Showing posts with label freestyle cypher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freestyle cypher. Show all posts

Saturday, December 25, 2010

No Coast Battles: 2 on 2 Tournament Semi-Finals

Paperwerks started freestyle match insulting Nfact and called himself Kobe Bryant. Double/Deuce even went in and made fun of Nfact's hooded sweater. They started messing up during the end of there verse. Nfact then went into spit and claimed Double/Deuce thought he was hot even though he wasn't. XQZ then went into rhyme and said Paperwerks was so old that he created dirt. He also accused him of having his age written on his shirt. Nfact made fun of Double/Deuce's girl making fat jokes. Nfact and XQZ won this round of the exhibition.

In the second round of the match Double/Deuce claimed that if they would have offered him his opponent he would't have excepted. Paperwerks then said none of the stuff his two adversary's said was dope and tried to make XQZ out to be a red neck. Nfact then went into spit and accused Paperwerks of being an old man. XQZ then went into rhyme and compared his trivals to movie characters. Nfact and XQZ won this round of the freestyle battle.

Sonny Bamboo/Unorthodox Phrases vs Klutch/Mr. Biscuit

Klutch started the exhibition first and accused Unorthodox Phrases that he was awesome in the Kazzam movie. Mr. Biscuit then said his adversary was the type to wife a big tall fat chick and Klutch accused Sonny Bamboo of having rodents in his house. Sonny Bamboo then went into freestyle lyrically and Unorthodox Phrases then went in and accused Klutch of having a big nose. Klutch and Unorthodox Phrases won this match in my opinion.

In the second round of the exhibition Klutch accused Sonny Bamboo of running the midwest divisiion and cheating for wins. Mr. Biscuit called him the Leprechaun don. I enjoyed the way these two emcees spit off the top of the dome. Unorthodox Phrases then went into freestyle making comments about his opposition's weight. Sonny Bamboo claimed to be participatng in the match just to help out his cousin Fresco the match. Unorthodox Phrases accused his challenger of making gay music. Sonny Bamboo and Unorthodox Phrases won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMo6dDXO0qM



Sunday, November 14, 2010

Kelvingrove Battles; Profanity vs EvaDePoD

Profanity went into rap first claiming not to think EvaDePoD matters and made fun of his opponents field of vision. He then fuck overtime and claimed to want an instant win. He claimed that winning was rare for his adversary and claimed that he was unprepared for him. EvaDePoD then went into rhyme and claimed that he would make Profanity enter a freak show so there would be no need for him to clown his rival. Profanity won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash Profanity went into rhyme and claimed that there was no way EvaDePoD's lyrics were propane. He claimed that he had rather be sniffing some cocaine than kicking it with his adversary and accused him of getting beat with body blows. He also made fun of his rivals lazy eye and accused him of using heroin it seemed. EvaDePoD then went into spit and said his eye wasn't lazy but he just couldn't give Profanity attention. He claimed that his rival should be silenced and never heard and accused him of being a walking punchline towards the end. Profanity won this round of the exhibition as well.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Profanity went into spit and said EvaDePoD must've been registered as being insane. He said that his adversary couldn't put his money where his mouth is and seemed to have accused of cashing worthless checks. He also said that his opponent was a nervous wreck and accused him of making a track called words unsaid. EvaDePoD then went into rhyme and accused EvaDePoD of rapping about his smoking habits. He tried to claim that radio didn't wanna play his rival and it looked like he went and bleep'd him self. Profanity won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE0Od21TE-o



Saturday, November 6, 2010

Freestyle Battle - Hollohan vs Cripple

Hollohan started the freestyle battle against Cripple first and took a bit long to get his first rhyme out. He used a quotable punchline on his opposition. Cripple then went into the freestyle battle and seemed to be trying to imply that the match belonged in the WWE. He finished by telling his adversary to go back to the east coast and catch him some fish. Hollohan won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round Hollohan claimed that this was WWF and said that he would cut his opposition's neck after the battle. Cripple then went into rhyme and said his opposition was more ugly than Macy Grey. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Hollohan went into spit and said his opponent would swallow all of his penis after the cypher. He impled turning his opposition to a quadriplegic. Cripple then went into rhyme and said he was a monster. He claimed after the battle he'd be 500 dollars closer to being a million dollar match. This round was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round Hollohan went in and claimed to run the world of battle rap. He also said he would kill his opposition with lyrics and said he would crush his bones then sniff them up and get high from it. Cripple then went into spit and asked him if his girl was in the crowd. He claimed that he would get head from her. In my opinion Hollohan won this round of the rap cypher.

In the fifth round of the competition Hollohan went in and claimed to have had sex with his opponent's until she couldn't walk. Cripple then went in to claim that something was racist and compared his opponent to Cody The Catch. Hollohan won this round of the cypher In my opinion.

In the sixth round of the rhyme cypher Hollohan went into spit and said his opposition had a little skeleton in his closet. He claimed that he would take the cloathes off of his opponents back like a shopping spree. Cripple went into rhyme and said that the battle was Goliath verses the middle man and he would put him to sleep with a slang in a box. Hollohan won this round.

In the seventh round of the rhyme battle Hollohan claimed that he didn't see his opponents name on the block and told him that he wasn't allowed at King Of The Dot. Cripple then went in and said something about being a real graph writer and made fun of his opponent for writing pre written battle rhymes. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the eight round of the freestyle battle Hollohan went into rhyme Hollohan claimed he would hurt his opponent from right from where he stands and stab him with his microphone. Cripple then went in to call his challenger a steroid injected meat head. In my opinion Cripple won this round of the freestyle clash.

In the ninth round of the improvised battle Hollohan went in and said he wasn't on steroids and just lived a balanced life style. Cripple then went into spit and talked about his rival's girl. Hollohan won this round of the match.

In the tenth of the mc clash Hollohan went into the rhyme battle and said his adversary feels scared when he looks him in the eyes. He claimed that nobody liked his opposition like the oilers. Cripple went in and claimed that freestyle cypher was real hip hop and implied that he could murder his challenger on a track. Hollohan won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the eleventh round of the mc match Hollohan went into spit and said he would stick the microphone through his opponents throat and asked him how many round does he have to defeat his opponent. Cripple then went in and said fuck that his opponent couldn't harm him and accused him of getting sodomized in the army. Hollohan won this round in my opinion.

In the twelfth round of the MC cypher Hollohan went in and said he seen his opponent wearing daisy dukes. Cripple went into spit and accused his opponent of being a racist that black people didn't like on the east coast. Hollohan won this round of the freestyle clash in my opinion.

In the thirteenth round of off the top battle Hollohan went inand rebutted his opponents insult about him being racist. Cripple then went back into the match and said that he was getting the crowd back and said something about going to Burger King. Hollohan won this round of the rhyme battle

In the fourteenth round of the lyrical battle Cripple went into tried to call his opponents head big but couldn't seem to get the words out the right way right. He claimed that his adversary would be better if he spent time rapping instead of lifting weights. Hollohan then went into rhyme and tried to imply that his opponent had a dead rap verse with no interaction from the crowd. He also made skinny jokes about his rival and called him over rated. Hollohan This round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_DRksHXKpI



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Friday, November 5, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Japanese Jesus & Dubb Sicks vs ATM & B.C

Japanese Jesus went into rhyme and said ATM's number one fan is a man and Dubb Sicks went into call B.C a fuck face. He made fun of ATM's claiming that he lived i a Shack and Japanese Jesus went in claiming that if the man had a car it would be a Honda Civic. Both of these rappers were obviously free-styling. ATM then went into rhyme for his team and B.C went into rhyme about how he bleeds green and claimed to be nothing but a gangster. He accused Japanese Jesus of being a stranger in his hood. In my opinion Japanese Jesus & Dubb Sicks won the rap cypher.

In the second round of the match Dubb Sicks went into rhyme and said ATM over drafted his account at the Wall Mart bank to by a vibrator. Japanese Jesus then went into accuse his two opponents of looking like a follow up story to relationships in prison. Both of these rappers did a back to back delivery. ATM agressively went into rhyme and accused Japanese Jesus of taking up four parking spots in a parking lot and had many words to describe Dubb Sicks. B.C then went in and accused Japanese Jesus of licking Phranchyze's penis and called him a bitch. ATM claimed that his partner had just came from Grizzlemania and put Soul Khan in the dirt. He also told the story about how his opponent called Drect to cancel there one on one battle

In the third round of the freestyle clash Japanese Jesus started first asking B.C how he could be racially mad at him. He accused his opponents fat white bitch of not really loving him and only kissing him to resolve her family issues. Dubb Sicks called B.C a bad father and tried to imply that his adversary had a kid with his own hand. ATM then went into spit and said Drect set up the match up. Then him and his opposition went into rap back to back with his partner for an excellent performance. In my opinion ATM & B.C won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6_hpllIIk



Wednesday, November 3, 2010

StreetWars 6: Legacy vs Cellophane (Freestyle Battle)

Legacy went into rhyme and claimed that his home town was Miami. He then said Cellophane was a clown that rhymes and brought up the fact that he was from Chicago. He claimed that when he was finished he would simply pick another beat and beat him down and rip a new. He also said said he would slice his opposition. He had a quotable punchline as well. Cellophane went into rhyme claiming to have a sick verse and accused him of humping a gasoline tank. He brought up the fact that he was coming off the top again and claimed to be stomping his adversary. He then quoted Lil Wayne and said he would spin the world around and drop it on his opponents head. He had a funny verse all together. He also made fun of his adversaries side burns. Legacy won this round of the freestyle clash in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme cypher Legacy went into spit and said he would take the dice from off Cellophane's hat and basically roll it. He also called his opponent a fool that should have stayed in school. He claimed that the other rapper he goes up against are small enough to ship in crates. He claimed that his opposition is lined up to lyrically get slain and claimed to get the crowd blazed. Cellophane then went into rhyme and said something about Legacy thinking he can make it rain when he tap dances and accused his girl of going down. He claimed to blast gats and started messing up on his rhymes. Legacy won this round based on consistency.

In the last round of the rhyme battle Legacy went into spit against Cellophane and countered what his opponent said about ejaculating on him. He said something about killing beats and described his rhymes to be cleaver. He claimed to bench press emcees and ended claiming that his opposition couldn't beat him physically or lyrically. Cellophane then went into rap against Legacy and I didn't hear not one thing that he said really except his insults every other bar he said bitch ass fagot. Legacy won this round of the freestyle clash in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKgA6hEV1s0



Tuesday, November 2, 2010

REAL TALK BATTLES present: Mandle vs Danoz

Danoz started the rhyme battle asking what Mandle was and claimed to speak his mind. He claimed to be on the road to riches through business and claimed that nobody knew who his opposition is. He claimed that if his adversary went missing nobody would miss him and told him to stay out of the sun. Mandle went into spit and claimed and said that Danozt wants to make a living off of rhyming and made height jokes. He also accused his challenger's girl of wearing the pants in the family. Mandle won this round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Danoz went into rhyme asking what he did to deserve going against Mandle. He accused his opposition of naming his song that he composed after a disease that doesn't exist in Tailand and ended by trying to make an agreement that they wouldn't speak if they seen each other on the street. He claimed that he came to the cypher with a taste for war and claimed that he raped his girl. He called his girl friend a fat whore and accused him of scratching and sniffing a mans ass. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Danoz went into rhyme and compared Mandle to a retard. He accused his opposition of not seeing his penis in a couple of years and claimed that looked like a mini me. Mandle went into spit against Danoz and seemed to be mocking him. He claimed that there was a theme song to his challengers life and started singing a supposed theme song to his life. He tried to call his adversary an old man. Mandle won this round of the rap cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAjqBWZFhJ4



Monday, November 1, 2010

Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems vs. J Rukus

J Rukus started the freestyle battle first cussing at Smash'ems and was rhyming lyrical. He said that when he found out he was battling his opponent he knew that there was noway that he could lose. He seemed to be freestyle rapping. He tried to imply that his opponent was in a half ass jail practicing homo sexuality. Smash'ems went into the cypher accusing J Rukus of ratting out his uncle and tried to compare him to chicken. He claimed that his own rhymes were obnoxious and his own flow was continuous. He claimed to have raped his challengers girl. Smash'ems won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash J Rukus went into rhyme and asked Smash'ems why he was talking. He was freestyle rapping and seemed to really be saying just anything. He claimed that he would smack his opponent in the face like it's nothing. That dude was going sick. Smash'ems then went into rap and told J Rukus that he needed to stop rhyming random words out of the dictionary. He claimed to be a Jew and claimed that his opposition needed a weapon to defend himself. Smash'ems won this round of the freestyle battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle J Rukus went into spit claiming to have throat fucked Smash'ems girl and he claimed that his opponent wasn't beating him. He also implied that he would shoot his rival. Smash'ems went into rap and claimed that his opponent was a hooker. He said that the last time he seen his challenger that the man had a huge black eye and claimed that he would tear through his face like razor blades. Smash'ems won this round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

J Rukus went into rap again but i don't know what for nobody called an OT or over time round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvdQC7UEB0



Sunday, October 24, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Jess Jamez vs Ivan Da Great

Jess Jamez went into rhyme claiming that Ivan Da Great would probably talk about his eye brow. His lyrical skills were thorough he mentioned something about becoming the king of the Underground and accused his adversary of acting like a clown. He claimmed to be hungry and said that he told Poison Pen to feed him quick. He claimed that his opponent was a nobody from no where and accused him of being from a frat house. Ivan Da Great then went into rhyme and asked who Jess Jamez was. He claimed that his challenger couldn't think of a better name and accused him of being a bum. He claimed to be exposing his opponents flow and compared him to shadow boxing. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jess Jamez went in and implied Ivan Da Great pretending he won after he beat his ass. He accused his opposition of getting his swag from music videos with 50 cent, P Diddy, and Jay-z. He claimed that he would go to Russia to knock his adversary out. Ivan Da Great went in against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was sick enough to hog spit on his head. He even broke down his his opponents name and admit to being the 106 and park champion. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Jess Jamez went in and accused Ivan Da Great of being a homo and having fags. He made fun of his opposition's mother and tried to call him a transvestite. His last punchline is on my sick punchlines page. Ivan Da Great went into rhyme against Jess Jamez and claimed that he was done playing Jess Jamez foolish game. He seemed to be freestyle flowing and when he messed up the crowd started jumping in. He said that his adversary's wife looked like Gorilla Zoe. Jess Jamez won this round of the match based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tra5lIURj8



Saturday, October 23, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Oshea Vs Elz

Elz started the cypher first implying to get the match started and claimed to be a respected artist. He called Oshea Steven and accused him of spending most of his time with Jeff and Jarvis. He accused his adversary of losing like 5 battles and said that his he would probably come with gay jokes, comparisons, and look alike's. He claimed that his adversary's day consisted of snorting cocaine. Oshea then went into spit and called Elz Leroy. He said that he would leave his rival in all kinds of trouble and he accused him of supporting Liver pool. He claimed that he hated his challenger and didn't care how many views he had on Youtube. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Elz went in and implied starting the round with a question. He also tried to claim that Oshea was special needs and said a little more before messing up. He choked during his verse but caught back up and went in. He tried to imply that he wasn't giving his opponent aka Steven his money back. Oshea then went and spit about the way he punches and claimed to have set Elz up. He accused his challenger of sounding like one of the Happy Monday's and said that his adversary was having a crappy Sunday. He told his adversary to stop releasing mix tapes when nobody knows him and called his rhymes garbage. He seemed to be implying that his rival was a swaggerless fagot. Oshea won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap battle Elzwent into spit and claimed Oshea thought he was a bad man just because he doesn't stop at red lights. He seemed to be trying to imply that his adversary was one of the best new rappers on Don't Flop and said that he was getting head from his sister but she had lice in her hair so he got scared away. Oshea went into rhyme and said he could've came offensive in the battle like down south town folk. He claimed to be dropping raw and old school like a Commodore. He claimed that he would beat his opponent up real bad and put him in a ton of submissions. He claimed that he would whoop on T Rex's ass. He accused his opposition of premature ejaculation and had an explosive finish. Oshea won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNICHzCBuKg



WegohardTv Rap Battle - ( Twin Vs L3 )

Twin statrted the freestyle battle first and personally I thought he used the word Jagged Edge one too many times. He said that he would put L3 in the hood of the car and claimed that when he starts the engine he would burn to death. He claimed to have shook his swagger. L3 started this cypher first and claimed to be real fire. He compared Twin to going raw on a dirty girl and accused his rival of sounding like a retard when he rhymes. His flow more sloppy. He claimed that his rival would need military weapons to defeat him. Twin won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Twin went into rhyme and claimed that if L3 got too close he would warn him. He claimed to be from The ville and claimed to play while his adversary just sits on the benches. He even subliminally brought up the song Ring The Alarm by Beyonce. L3 went into rap and claimed that his adversary was no competition and tried to imply that somebody should tell Twin to stop it because he was gonna be damaged. He also made fun of his adversary's jeans. This rapper was clearly freestyle flowing. Twin won this round of the cypher in my opinion for sure.

In the third round of the rap clash Twin went into rhyme and asked L3 who he would send if he crushed him in the cypher. He compared his guns to a bitch and claimed that his adversary doesn't get women. He ended by implying that somebody help his adversary's team. L3 went into freestyle and claimed that he was accused of burning through sun block and seemed to be accusing him of using crack rocks. He claimed to be stove hot and started messing up. He called his rival a little nigga and claimed to have strong drugs. Twin won this round of the rap clash in my opinion as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxc_ql3ZlIc



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Monday, October 11, 2010

KOTD - PR2B8 R2 - Myselph vs Q

Q started the freestyle cypher first and called Myselph Lisa Lesley and a cracked out version of Wayne Gretzky. His lyrical skills during this round were tight but his punchlines weren't hard enough. The emcee known as Myselph then went into freestyle and seemed to be pressing the off button on Q. I think he was a tad bit lesser in this round and his flow was a kind of shaky. This round of the rhyme battle was deffinately won by Q.

In the second round of the freestyle match Q went in and seemed to be claiming that he didn't want to touch Myselph with fear of catching an std. He compared his adversary's shoes to his girls pussy after he sticks his whole hand in it. He claimed not to be conceited and said that he would die when he clashes with him. Myselph then went into the the cypher and claimed that there was no way of beating him. He then made fun of Q's shoes and tried to imply that he gets dressed blind folded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dicBrGyNQ



Thursday, October 7, 2010

KOTD - Rap Battle - Diaz vs Mike Flamez

Mike Flamez went into the rhyme battle and seemed to be thoroughly putting his rhymes together. He brought up the fact that he was from the U.S. and said Diaz is a chicken. He said the only reason his adversary was felt was because he wasn't from there and called his a fake ass Canadian. Diaz then went up to spit against Mike Flamez and claimed that Grind Time didn't respected him. He also accused his opposition of being a Wig-Ga and tried to call him a fake that gets clowned in Toledo. Diaz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the second round of the cypher Mike Flamez went in against Diaz and claimed that he wanted to battle somebody else originally. He subliminally used Justice McFly name in his raps and claimed to be twenty one. He was clearly spitting off the top and accused his adversary of working minimum wage. Diaz then went into spit and claimed to work at E 1 music then told him to meet him when he wants a record deal. He claimed to get more bitches than Mike Flamez even with broken shoes and called him pathetic. He compared his challenger to Nick Minaj referred to Loe Pesci. Diaz won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Mike Flamez went into spit and said Diaz just touched him. He seemed to be trying to bring up the match when Arcane started threatening Charone. He told his adversary that he might think he's getting better but he was only getting worse He said that his adversary was about to make him bring the word Wanksta back. Diaz then went into rhyme and said that Mike Flamez had a gay ass wrestler name. He claimed that DNA made his adversary look like a bitch. He compared his challengers style to Crueger trying to c walk. Diaz won this round as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiYvhT6v6c



Wednesday, October 6, 2010

KOTD - PR2B8 R2 - poRICH vs Dubz

Dubz started this freestyle cypher and said that poRICH is a bitch. He also called his opposition whack and said it sounded like had been smoking crack. He ended his verse claiming that his adversary's rhymes really sucked. poRICH then went into spit his verse and claimed that Dubz lost because he him self is a lot better and called him more stuck up then the bartenders. poRICH won this round of the freestyle match by a little bit more in my opinion.

In the second round of the mc clash Dubz then went into spit against poRICH and brought up Bruce Lee. He claimed to be a good writer. His the freestyle verse He claimed his would destroy his opponents. poRICH claimed to have an iller style then Dubz as well. poRICH won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzoGkNef1DQ

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KOTD - PR2B8 R2 - Charron vs Bartone

Charron started this freestyle against with a weird flow that was off beat and told Bartone he wasn't balling just because he has a Rapt-ors jersey. He claimed to have touched his opponents girl in her nibbles and ended accusing his opponent of not knowing what Brigante means. Bartone then went into freestyle and accused Charron of stealing from Knamelis. His flow was better. He called his opposition a clown and a disgrace. Bartone won this round of the freestyle match in my opinion.

In the second round of this cypher Charron talked crap about Bernie mack and claimed that after the mc clash he would kick Bartone's ass. Bartone then went into spit and claimed to sever spleens. He claimed that he didn't care about his oppositions punchlines and ended implying stabbing Charron with a javelin. Charron won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUMc5o1kHMY



PutUpOrShutUp Presents: Pryme Prolifik vs. Niggety Knux

Niggety Knux started the freestyle battle first and welcomed Pryme Prolifik to New Jersey. He claimed that his opponent had a lot of gimmicks and was thorough for a minute but after awhile he started saying anything. He said that his adversary's bars are hot but inconsistent. Pryme Prolifik then went into spit and called Niggety Knux a fagot that looks like lunch. He said that he wants to battle somebody his own size and to get his adversary some stilts and claimed that he would drop kick him. Pryme Prolifik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Niggety Knux then went into rhyme in the second round of this match and called Pryme Prolifik a mean herb. He also proceeded to make fat jokes about his adversary as well and said that his opponent stinks. He claimed to have came from the gutter and started saying anything towards the end. Pryme Prolifik then went into freestyle and claimed that his rival was barely old enough to step in the club. He lyrical skills were kind of thorough. He claimed that he could even beat his adversary with written's as well. Pryme Prolifik won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of this freestyle battle Niggety Knux said that he wasn't trying to get a buzz but was trying to flood the charts and said that he would stomp Pryme Prolifik with a Timberland. He told his adversary to get out of New Brunswick. He was straight when he went off the top. He claimed that his adversary doesn't get money. Pryme Prolifik then went in claiming he would break Niggety Knux's back and cripple his knees. He said that his adversary wasn't a pimp. He went hard at describing how he would beat his oppositions ass. Pryme Prolifik clearly won this round of the freestyle cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdtaY7_mFw




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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Bar Exam 6 / GTN Presents: Brick Sheffield (SO) vs Lex Diamond

Lex Diamond started the rap cypher first and claimed that his life was like a movie and seemed to be trying to call Brick Sheffield's life boring. He made fun of the way his adversary typed and called him a disgrace. He accused his opponent of getting a boner from the umpire and claimed that he would cut him and make his blood ooze in the dark. He called his opponents music trash at the end of his verse. Brick Sheffield then went into rhyme saying Lex Diamond's name and accused him of eating the asses of men. He also called his opposition a hoe that clearly can't handle the business and accused him of wearing purses. He tried to tell his adversary to kill himself. The rest of his metaphors were kind of dead. In my opinion Lex Diamond won this round of the match.

In the second round of the cypher Lex Diamond went into spit and made a bunch of comparisons to Brick Sheffield to people like Kid twist and claimed that Elton John could look at his adversary and call him gay. He even tried to call him a racist that enjoyed getting molested. Brick Sheffield then went and said that Lex Diamond talk a lot of shit and isn't a threat. He claimed that his challenger can't stand his rhymes and resents them. He called his adversary far from Hip Hop and a slum dog millionaire. His bark was surely larger than his bite and his punchlines weren't strong enough. Lex Diamond won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Lex Diamond then went into spit and said Brick Sheffield freestyles bad. He tried to accuses his opposition of not knowing who Barry White is. Brick Sheffield then went into rap and claimed that Lex Diamond would forever be in shadow. He started messing up towards the end of his rap verse shamelessly. Lex Diamond won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5OWv7dxvzY



Sunday, October 3, 2010

No Coast Battles: NFact vs. VoKab

NFact started the rap clash first and asked VoKab how he got his name. He started messing up and had a long pause and free-styled the rest of his verse. He made fun of the way the guys head looks and said that he would delete his adversary. He ended his bars cursing at the person behind his opposition. VoKab started his verse trying to call NFact poor and threatened to hit him with a powerful impact. He then ended his rap verse with a farmer joke on his challenger. VoKab won this round based on his rival's slip ups.

In the second round of this hip hop battle NFact then went in against VoKab and said somebody hit him up for the match. He called his opposition the worst rapper from the worst division. He called his opposition an ugly freak and Dr Jeckle midway through transformation. He tried to call his opposition weird and claimed that he would leave him bleeding. VoKab then went into spit and seemed to be trying to accuse NFact of making a mockery. He accused his opposition of robbing Doc Waffles and Yadi Supreme. He even threatened to kidnap the mans chicken and said that he would leave him in a box. This round of the rhyme battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher NFact went in and said that when VoKab does shows he doesn't make it through the courses. He claimed that he didn't there was anyway his opposition could beat him in a battle. He claimed that went through his opponents whole family. VoKab then went into spit tried to accuse NFact of not being use to black people. He said that Missouri was the most cultural place his adversary had been in his life. He claimed that his adversary was a bitch that he shouldn't have wasted time trying to rap against. He brought up a good point about his adversary's name. In my opinion NFact won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM3V4zb59_M




Thursday, September 30, 2010

Rap Battle: Nicc Baggz Vs. jay Black.mov

Jay Black started the mc cypher first and said there was nothing to talk about when he gets strapped up then called himself a dime sack. Nicc Baggz then went in cursing at his opposition and accused him of having fake diamonds. He told Jay Black to stop rapping and seemed to be trying to imply that he should take his music to south Texas. He bragged about the guns he had as well. Nicc Baggz won this round of the match in my opinion.

Jay Black then went in to the second round to flow and cursed at Nicc Baggz then compared him to some wrinkled clothes. He ended claiming that he is sick in the booth. Nicc Baggz then went into rhyme and asked Jay Black what he was talking about because he runs the south. He said that his oppositions outfit comes from hustleman. This round of the rap clash was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the tournament Nicc Baggz then went into spit and asked his opposition what he was talking about. He said that he wasn't a security guard. Jay Black then went in to rhyme showing off his thorough lyrical skills. He said he keeps his iron tight and waved his middle finger. Jay Black won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVt6_b5z3oQ



Saturday, September 25, 2010

Rap Battle TV: Smash'ems/Freebase vs. Dextah Dunx/The Poet Trees

Smash'ems anxiously started this freestyle battle first and seemed to have messed up in his verse. When jumped back in he tried to imply that his adversary's were fagots and Freebase mad gay jokes as well. Smash'ems then went in to say that everybody knew that Dextah Dunx was a queer. Dextah Dunx then went into the cypher cursing at his two challengers then The Poet Trees went in and said that Freebase had never seen a pussy. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of becoming a contortionist so he could lick his own penis and The Poet Trees cursed at Kat. He ended his verse admitting to be fat. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the freestyle battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the freestyle match Freebase went in and she light on the fact that his partner had a broken arm. He claimed that his opposition was the reason that fourteen year old girls carry mace. Smash'ems tried to say his opponents weren't entertaining. Dextah Dunx accused Freebase of eating lubed anus and accused them of being fagots again. The Poet Trees seemed to think Smash'ems looks like a life sized elf. Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of Freebase claimed Dextah Dunx and The Poet Trees stepped up there relationship. Smash'ems claimed to have t shirts older than his opponents. Smash'ems claimed that he should take The Poet Trees writing pen and stab Dextah Dunx in the throat. The Poet Trees got on his challenger vagina hair and called Smash'ems an ass hole for swearing in front of little kids. Dextah Dunx was going sick and sometimes wasn't saying anything good but he was funny. Smash'ems and Freebase won this round of the cypher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VyDhtiaZTk



PutUpOrShutUp Presents: The Wrist vs. Mondo

The Wrist started this freestyle battle first apologizing that he had to use Mondo as a door mat. He even was talking about how hip hop was like when he was growing up and claimed that emcees be biting off of Thesaurus. He claimed that he didn't even feel like he was rhyming. He told his adversary to crawl back into the club that he came through. I was impressed by his good display of lyricism even though he was free-styling. Mondo then went into spit and claimed that The Wrist was confused and compared him to a guy that looks like a guy that doesn't know how to divide. He messed up then said that his adversary is like a bad buzzard flying high. He reminded the crowd that he was spitting off the top and called him a four eyes. He said that his challengers sneakers look like slippers. The Wrist won this round of the freestyle match up in my opinion.

In round two The Wrist claimed that rhyming against him was something that you really need to think through. He seemed to have made an educated guess that Mondo didn't know what he was getting into and accused him of being jinxed. He then started to get real lyrical and promoted his own album. He referred to his adversary's music as junk and compared it to pigs flying and tried to say that his flow was old. Mondo then went into rhyme and claimed that he really had to clown The Wrist. He had a lot mess ups. He made fun of his opponent's eye brows and pants. The Wrist won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle The Wrist called Mondo worse than a no name. He then got lyrical and syllabic again. He claimed that he rather die then to hear his opposition spit another verse. Mondo then went into spit against The Wrist and was a bit better during this round of the cypher. Towards the end he kept on saying I don't know which really ruined it.The Wrist won this round of the lyrical battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6IIvy5Q7E




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