle was a buck knife. He claimed to have Armageddon bars and claimed to 158 pounds. Kollision won this round of the competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHBGr4UFodE



Saturday, January 29, 2011

KOTD - Rap Battle - Arcane vs Bender (Title Match)

Bender started the cypher first telling Arcane to take lessons and claimed that the match was the type of event that makes legends. He also compared his adversary's battles of having the replay value of a lottery ticket and claimed that his rival had called Thesaurus a statutory rapist in his battle with him. He then tried to accuse his rival of stalking under aged girls and accused him of jerking Charron of a title match. Arcane then went into rhyme and claimed he would've took on Bender in September but his rival was in school trying to finish his semester. He then claimed his opposition majors in Political Science and claimed he was here to teach him a lesson. He claimed his challenger was talking junk about him then apologized. He had a ton of wrestling references. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Bender went into rhyme and made claims based on Arcanes performances. He then claimed that his rival fabricated lies and claimed that no artist respected him. He also made it clear that it wasn't likely for his opposition to best him. He showed an incredible display of lyricism as well. Arcane then went into rhyme claiming to know that he had haters. He then claimed Bender was making up fake stuff that wasn't true and accused him of working on an album his whole life called bad information. He claimed that Loe Pesci messed up the evidence of one of his challengers matches. He brought up his adversary's school days and compared him to a basketball player that never made it to the NBA. In the second round Bender won this round of the match.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bender went into spit and claimed his best friend was Jordan Cutler while saying that the man never kicked a verse in his life. He then said he didn't write anything about Arcanes sister and mother. He even brought up knameless. He ended his bars accusing his opponent of being boring. Arcane then went into spit and made fun of Bender's size. He then said his adversary's weight defied physics and claimed that he was a whale who washed up on the Toronto Shore.Both of these emcees had a wide array of sick punchlines but Arcane won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv00qJWech8



Saturday, January 22, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Complex vs Norm Bates

Norm Bates started the match against Complex and claimed to be back and feeling ferocious. He showed his lyrical skills thoroughly. He even claimed he would slam his adversary's girl. Complex then went into spit and told Norm Bates that he wasn't a crook and said his rival was a look alike Suge Night. He even had a few fat jokes on his adversary. He was more thorough as a whole when it came down to elaborating on his raps. Complex won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Norm Bates then went to the second round against Complex of the lyrical battle and accused him of looking like a fat version of Bruno. He also accused his girl frieng of stripping in front of his girl. Complex then went into rhyme and claimed Norm Bates mother should have went the abortion route. He then claimed his adversary looked like Joe Budden and claimed he himself was a hard act to follow. He ended his bars calling his adversary's father fat. Complex won this round of the cypher.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Norm Bates went into rhyme and claimed Complex was the worst. He also implied it rapping against him was the worst route his opponent could have took. Complex then went into rhyme and showed the full magnitude of his lyrical skills. His double time skills were thorough. Complex won this round of the cypher in my opinion.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX9Iao1ahZQ



Friday, January 14, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Lee Hustle vs Blackheart Adonis

Lee Hustle started the rap battle telling Blackheart Adonis that he didn't have any heart and called him Adrian. He then said his rival was ass and a coward. He also made fun of his adversary's hygiene and claimed to have caught a lot of bodies. Blackheart Adonis then went into spit and claimed Lee Hustle would accuse him of sounding like Brixx Belvedere. He then claimed his challenger was a lie and goes by the name of Rahim Taylor. He then called his adversary a clown and accused him of biting don. He then claimed that his rival's rap lines had flat lines and brought up datpiff.com. This round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Lee Hustle went in and accused Blackheart Adonis of being light weight. He then said claimed to spitting like his rival since middle school and told him to put his woman in check because this was a matter of cow boys and Indians. He claimed that QB was the realest from Connecticut and said he would put in work with her. He also subliminally brought up Heartless. Blackheart Adonis then went into rhyme and claimed that the had more lead. He then compared his guns to tear gas and claimed his adversary would die when it smoked. He then called his adversary a Brooklyn bitch and Rahim. He also called him a snitch. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Blackheart Adonis went in and seemed to be calling Lee Hustle an ass hole he then started forgetting his rhymes and let him take his verse. Blackheart Adonis then went into spit and claimed he would put heat in Lee Hustle's mouth. he claimed to be a bad guy and claimed that he would put his challenger in a box. He also compared himself to Lady Liberty. Blackheart Adonis won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAH797MdJg0



Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Golden State Bullies presents: Spawntanious vs Giant

Spawntanious cleverly started the cypher first claiming not to know if Giant's mother alive or whether he had a sister but made it clear that he was gonna dis them. He then proceeded on and claimed he would hit his adversary with a spiral kick. He surprisingly started having unexpected slip ups. Giant started his verse during this battle making fun of the first half of Spawntanious's name. He then claimed that his rival wasn't even close to being a rookie in the league. He claimed that his rival was the type to ride dicks and called him a punk. He was spitting off the top but started to not make sense and openly admit to it. Spawntanious won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Spawntanious went into spit and claimed that he didn't plan to lose to Giant from Santa Cruz. He then tried to call his rival a surfer dude and called his crew a bunch imitators of Justin Timber-lake and Alpha dog. Giant then went into rhyme implying that the match was a bully streak and claimed that he was night while his rival was a pawn. He claimed that he couldn't figure out which chipmunk he was listening to when his adversary would rap and claimed that every time his opponent rhymes it was whack. He then claimed then claimed that his opponent is no stranger to losing and implied helping him get better acquainted with it. Giant won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the hip hop battle Spawntanious went into spit and claimed it wasn't a wise decision to call him a fagot. He then claimed Giant masturbated to UFC matches and claimed to have a toxic mind. He then proceeded to imply turning his rival in to a microscopic cell and claimed that his adversary was lucky that he doesn't come up there and slap the shit out of him. Giant then went into rhyme and claimed to have heard Spawntanious got scared and called up Gambit. He then asked his adversary what he was tripping for and claimed to be tighter with his rhymes. He then claimed to be heavy on the grind and always ready to take flight. He ended up messing up again. Spawntanious won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the lyrical cypher Giant went in and called Spawntanious a creepy home boy that comes to the house with a case of beer. He then claimed that his rival was a mark that was knee high to his penis and claimed he would slap him like he was fucking his bitch. He claimed to have people i the room that wouldn't mind fighting his adversary and messed up again. Spawntanious then went into freestyle and was mocking Giant's slip up. He then asked his rival what he was choking on and reenacted his voice. Spawntanious won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViZroXAS990



Grind Time Now presents: Swave Sevah vs Dizaster (Hosted By Poison Pen & Cormega)

Swave Sevah started the battle first and claimed to know what the people were thinking. He then claimed that Dizaster would try hard to rebuttal something and claimed his adversary was a butter soft trust fund baby. He then proceeded to imply that his rival was a fake and claimed to be at the top of the food chain. He then went onto show his lyrical syllabic skills and ended comparing him to a bag of weed. Dizaster then went into rhyme and tried to imply Swave Sevah was sleeping on him and introducing him self. He claimed to feel like a white guy in Nigeria. He compared his challengers rhymes to Method man and Red man teaming up. He claimed that Iron man couldn't stop him and claimed that his opponent wouldn't mention his age and claimed he use to watch Adam and Eve have sex. This whole round was an incredible display of lyricism by both of these emcees. This round of the live event was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Swave Sevah went into rhyme and seemed to bringing up Hurricane Katrina. He told a long story about it and tried to compare it to Dizaster name. He then asked his rival about his Asian jokes that he had in Prior battles and claimed he'd beat him up until he got Bin Laden's location out of him. Dizaster went in and claimed he needed everyone to be calm and mentioned Team Homi. He then claimed to have shit to tell the people claiming that Swave Sevah was dating a cop. He claimed that his adversary was a senior citizen and a corny rhymer. He also claimed his adversary went to school with PH. He was hell of rowdy and was talking junk to people in the crowd. The man even threatened DNA, Cortez, and Okwerdz. This round was a tie in my opinion

In the third round of of the one on one battle Swave Sevah brought up Dizaster's match against Nocando and A class. He then claimed there was a difference in his PH match. He tried to imply that his rival was scared like a bitch to walk to the store. He claimed that his rival did't live was he spoke of. He claimed that his opponent reminds him of someone with a mental disorder. He then proceeded to mock him. Dizaster went into rhyme and claimed that he spoke to 90 percent of Grind Time rappers on the phone and claimed Swave Sevah was like a big brother to him. He claimed that top tier emcees from aroud his adversary's way wouldn't battle him and mentioned Cameron, Mase, Canibus, un kasa and Nu Born. His lyrical skills were too thorough. Dizaster won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JYSTuycpRI



Monday, January 10, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Dallas vs Meta4ce

Dallas anxiously started the match and called Meta4ce the Scribble Jam punching bag. This man seemed to be trying to imply that his adversary was on the message boards talking about how he was coming back and seemed to be implying E Money Bags did the same thing. Meta4ce then went into rhyme and said there was something wrong with Dallas. He had too long of a pause during his verse and i think he had forgotten his lines for a quick second. He also accused his challenger of being the outside of an inside joke. Dallas won this round of the exhibition but Meta4ce was funny.

Dallas then went into this round of the lyrical battle and claimed to have had sex with Erica Horn which is supposedly Meta4ce's girl friend. He said that his rival was lame while he claimed to be ill. He tried to call his rival Little Richard if he was on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Meta4ce then went into freestyle and told Sonny Bamboo that he was wilding because his adversary wasn't a challenge. He accused his opponent of being depressed and watching Star Trek the next generation. He implied at the end that his rival would die in a struggle with a woman trying to mug him for his coach bag. Dallas won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Dallas went into rhyme against Meta4ce and claimed nothing is real. He claimed that he gets pussy when he is out of town and claimed to be Brian Gumble. He claimed to have heard his rival had girl trouble and said something about how his rival kept on talking through his verse. Meta4ce then went into rhyme and claimed Dallas had big ass teeth. He then accused his opponent of using a paint brush sized tooth brush and of being a mythological creature. He also accused his adversary of having big teeth and claimed he had a light skinned daughter. Dallas won this round of the exhibition, but Meta4ce was too funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC71HY962Dg



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Friday, January 7, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Nfact vs Boka

Nfact started the hip hop battle and told Boka he would out rap him. He then told his adversary that he would make fat jokes on him and then claimed he would try to intimidate and scare him. He claimed that he would get a shank and bury his opposition and made a reference to his girl. Boka then went into rhyme and seemed to be rhyming with a Jamaican swagger. He called his rival a Kentucky downfall and accused him of working odd jobs. Boka won this round this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Nfact then went into rhyme and claimed Boka had a lot to lose. He accused his opponent of smelling and claimed to be better. He compared his opposition to a black blues traveler. Anxiously Boka went into rhyme and claimed Nfact recited trash. He tried to mock his adversary but started messing up. He claimed that his opponent be at the gay bar and ended up accusing him of sounding educated. In my opinion Nfact won this round of the cypher.

Nfact then went into spit and claimed that Boka was dangerous. He claimed that his adversary wasn't that hard and would do anything for a Klondike bar. he called his adversary fatty and claimed that a date when his rival goes out to eat it's considered a double date. Boka then went into spit calling his own retina's projectors and basically spent his verse talking about how soft Nfact was. He then accused his adversary's wife climbs trees and claimed that his gun would knock the N out of his adversary's name. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

Nfact then went into spit and claimed to be a gentle man. He also claimed that Boka was merely a beginner and claimed that when his rival died he was gonna pee on his grave. Boka then went in and claimed that he could write a rhyme on his adversary's head and claimed he would get drunk. He ended his verse freestyling and spitting off the top. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWhUmcShV_0



Thursday, January 6, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Nameless vs Stainless

Nameless started the cypher against Stainless and claimed that Grind Time called him up to set the match up. He accused the cypher of being a set up as well. He had a quotable metaphor as well. He also claimed that he didn't write any written's for his adversary and ended his verse implying that he would throw him out a window. Stainless then went into spit and claimed gave jus one a thank you for his opponent. He also claimed that his adversary would do anything for a happy meal and told him to mop the floors with his rag. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion .

In the second round of the match Nameless went into rhyme against Stainless and claimed that he himself had no name and no shame. He accused his rival of being insane for messing with him and claimed that he was trying to get Oprah money. Stainless then went into spit and claimed to have came for a battle while Nameless came for a choreographed fight. He then told his rival that he was hoping he was having the time of his life and accused him of taking styles from others. He ended his bars claiming to hate his opponent's face. Stainless won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the third round of the event Nameless went into rhyme and claimed that Stainless sounded like Big Bird. He also claimed that he tried to pass him a girl but accused him of not getting along with women. He ended his verse with what seemed to be him glorifying how he used to skip school. Stainless then went into rhyme and had a ton of animated comparisons of Nameless. He then claimed tried to accuse his rival being a fake thug that reminded him of a cop. His verse was lyrical and animated. Stainless won this round of the cypher.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLx52hi8kIw



Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Angry Locals / Grind Time Now Presents: Big Mox vs Fredo

Big Mox started the hip hop battle first and reminded Fredo who he was up against and told him that he didn't get a local pass. He claimed to have been on the number one show in America to rep Hawaii hard. He claimed that his opponent might as well go home since he doesn't get beat. Fredo then went into spit and reffernced Swarm, Heartless, Reverse Live, Top R, Knowledge Medina, PH Madness and Grind Time. His fat jokes punchlines were tight. He sounded like he was imitating Osna at one point when he spit. Fredo won this round by a bit more in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Big Mox went in and claimed Fredo was from Union City. He also accused his adversary of being math illiterate and claimed that they flew him out there. He gave a shout out to Everybody Knows and made fun of the way his oppositions looks at the end. Fredo went in implying that people hide the Spam from Big Mox and made fun of the size of his fist size as the fat jokes continued. He also implied that his rival had cat in the hat nursery rhymes. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Big Mox went in and implied that he thought of freestyle rhyming against Fredo and claimed to be loaded with god given talent. He then accused his adversary of using forced multi's and claimed he was the best when it came to spitting a freestyle. Fredo then went into spit and asked why even try to mimic his rhyme wizardry. He then claimed that Big Mox made him think of rice crispy Treats. He implied that his rival's punches wouldn't hurt and would let him punch him in the face. Fredo won this round of the match.

In the fourth and last round of the MC clash Fredo started out and continued to make fat jokes on Big Mox. He claimed that the Grind Time format was something that he was way to clean for. He was a way more comedic MC. Big Mox then went into rhyme and claimed Ryu was better then Ken as a rebuttal against Fredo . He seemed to have bet a wager with his challenger towards the end of his verse. Big Mox won this round of the tournament in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hmzMBxevXc



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpR05YOBVgY&feature=related



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Monday, January 3, 2011

Streetarena: J-Dub vs Titan

J-Dub started the exhibition and claimed Titan was a geek and he wouldn't get cool points from rapping against him. The man also was less than modest claiming to bring nightmares to reality and children. The man also accused his rival of looking broke as hell. He ended his verse comparing his guns to orchestra instruments. Titan went in to rhyme and claimed to to strike like lightning. He then claimed to be a one man army and he even brought up B Rabbit. I didn't feel his delivery strong enough. J-Dub won this wound of the exhibition in my opinion.

J-Dub went in and claimed that this was his third battle. He called Titan a bum who was ugly and broke. He also claimed that he could make money off of his rival who he accused of being a drug addict and implied killing his. Titan then went into spit and claimed to have messed up during his first battle but was focused for that night. He was clearly spitting a verse that he had memorized and claimed that J-Dub was a snitch. J-Dub won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher J-Dub went into flow then claimed to have came to set flames to his opposition and that everything he wrote was hot. He even referenced E Ness from Making The Band. Titan then went into spit and implied J-Dub be hanging at gay clubs. He then implied running up and making his adversary getting scared when he runs up on him. He then finished off the round spitting his verse which was hot lyrically and flow wise but otherwise i wasn't feeling it. J-Dub won this round of the match.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroLbMw-b9s



Saturday, December 18, 2010

AHAT Rap Battle: Ties vs Daine

Ties went in to claim that he was tired of being nice and claimed to have murdered. He claimed that he would force Daine take a bath and leave him crying. He even switched his opposition's name to Diane and claimed that his adversary enjoyed getting sodomized. He subliminally brought up Chrome soda. Daine went into claim he had grins and laughs when Ties said his name because he didn't know he existed. He then claimed to have an uncooked crew. He had many punchlines. In this round Daine won this round of the match.


In the second round of the cypher Ties went in and compared Daine to an X Box. He also compared Night Breed to Call Of Duty and claimed that if he punched him he would bleed Crisco. He seemed to have implied that his opposition robbed Donnie Menace of a battle victory. Daine then went into spit and claimed that he came from California to catch a Night breed casualty. He also called Ties a stupid nigga that thinks he's as bad as him. He claimed that Konflict was a total disrespect to Gin and compared him to a slim Jim. Daine won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMUFtm2GyO8



Friday, December 17, 2010

AHAT Rap Battle: Rachit vs Quez

Rachit started the lyrical clash first against Quez and mentioned how people had been dropping names during battles. He then said tonight he would put all that to an end and mentioned Quez, Loki Lestat, Kid Doms, kooly bop, Strayt Paper, Grinda, Trigaaah, Konflict, Fatz, and Genie. Quez then went into spit and didn't hesitate to make black jokes Rachit. He then called his opposition a chameleon of darkness. He accused his opposition of busting blanks and called him the Ahat welcome mat. Quez won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the cypher Rachit went into rap and claimed Quez reminded him of Robbin Williams. He also said that he heard his challenger auditioned for HBO. He then accused his adversary of participaation in the gay parade and not having a flow. He then said there should be a sign up that says beware of him. Quez then went into rhyme and said he would pay a girl to put a hickey on Rachit. He had a quotable punchline as well. He even compared his adversary to J ties. He choked during his bars. Rachit won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kZPfOSjFuo



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Sunday, December 12, 2010

DFI 5 - Bony Vs Genesis

Genesis anxiously went into the cypher claiming that him and Bony were from the city and claimed to know Bony personally and said no your mom or gay jokes. He told his opposition not to act tough and confident and accused him of being a bitch. He seemed to have messed and repeated him for his last verse. Bony then went into spit and claimed. Bony then went into rap claiming that Genesis thought he was a rebel kid and claimed that he had cancer before. He then said his opponent's heritage was probably very rich and probably liked to ride dick. He also claimed that his opposition probably had weird dreams. This man seemed to be spitting a freestyle. Genesis won this round in my opinion but Bony wasn't bad.

In the second round the emcee known as Genesis seemed to be talking about some kind of fight scenario that happened. He also claimed that Bony was pussy whipped and started acting like he was talking to his girl in the Hotel Room at the end of his verse. Bony then went into spit and basically claimed that Genesis needed to relax. He claimed that his friends little brother punched his challenger in the face and made him back down. He then ended implying that his opponent and K snatch rub off each other. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Genesis went into rhyme claiming that Bony was telling a lot of lies. He then told his opposition not to be surprised and claimed that he was waiting on him to say something relevant. He claimed that most of the people judging the match didn't know what real hip hop was and compare both him and his opponent. Bony then went into rhyme claiming that Genesis looks up big words in his dictionary. He then said aaccused his opposition of having the worst rap style and claimed that he wasn't ready for the bars he spit. He then said his adversary wasn't ready for the bars he spit. His main finisher implied that his challenger got sodomized. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYU2C5ebKjc



Saturday, December 11, 2010

DFI 5 - Collie vs Nugget

Collie started the rhyme clash first and claimed it's been a year since him and Nugget battled. He called his opponent a self proclaimed loser and seemed to be accusing him of being his fan in the past. He then called himself a don and finished up with a lyrical verse. Nugget then went into rhyme and seemed to be rebutting Collie pretty good with a clever impersonation. He accused his opposition of not backing Redzer up when he got dissed. He called his adversary terrible with lines. This round of the exhibition was a tie.

In the second round of the lyrical cypher Collie went into claim that the problem his his match was that Nugget was just too similar to him. He also claimed that his opposition was still a beginner and accused him of making him want to puke. He ended his bars spitting extremely lyrical. Nugget then went into spit and claimed that Collie was wrong for mentioning Gin. He imitated Redzer in this round and ended his verse claiming that in six months he accomplished what Collie did in a decade. Collie won this round of the match by a little more intensity with his relevant rhymes.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Collie went into rhyme and seemed to be accusing Nugget of talking about old battles that nobody cared about. He continued his verse with his unique rhyme flow and seemed to be trying to imply that rap as second nature to him. He ended his bars making fat jokes about his opponent. Nugget then went into rhyme and claimed that it was clear that he had beaten Collie in this match. He claimed that every time he saw his challenger something changes with him and did a run down of his mix tape. This round of the rapping battle was a tie in my opinion based on his slip up if you rewind it to 9:47 on the video.

In the last round of the exhibition Nugget went into spit and claimed that Collie has been rhyming forever. He cleverly mocked his challengers age and referred to break dancing in his verse. He also claimed to have a better mix tape and said that his rival's sister accused him of having a small penis.Collie then went in to spit with a rebuttal claiming that somebody beat Nugget's ass. He had some real funny sound effects that were hard to imitate. He ended his bars claiming that his opposition was a chicken nugget. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRkNtC_GdA


DFI 4 - Lethal Dialect Vs Genesis

Lethal Dialect started the match first and claimed that he needed to ask a question before he started to spit. He tried to imply that he would be better off rapping against K Snatches gay sex Manichean then Genesis. He asked the crowd who let his adversary into the Don't Flop battle League. Genesis then went into spit and claimed to be a beast on every track that he was hopping on. He claimed that after the match he would have a reputation for beating him. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Lethal Dialect went into rhyme and accused Genesis of being a date rapist. He then said his adversary date rapes and impled laughing at all the fans he got. He also taunted his opposition with farmer jokes. Genesis then went into spit and claimed he was gonna spit sexually explicit lryics. He accused Lethal Dialect of fingering his grandmother in the booty and claimed that he makes men into sex slaves. He ended his bars claiming to have had sex with his opponent's mother. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Lethal Dialect went into rhyme and freestyle'd a rebuttal. He called Genesis a half ass rapper and claimed that he had a fake tan line. He accused his opposition of wanting to be a fireman. Genesis then went into spit and claimed that Lethal Dialect only comes close to being lethal when he overdoses on diesel and catches sexually transmitted diseases. He ended his verse warning his challenger about what would happen if he ever picked up the microphone again and gave him a message to deliver to his mother. This round of the hip hop battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Genesis went into rhyme and claimed he couldn't believe that the match went to overtime.He claimed to be the ending of Lethal Dialect and see all of his weak flaws. He also said He cursed at his opponent and told him to stay out of his shadow at the end. Lethal Dialect then went into spit and claimed that he was tired of take that raps. He had a lyrical verse with straight lines nut i think Genesis won this round of the hip hop battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kdmmn05Zr



Friday, December 10, 2010

DFI 4 - Redzer Vs Nash

Redzer started the rap cypher and told Nash that he shouldn't be there at all because he didn't have the bars. He then claimed his adversary would always be a bony fucker no matter how big got. He also said his opposition had one emotion and was a quiet little child and made fun of his opponent's eye brows. He seemed to be implying that his opponent couldn't afford a date and called his adversary of being involved in incest. Nash then went into rhyme calling Redzer a bunch of names in lyrical form. He then told his opponent that he should die his hair another color and made fun of his nipple hair. He claimed that his challenger was a beginner and claimed that he would be shocked if he was the winner. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

Redzer then went into spit and claimed it looked like somebody cut Nash's hair with a busted blade. He then accused his opponent rocking the Will Smith fade and claimed that he was gonna kick a freestyle. He seemed to have had a few slip up in his rhyme and he subliminally brought up K Snatch. Nash then went into rhyme and claimed that Redzer thought he could beat him but he was wrong and accused his rival of setting the ball on fire when ever he did a head on. He then claimed brought up some one named Esther and claimed that he hoped that in England Salar knocks his challenger out. Nash won this round of the exhibition

In the third round of the lyrical battle Redzer went into spit and claimed that it was hard to get personal for Nash because nobody knows him. He then seemed to be impersonating his opponent for the rest of his match and seemed to have stumbled over one or two of his rhymes. He ended his bars calling his opposition a deviant that shouldn't be allowed around women. Nash then went into spit and claimed to have heard that his adversary was getting really fond of alcohol lately. He accused his opponent of having sexually transmitted diseases and accused him of picking flowers with thoughts of committing pedophilia. Redzer won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMg0rsiUG1Q



Thursday, December 9, 2010

Barz & Stripes Tryout Battle: Sonic Soundwavious vs Punchline

Punchline then anxiously went into rap claiming that it was November 28th 2010 and claimed that the day would go down in infamy. He then said Sonic Soundwavious looked like a liar and later on subliminally bought up Jay-z and Roc-a-fella. He finished up his verse talking about how he would shoot his opposition. Sonic Soundwavious then went into spit and claimed to be thankful for Punchline taking a Loss. He tried to say that his opposition must have had the worst luck in the world and claimed that he could see right through him. He told his challenger that he needed to keep the gangster rhymes to himself and compared his heart to a Kiebler's elf. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of what seemed to be his Debut.

Punchline then went into spit and claimed that judging on Sonic Soundwavious's lyrics in the first round that there rhymes weren't the same in height. He then tried to imply that women pay to have sex with him and implied that his opposition was a lover boy. He had a hard core delivery. Sonic Soundwavious then told Punchline that he needed to go home and get his gun. He was extremely hilarious and seemed a little bit more versatile during spitting. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCgvRu8Tyw



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