DeastroDollar started this exhibition first and told Deuce that he wasn't too fond of the match up. He then insisted that there bars were not equal and guessed that Dirt did research on him. He then went onto elaborate about his gun work and said he could have done research on him as well but didn't need to. Dirt then went into rhyme and showed off his lyrical skills. He tried to call his rival a dub retard who stunned himself with a stun gun and a fraudulent hustler. Dirt won this round of the cypher.
In the second round of the rhyme battleDeastroDollar was obviously taunting Dirt abut what he spit in the first round of the exhibition. He then called him a joke and showed off his lyrical abilities. The man called his adversary the white version of Nocando. Dirt then went into flow and claimed DeastroDollar was a sacrificial lama. He then told his challenger to move back to Long Island for being a disgrace to Georgia and used his own name in the context of a shirt stain. He had a quotable punchline as well and ended off comparing his adversary to every weak writer he beat in a street cypher. Dirt won this round of the cypher.
In the third round of this cypherDeastroDollar went into rhyme and claimed to be tired of nerd emcees trying to be hard. He claimed Dirt was lackingcharisma and implied his adversary was lucky he didn't put up money. He ended his verse with a victory speech and claimed he spit his verse without spilling his drink. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to respect DeastroDollar 's gangster. He made fun of his rival's height and compared him to Loaded Lux, Conceited, and Trex. He then used his adversary's style against him with thoroughly elaborated twist on it. He asked whis opponent what type of guns he was working with. Dirt won this round of the cypher.
Jimmy The Loch started the lyrical battle calling Dirt a clone. He also called him a a whack MC and a freakish human being. He was a lyrical emcee in this round.. He called his rival a premature fetus and claimed that he was surprised how all he was. He ended his bar comparing his adversary to a Steven King movie. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that the crowd knew what he would do to him. He also mocked the speed and flow of Jimmy The Loch. He basically gave his challenger pointer during this round of the match. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the rhyme battleJimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed Dirt was addicted to Jello pudding. He then accused his adversary of jacking off on his mothers computer and accused him of spitting bull shit. He then said subliminally tried to call his opponent a rock head. Dirt then went into rhyme and tried to accuse Jimmy The Loch of trying to be black. He has a mess up in his verse. This round of the exhibition was won by Jimmy The Loch in my opinion.
In the third round of the lyrical matchJimmy The Loch went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was supposed to be the Upstate division's Golden Boy. He then said his adversary had Polaroids of Soldier boy and had much aggression in his ending. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to be well equipped. He then accused Jimmy The Loch of having bad hygiene and compared him to a wood gnome. Dirt won this round based on his smooth ending in my opinion.
Dirt then went into rhyme against Jimmy The Loch during the second round to fight and didn't hesitate to mess up. He had fat insults on his adversary and showed the capability of his rhyming skills. Jimmy The Loch then went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was a zombie with human make up on. He then claimed to be a lethal force. He brought the Andy Milonakis & Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks & L Moneybattle and the Daze vs Dirtmatch. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the competition in my opinion.
Apex started the match introducing everyone to Dirt and claimed his rivals crew was called the Goon Platoon. He accused his adversary of sounding like a squad of fagots and cowards. He accused his opposition of of wanting to be Dirt Bag Dan and claimed to be from Baltimore. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed his rival was a fruit. He then accused Apex of talking about guns that he didn't shoot. He also brought up his rivals match with PG Skillet and called him the black version of Fresco and white version of Conceited. He claimed that he would force feed his rival a fist and leave him internally bleeding. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the matchApex went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was the type to bust a nut early when he gets a girl and claimed to be a real smooth guy. He claimed that his opponent probably doesn't get pussy and compared his career to watching8 Mile backwards. He told Jus One to give him some tips for thinking he's getting with him. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed Apex's mother's vagina was so loose that she came out of her pussy shooting. He made face jokes about his adversary about his adversary being deformed. Apex won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
In the third round of the matchApex went into spit and claimed Dirt was stupid. He then claimed his adversary was stupid and claimed he never seen a real dude ride before. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that Apex had the figure of someone who figure skates. He claimed that he should've had his adversary misses raped. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.
In the fourth round of the exhibitionDirt went into rhyme and claimed he didn't care who wroteApex's rhymes. He then Suggested his rhyming departure and claimed he needed a practical barber. He then claimed his adversary looks like he got high honors with an Aids test. He then went into rhyme and tried to accuse his opponent of having a weird shaped body. Apex then went into rhyme and claimed that he wanted to battle big dogs. He claimed to have turned Dirt mother into a junkie. Apex won this round of the cypher in my opinion.
Daze started the MC Battle first and told a story about how he came to battleDirt. He referencedIvan Da great. He claimed that he poke his adversary's skin with holes and mentioned his match with Amazing Crack. Dirt then went into spit wishing that Daze would swallow his microphone and die. He then compared his adversary to an imaginary tricycle ride and compared his rhyme deliveryBilly mays trying to sellOxi clean. He then compared his adversary's block to a Canadian Hockey team and seemed to have implied that he was basic trash. Dirt won this round of the exhibition.
In the second round of the lyrical battleDaze went into rhyme and claimed that Dirt started to rap claiming he was a letter short from rape. He then implied Jus-One and Amazing Crack had sex with his rival's mother. He also mentioned sodomizing his mother. Dirt went into spit lyrically and made physical jokes about Daze working out. He spent most of his bars with a lyrically describing of his adversary. Thi round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
Daze then went in and accused Dirt of being a biter and claimed that he would expose him for being fraudulent. He brought Soul Khan and seemed to be implying that Dirtbag Dan was his partner. He ended his verse trying to basically call his adversary a reject. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that Daze was the only human who had more rows of teeth than a shark. He also accused him of transforming into a mythical creature and started forgetting his lines towards the end of his bars. Daze won this round of the match in my opinion.
Dirt started the rap clash talking about some kind of drag queen photo with AC(Amazin Crack) in it. He tried to call his opposition of being bi curious and tried to call him in the closet. He ended his verse claiming he'd beat his rival with his own new born. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into spit and tried subliminally used Just one, Poison Pen, Lush One when he started his verse. He called his rival sweet and accused Dirt of having cool aid running through his veins. In my opinion Dirt won this round of the cypher.
In the next round of the rhyme battleDirt went into spit and thoroughly showed off his lyrical skills. He asked how AC(Amazin Crack) was a head liner and told him to get out of his division. He said that he would stomp on his adversary until his corpse was twitching and rip his insides out. AC(Amazin Crack) went in and claimed to play t ball with his girl friends mouth. He subliminally used DNA's name in his verse. He said that his adversary would probably bring up his battle with Soul Khan he would beat his rival's mother a plastic chair. He seemed to be comparing his opponent to Dirt bag Dan, Hollohan, or Real deal and This round of the match was a tie.
In the third round of the cypherDirt went into rhyme and claimed that if Diva status was dollars AC(Amazin Crack) could retire from it. He told his opponent to put away his gun because he wouldn't fire it. He tried to say that his opposition sounded like a gay version of Cortez. AC(Amazin Crack) then went into rhyme and accused AC(Amazin Crack) of drinking semen. He called his adversary extremely gay and accused him of looking like he permenantly over dosed off prescription medicines. This round of the rap clash was a tie.
In the fourth round of lyrical battleAC(Amazin Crack) said after you could call Dirt fertilizer after he was finished with him and compared his girl to PH eating a cheese steak. He comparing himself to Ecstasy. Dirt then went into spit and tried to imply that AC(Amazin Crack) was out of the closet. He brought up something his opposition said about Ivan Da Great said that his opposition plays a fagot in his private life. Dirt surely won this round of the match.
Mr Sell started the lyrical battle first to claim that he was on a higher level and claimed that Dirtbagged Dan. He claimed his opponent rapping about his government name wouldn't hurt and subliminally used Joe Dirt's name. He ended his verse claiming to have Nick Jr money. Dirt then went into rhyme and said Mr Sellspitsgeneric. He called his challenger fictional and told a story about attacking his adversary's family. He accused his opponent of throwing fits and called his style basic. He then ended his verseimitating his opponent. Dirt won this round of the match in my opinion.
In the second round of the rhyme battleMr Sell went into say that Dirt gets photo's of naked guys poster size. He tried to make fun of his oppositions girl and call her fat. He compared his rival to a dirtyFubushirt and implied that he would turn him into a puddle of mud. Dirt then went into lyricallyrhyme and seemed to be comparing this match to neutralizing a sickle cell outbreak. He accused Mr Sell of being the offspring of a Walrus and a Jewish guy. He claimed that Jus Daze couldn't even fill in the mark that his opponent was losing by. He claimed that his adversary's mix tape should be crucified. Mr Sell won this round of the cypher in my opinion.
In the third round of the lyrical match upMr Sell went into spit and called Dirt a cup cake. He accused his opposition of Knocking boots with Johnny Danger and compared him to a boxer and a hound. He called his rival a blunt wrap. The boy Dirt then went into rhyme calling Mr Sell a clown and had a lot to say about his teeth. He accused his challenger of opening cans of soup with his tooth and even referencedIvan da great towards the end of his bar. Dirt won this round of the match.
In the fourth round of the lyrical battleDirt went into spit and told a story about Mr Sell having a car crash on his way to the cypher. He told his rival that he wasn't Iron Solomon and accused him of doing colorful antic's when he rhymes. Mr Sell then went into this round of the competition and claimed that it was weak for Dirt to have spit a round of tooth jokes about him. He told a story about his adversary going to band camp and called his father a racist farmer. This round of the live match was a tie in my opinion.
Dirt started this rap battle first and brought up the fact that Event does live performances . He called his rival an artsy queer and threatened to turn him into an ugly scene. He said that his adversary looks like Brock Lesnar's retarded little brother. He then showed off his lyrical abilities. He accused his adversary of not being able to get laid and his metaphor for that was thorough. Event then went into spit against Dirt and accused Dirt of needing a hug. This emcee also showed off his lyrical abilities as well. He tried to imply that his opponent was a waste of flesh and called him a weak piece of shit. He called his opposition a stuttering bum that gets swept under the rug and his rhymes were straight but his punchlines weren't as hard. In my opinion Dirt won this round of the cypher.
In the second round of the rap clashDirt went into spit and referred to Event as being his adversary. He accused his adversary of getting beat with every branch off his family tree. he claimed that his opposition should have stood in the mirror and battled for free and seemed to be implying that his rival would lose. He claimed that his adversary got destroyed and had the brains of a momma's boy. He called his rival a clown and called his material gay and generic. At the end he told his opposition to explain what his strategy was. Event then went into say that he went into finish what Kollision and said that the upstate division was through if Dirt was the best in Syracuse. He claimed that his challenger use to get teased as a young boy and nobody thought of him as real MC. His last statement was kind of hot. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.
In the third round of the the cypherDirt started to rhyme and said that Event seemed to be implying that he had a big head. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponent was the son of John Goodman. He called his opposition a gay weak fruit and called him a spineless geek. Event then went into spit and accused Dirt of watching unappropriated videos. He accused his rival of being a bitch no matter which way he changes his gender. He claimed to be better at everything and told his adversary to just accept it and shush. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.
In the fourth round of the matchEvent then went into rhyme and said that he almost didn't challenge Dirt because he wasn't really that nice. He called his adversary poor as hell and claimed that a smack from him would knock his challenger across the map a couple inches. He claimed to have more important things to do and claimed that his opponent looks half dead. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to have proved himself worthy in his tryout. He gave Event a thank you and claimed that the man helped him out then called him gay. He even mentioned Andy Milonakis and said he would expose his lines and said that he wouldn't see overtime. In my opinion
Kollision started the rap battlespitting his verse like an announcer talking about Dirt and asked him why there is a thirty year old even trying out. He called his adversary a homeless looking bitch that is dirty. He said that his adversary messaged him on Myspace and he said that he screwed his sister. He accused him of eating his own sister out. Dirt called Kollision a screw face and told him to listen and seemed to be messing up at the beginning. He jumped in and accused his rival of getting duck taped and butt raped in prison and accused him of watching 8 Mile a lot. He accused his adversary of looking like Bret Michaels and said that he heard his voice over a beat and said there was nothing there. He had thorough punchlines and I dug the way he put rhymes together. He told his adversary to get him a box of dutches. This round of the match was a tie.
Kollision said that he was playing for 3 and 0 with no possible O.T. for the second round of the lyrical showdown. He said that his Dirtvoice is too deep to understand and called him a pedophile and his favorite cologne is teenspirit and he switched the guys name up right quick. He accused his adversary of turning man to bitch like Tyler Perry and accused his adversary of sucking a penis. He said that his adversary got knocked trying to hustle and said that his adversary sucks as a hustler but sucks worse as a boss. He called his opponent old tried to imply that he should have been the one who died. Dirt went in to rap next and he was a thorough lyricist. He said that Kollisionsounds like a nerd. He accused his opponent of impersonating Kevin Federline and said that his adversary should shoot himself in the head instead of rhyme. He told his adversary that he was a joke to him. He mentioned Iron Solomon as well. This round of the rap cypher was a tie.
Kollision started to rap next and said lets make this clearer and called his Dirt a fruit that kept on staring at his Addams apple. He called Dirt's mother and seemed to be calling her loose. he tried to call his opponent a fake. He called this battle maximum carnage and claimed that he would get part of his opponents team to hit him up. He said that he would find his kids just to tel them that there father is a bum and a chicken that needs to dis appear. Dirt went in to rap next an called Kollision a fake crook. He tried to imply that his adversary is terrible at spitting and accused him of not holding a ratchet. He called adversary's Adams apple mind boggling and claimed that he tried wallowing Iron Solomon. He told his opposition to find a bottle and chill instead of trying to find a following and called him a rhyming reject. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.
In the third round of this rap battleDirt went in and told Kollision to shut up when a track is on. He claimed that he doesn't mess with whack songs and compared him to Asher Roth. He called his adversary a prick and said that he would say a minute long fabrication and said DzK denied doing tracks with his challenger. This round was clearly spent telling his adversary's life story and called him a geek. he ended off saying this was his house bye. Dirt then went in to defend himself against Kollision and was spitting deep metaphor raps that were kind of hard to figure out at first and said that his adversary begged to begged to be a Grind Time Rapper. He accused his opponent of giving him a swim suit. This round of the lyricist clash was a tie in my opinion
