Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs Event

Dirt started this rap battle first and brought up the fact that Event does live performances . He called his rival an artsy queer and threatened to turn him into an ugly scene. He said that his adversary looks like Brock Lesnar's retarded little brother. He then showed off his lyrical abilities. He accused his adversary of not being able to get laid and his metaphor for that was thorough. Event then went into spit against Dirt and accused Dirt of needing a hug. This emcee also showed off his lyrical abilities as well. He tried to imply that his opponent was a waste of flesh and called him a weak piece of shit. He called his opposition a stuttering bum that gets swept under the rug and his rhymes were straight but his punchlines weren't as hard. In my opinion Dirt won this round of the cypher.

In the second round of the rap clash Dirt went into spit and referred to Event as being his adversary. He accused his adversary of getting beat with every branch off his family tree. he claimed that his opposition should have stood in the mirror and battled for free and seemed to be implying that his rival would lose. He claimed that his adversary got destroyed and had the brains of a momma's boy. He called his rival a clown and called his material gay and generic. At the end he told his opposition to explain what his strategy was. Event then went into say that he went into finish what Kollision and said that the upstate division was through if Dirt was the best in Syracuse. He claimed that his challenger use to get teased as a young boy and nobody thought of him as real MC. His last statement was kind of hot. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the the cypher Dirt started to rhyme and said that Event seemed to be implying that he had a big head. He seemed to be trying to imply that his opponent was the son of John Goodman. He called his opposition a gay weak fruit and called him a spineless geek. Event then went into spit and accused Dirt of watching unappropriated videos. He accused his rival of being a bitch no matter which way he changes his gender. He claimed to be better at everything and told his adversary to just accept it and shush. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the match Event then went into rhyme and said that he almost didn't challenge Dirt because he wasn't really that nice. He called his adversary poor as hell and claimed that a smack from him would knock his challenger across the map a couple inches. He claimed to have more important things to do and claimed that his opponent looks half dead. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to have proved himself worthy in his tryout. He gave Event a thank you and claimed that the man helped him out then called him gay. He even mentioned Andy Milonakis and said he would expose his lines and said that he wouldn't see overtime. In my opinion

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