REAL TALK BATTLES present: RT6 - Dwizofoz vs Greeley (Promo Battle)

Greeley anxiously started rap battle and told a story about Dwizofoz setting out to be a famous rapper. He then tried to imply that his opponent was old and washed up. He accused his opponent of using recycled Grind Time bars in his raps and tried to imply that his opposition wasn't a very cool guy. Dwizofoz then went into rhyme and claimed Greeley was a waste of time. He then made fun of his opponents teeth and admit to having a missing tooth. He then accused his opponent of having a second head and tucking it in. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Greeley then went into spit and claimed that he wanted to know how all of the racist jokes went down with Dwizofoz's family after his last battle. He then called his opponent a half retarded half wit who sells shitty phones next to Target and claimed that he felt sorry for his misses. Dwizofoz then went into spit and said Greeley was white piece of shit. He then said that he wasn't trying to prove how intelligent he was but claimed to be grimy and said fuck a time limit. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the Greeley went into imply that Dwizofoz should go suck on a dick and claimed that no one respected him enough to show up to his events. He claimed to have his opponent's insecurities taken and said his rival would probably go on Facebook and start subliminal dissing. Dwizofoz then went into spit and claimed people knew that he was winning even when he freestyle raps. He also did a quick slight imitation of his opponent and implied knocking him out and sodomizing him missionary. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the last round of the cypher Dwizofoz went into spit against and claimed Greeley. He then said his opponent was acting arrogant and claimed that he had no contact with him up until two weeks ago. He then seemed to be calling his his opposition to be the Kanye West in the game. Greeley then went into spit and seemed to have been rapping improvised. He told his adversary had no right to say the N word and tried to call him racist. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ123vI8KY4

Grind Time Now presents: B.C vs Trey Murch

B.C went into the rap cypher and said that he didn't have to go dig up a whole bunch of facts to expoase Trey Murch and claimed that nobody knows him. He claimed that his adversary probably never even heard a gun and claimed that he would set his whole house on fire. He claimed that he was on his job and said he would make his oppositions girl give him head. Trey Murch then went into rhyme and claimed to be the best out of Texas. He told B.C to ask his lady if he didn't believe him and claimed that his verses ain't free. He claimed that no one from New Orleans would be slaying him. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

B.C went into say that Trey Murch had nice jokes even though nobody was smiling and said that he couldn't beat him with Neo and Zion. He claimed that Grind Time was his and claimed to have a list of goons his cell phone that shoot then claimed that one call would get his opponent shot. Trey Murch went into say that the 60 minute rounds was B.C's advantage and that he was lucking up. He claimed that it lessens his chance of fucking up and claimed to be strapped. He claimed that if his adversary messes with him then the tools would be popping. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnB5xXhdhQ

Grind Time Now Presents: Kidd Krack vs JPI

JPI went into the rhyme battle claiming not to know who Kidd Krack was and tried to imply that he was gonna spit make believe rhymes. He claimed that he was In the home of great MC's and called his flow trash. He claimed that he had hard punches and said that he would laugh at his opponent dying slow. Kidd Krack then went into rhyme and claimed that he would teach JPI how to rock. He claimed to be on fire and his adversary was only kind of hot. He claimed that he was the talk of every hood store and barber shop then seemed to be hitting on a girl that was in the crowd. He said that he shit on any beat that he gets on and compared him to Star Jones. JPI won this round of the match

JPI then went into accuse Kidd Krack's girl of sucking mad dick and tried to say that they call her a vacuum. He called this match his class room almost as if he was teaching his opposition a lesson and claimed that his music wasn't the truth aka unreal. He claimed that Grind Time Texas wouldn't exist without him and ended. Kidd Krack then went into rhyme and said if JPI wasn't speaking about money he wasn't speaking his language. He claimed to be squeaky clean and spotless. He claimed that his money yells and claimed that he use to shoot dice in school. JPI won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxZw5zqWelg

DON'T FLOP - Lee Scott Vs Jay Madden (Promo Battle)

Jay Madden went in to say that he was gonna start by putting his balls in Lee Scott's mouth and accused him of talking to MiC Dyson about calling him out. He tried to imply that his opponent had bad breath as well and tried to imply that the guy liked getting spunked on. He also tried to call the pale. Lee Scott then went into rhyme and brought up his battle against truth. He tried to imply that Jay Madden was more of an unworthy challenger and claimed to have went to one of his parties once then said there were a ton of bitches there but not one female. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Jay Madden then went into rhyme and called Lee Scott pussy lee and said he couldn't believe he was messin with him. He accused his adversary of dressing in old mens clothes and seemed to be claiming that his best friend told him his real name. He implied that his opponent couldn't beat Lego and dared him to spit his freestyle. Lee Scott then went into say that Jay Madden was mad at him and began to make fun of the size of his head. He tried to imply that his rival was a missing link between ape and man on the evolution chart. He claimed that his adversaries mother is probably a lesbian butcher. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap battle Jay Madden accused Lee Scott of eating a full course meal through his veins and accused him of spitting the dumbest raps. He said that he could beat his opposition even if he imitated a corny rapper and claimed to be a monster under his adversary under his bed. Lee Scott then went into rhyme talking about the crew that Jay Madden belonged to. He tried to accuse his challenger of changing his style and flow when ever Eminem does. He tried to claim his opponent would marry a transvestite with leather boots. Lee Scott had one quotable punchline that i was feeling so in my opinion he won this round of the match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om2hfMU8FVg

KOTD - Justice McFly vs Mike Flamez (Promo Battle)

Mike Flamez started the rap battle first accusing Justice McFly of having a lady that's waiting for him that promised him head and claimed that watching other battles was making him get impatient. He claimed that he was gonna say something so nice should get payed to say it. He claimed that his adversary would have to say a prayer and get super powers with a cape to wear. He compared his opponent to Jim JONES and was almost accurate except for the facial hair part. He claimed to be the mid west monster and put a middle finger in his rivals face then claimed to knock out fools. Justice McFly then went in to rap and said if he hits Mike Flamez in the face with a shank they should have his face laced up like a fresh pair of Jordan's. He asked him what his adversary thought and talked about guns. He accused his rival of being a homo and losing a battle to DNA. He had good points but this round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher Mike Flamez called Justice McFly Loe Pesci's bitch. He seemed to be spitting a freestyle and claimed that his adversary was gonna lose like all the other Canadians. Yea this must be a promo battle how are you gonna go to someones home and dis respect where they are from, I hope he didn't bet money on this. He even referenced Hollohan and got lyrical. He told his rival that he is not better than him and asked his opposition why he is so animated. Justice McFly then went in to rhyme and said that it was funny that Mike Flamez made a Hockey reference. He made fun of his challenger is picking his nose and said the rap battle is watching and waiting for the day his adversary's heart stops. He brought up the fact that his adversary is from Ohio and loses a good amount of battles. Justice McFly had a strong performance. This round of the lyrical freestyle battle was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Mike Flamez went in countering Justice McFly's last attack to his Youtube video of him picking his nose was gonna say. He said that his adversary last battle had around 6,000 views and claimed that Drect let him in Grind Time without trying out. He said that he is coming to Smack and said that he would kick his adversary's Canadian ass. Justice McFly then went in to rap and said when he kills Mike Flamez he'd make it look like an old school mob flick. He compared his guns to the Flintstones and said that his freestyles are dynamite and called his opponent a transvestite. He claimed to have forgot his rhymes according to what he said but he still held it down and accused his rival of having a glass house. He accused his challenger of trying to be a scholar of black history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSRPB8BFEs

Promo Battle: Miles Low vs Mic Vegas

Miles Low started the rap battle with no hesitation claiming that Mic Vegas would spit trash and said he was square. He said he that he would turn him in to curly fries and jack him. Towards the end of his rap verse it sounded like he was gonna say something good about his rivals mother but instead he messed up and then seemed to have called time on himself. Mic Vegas then went in to spit his verse and he seemed to be freestyle rapping and wasn't that bad but he was just saying anything some of the time. He spit about Miles Low wearing Jonathan MC Nabs practice jersey. He made fun of his challenger watch and everything hen asked him if he wanted have sex. He seemed to think hat he didn't have to say no homo from what he said It seems like every one in the crowd was letting it slide until he told him to toss his salad. Mic Vegas said that this tournament wasn't the play offs. He told his challenger to stop focusing on rap and write love poems. He called his opponent funny at the end. Miles Low won this round of the rap battle.

In the second round of the rap battle Miles Low asked the crowd if they smelt anything and claimed it was either the raps that Mic Vegas writes or he just doesn't wash his ass at night. He seemed to have slipped up spitting his lyrics and said he would treat him like a degeneration X member him. He compared his adversary to the dude from the S curl box. He kept laughing while he was rhyming and he started free-styling towards the end and was straight. Mic Vegas then started rhyming and came off the top of the dome asking Miles Low if he thought he was crazy. He tried to imply that his challenger was weak and would get injured trying to pick up a tire. He tried to reverse his opponents line about hermaphrodites but it was no use because he didn't even sound right and made no sense. He was trying to go sick but he wasn't saying anything good. He called his adversary a water boy. This rhyme battle won by Miles Low no question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bETCBwcmto

Grind Time Now presents: Fendi vs J.O Spade

Fendi started the rap battle first calling J.O Spade lame and asked him why he got a perm then got it braided up then said Lady Lux. She said he looks like Drect's little nephew and called his grand ma a grouch. She seemed to be telling a story about how she was getting high. She said that he was in the crib eating Pork Rinds writing the hardest three lines of his life and compared his opponent to a Pepsi can. She called him a knock off Fabolous and Red Cafe. She said that his song only got 44 plays and half of those plays were by her when she was doing research. J.O Spade started his verse while the crowd was still being loud and compared Fendi to knock off handbag. He tried to imply that his challenger was in the process of getting a sex change and told her that she looks likes her father is Ellen Degeneres. He compared Fendi's shape to a truck tire. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Fendi tried to question J.O Spade intelligence. She tried to get on he opposition for his taste in Hip Hop music and mentioned him having Soulja boy listed as one of his favorites. She said that now she understands his concept of skill and trill, She even said something about comparing Scarface to King Of The Hill and Nicki Minaj to Lauren Hill. She tried to expose adversary her and call him a fake and told him in this league he'd never shine then had someone else end her verse for her. J.O Spade went into this cypher next trying to imply that his opponent turns men gay and then tried to say he rather shoot him self than to have sex with Fendi. He basically was calling her ugly and asked him if should be following in Young Gattas's shadow and accused her of giving oral sex just to get ahead. He accused her of putting on strap ons. In my opinion J.O Spadewon this round of the rhyme cypher.

In the third round of the one on one battle Fendi tried to say he shouldn't blame her he should blame QB and Mia Long and introduced her self saying that she is the first lady of Grind Time DMV. She compared his adversary to Blues clues then called his crew bitch boys and said her rival looks like cat stacks. She claimed he lost battles and he was talking junk about the mans girl as well. She accused her opponent of Cheddar Bobbing himself. J.O Spade went into this cypher immediately after to rap and he tried to call her a child molester. He said that she is mad that because she can't bust a nut on a girls face and said that she licks vagina after he nuts on it. He basically said that Fendi can't be trusted. In my opinion J.O Spade this round of the Hip Hop battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOK7JR4tu4Y

KOTD - Skelly vs Osa (Promo Battle)

In the first round of this rap battle. I would say it was a tie between these two rappers. Skelly started the rap battle off with real hardcore intense rap punchlines. Osa had some hard rap lyrics up his sleeve as well. Osa rap delivery was better and his rap flow was smoother.

Skelly's rap flow and rap delivery sounded better in the second round of the rap battle. Osa said had more attacks during the second round of the battle round . Osa's finishing rap verse was straight but it wasn't all that. But he had the best rap punch line in round 2 so I have to give him the rap battle win in my opinion.

The win for the third round of the rap battle belongs to Osa. Osa won this rap round of the rap battle his rhymes were too hard. Skelly held his own during this round of the rap battle. Skelly just didn't come hard enough I don't know maybe it's harder when you are the first rapper to start off the battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWR5WYjlr00