Grind Time Now Presents: P.G. Skillet vs Apex (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

P.G. Skillet started the rhyme battle he said Apex ain't got no doe and his ex girl said that he's cheap with money and when his crew leaves the battle they are gonna mess with her claiming one of them might get her pregnant. He asked Apex where his Wheaties is at since he is feeling like a champ. He compared his rival to Peedi Crack. His delivery was in your face and he said he doesn't care where he's at he'll steel off and compared Apex to black women, trying to say that he has a hoe attitude. P.G. Skillet said pistol whip his opponents momma put the pump up to his daddy head. Apex started his rap verse introducing himself and would've introduced his challenger but he forgot the challengers name. He said that if he takes P.G. Skillet off his block that he'd most likely comeback and bum rush him with the cops and tried to call him a dirty cop, he even said that he seen P.G. Skillet writing a parking ticket. He said that he could tell his opposition was lame because of his introduction. Apex also mentioned his losses but said he was high so he didn't care. He said that P.G. Skillet watched The Wire to get prepared for him. He ended by saying that his dudes keep guns that you only see on the military channel. This round of the cypher was a tie.

P.G. Skillet started the second round of this rhyme battle calling himself strategic and said he knew that it might be a Tennis match. He told what seemed to be a fictional story about how he looked up Apex online and found him. First of all Apex is a hard keyword to rank for especially when that's is the name of a popular television company. He called his opponents mother a nasty looking porn star that looked like Shrek and made fun of the guys sister , said she had ashy lips. He said that he smells like his whole done gone bad. He said no matter how much Apex cleans his house he still have a house that smells like chitterlings. Apex started his verse saying this is hardcore Hon city where they blaze the weapon. He said he thought P.G. Skillet was a soldier until he shot him in his shoulder and then he started crying. He accused his challenger of practicing bestiality. He accused his rival of doing a voice over for the cartoon called "The Boondocks" and accused him of spitting gay raps. Apex took this round for sure when he described P.G. Skillet's girl this is what gave him the win in my opinion.

In the third round of the tournament P.G. Skillet told the crowd to check his girl then he wasted no time rapping. He told a story about Apex's life and said that he wakes up in the morning taking orders from his girl. He tried to imply that Apex wasn't the man in the house and has a girl friend that treats him like his mother probably would. P.G. Skillet got in his face and seemed to be trying to imply that he could fight him and doesn't need a gun and seemed to be the trying to use big words when he called his rival a vegan, I just didn't expect him to say that. Apex started his round basically saying screw P.G. Skillet and said he had an on the phone interview with his mother, she is apparently wanting a lover. He said that she is so ugly she makes you wanna cut your dick of instead of have sex with her. He called his challenger the guy from South Park and told that he should'v came with better rhymes and better bars because his name sounds like a restaurant. He called his challenger food and said that he wanted some one else to take his place at the end. Apex equated P.G. Skillet to being nothing but a snack. P.G. Skillet won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Apex started rapping first in this round of the cypher he said that he is somebody and his challenger is nobody and he is a somebody basically. He said that he would shoot his rivals hair line to the back of his neck. He said that his opponent is a small fry. He told him screw his style and everything that he came with. He called P.G. Skillet a lame bitch because of where he comes from. He said that P.G. is known for sucking DC's dick. He started to freestyle towards the end of his verse. P.G. Skillet began rapping soon after Apex finished and countered Apex's last insult that he made about his hood. He tried to imply that his opponent was wrong and they don't suck D.C.'s dick. P.G. Skillet implied that his rival isn't respected in his Baltimore and said that he ain't got no hands. He said that Apex will fail if he's testing him and bragged that all he's smoking is the best of weed. P.G. Skillet went on to make fun of Apex's clothes and said he is leaving his opponents girl. This round of the match up was hard to judge I would call this a this round a tie.

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Grind Time Now Presents: KO vs Eskwyre (GTN DMV Tryout Battle)

>KO started the battle first calling Eskwyre fake and a homo thief. He also said that his opponent ain't Eminem, Dizaster, illmaculate, or Iron Solomon almost as if he's trying to call him a wannabe. He said that he 's allergic to fakes and that he's sick of white boys who try to act black and said somebody get him a Snickers. He called his opposition a snitch then asked who put his finger tips on the pictures and said that he's sick with the flow. KO then said he is a jiggle-low and that he would put it to his adversary's hoe and that she keeps coming back for more. He said that he is nasty with it splashy with it and said his opponent need some lotion you flow ashy with it. He called the mans jeans ashy fitted and said that his jeans are so small they have a one testicle limit. He said that his rival had to get a vasectomy just to wear the outfit. Eskwyre went in and said he would turn the cypher into a knockout exhibition and said that KO can't handle Pro Tools. He said that he scribbles with his gun and he'd shoot his kids moms and dads. He said that he's so strapped with macs that you know he's selling Ipads and said he would put wholes in him like the numbers 4, 5, 9, and 2, 2,. He said he'd put so many numbers on his chest that his challenger would look like some Japanese character. He said that his opposition has an imaginary record career. Eskwyre said that if he doesn't come at him with a gun or a knife he'll put a hit on him and that'll be the only contract he ever gets in his life and he told him to take a good look so he can see just what a star is. Eskwyre won this round of the battle.

In the second round of this cypher KO said that his opponent is talking about how he's letting all of these guns off but he's sweating and nervous, smelling like wet dog. He said that he'd put him on his knees like kids that be acting up in the mall and drag him through the store. He tried to imply that his opposition is a homo sexual and that he hops on cocks. He called himself TNT and called his adversary a fire cracker. He said that he brings the drama so you better bring you armor or bring a black dress for his mother. KO said that he has a musical group and his four five and is in a singing line and it likes to spit. He said Eskwyre's girl has a crush on his penis and she sucks it like a drink. He proceeded to elaborated on how he gets head from her he said he knocks her head on the back board and she be like stop it. He said that he's fly as a pilot. The last statement that he made was that he was the hottest but no he's not Gothic. Eskwyre went in and started rapping and said so you talk about running the hip hop game like you really do it yo but he asked him why he's on Facebook asking for 650 dollars for his home studio. He said that KO is selling his PS3 and controller because he has no money. He said the only thing that his adversary is not making money off of is people playing his tracks on the radio. He asked his challenger how he's gonna support himself. Eskwyre said it's ironic that he reps Virginia but his rival only has common wealth. He said that your a no invitation don't even try guy and said that he rocks Cashmere and Argyle while his opposition got his clothes from K Marts discount aisle. He said that his welfare wealth look is the fake. He said it makes him wanna hang his head and cry because his taxes are paying for his adversary. Eskwyre won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the match up KO said that he has a hit list and his opponent is on the list and told a story about how he looked him up and couldn't find him then called him a John Doe. He said that he'll hit a nigga with a combo and said that he would beat his mother from the back like a Congo but I think he meant bongo. He said he ain't got to make it rain no poncho. He said that he is too proper and his rival is Luke warm but he's too hotter. He said come around this place we from DC you'll get your ass stomped like that lion on the Lion King. KO said that he'd hit Eskwyre with a chopper and make him do a dance. He equated his adversary's flow to Boo Boo and said he doesn't even know why they brought him here and he doesn't know about the rhymes that he thought he hears. He said niggas all up in his face talking about the Myspace. He said he'll hit the dude with a forty five and make his side break. He compared his opponents legs to a vibrator at the end. When Eskwyre spit his verse he said that his rival is acting hard like he's a cat that he wouldn't wanna meet but if he seen him on the street he wouldn't cross the street and said that his heart wouldn't skip a beat. He countered KO pretty thoroughly and said that he's hardcore like the center of an apple. He said that battling his opposition wasn't even a challenge. He equated his adversary to premature ejaculation and said that he apparently couldn't even come correct. Eskwyre said he always rolls deep with a bunch of white men behind him and called them a snow man army but said he couldn't melt him and his home boys because it's been three rounds butt he still ain't spit no heat. Eskwyre won this round of the rap cypher.

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GRIND TIME NOW DMV "LIL NAY VS BREEZE"

BREEZE started the rap clash and BREEZE seemed to have spent most of his rap verse saying nothing. BREEZE was on slipping up in the middle of his rap verse whack made it even worse. LIL NAY went hard and had a ton of metaphors and a sick rap delivery. LIL NAY spoke about what's going on in Maryland for the first round of this rap battle and his last punchline was hot. LIL NAY won this round of the rap cypher.

In the second round of the rap cypher BREEZE spit his rap verse the best punchline I heard from BREEZE was the first rhyme he spit during this round. BREEZE still had a boring rap verse. LIL NAY started off wishing bad things on his opponent BREEZE. LIL NAY had to many quotable punchlines in this round of the cypher. LIL NAY won this round of the rap clash.

In the third round of this rap cypher BREEZE tried to go hard but his rhymes were straight. BREEZE seemed to be spitting a freestyle rap verse or maybe he forgot his written rap verse. LIL NAY went hard in this round of they tried to stop him before he finish his rap verse but LIL NAY had more lyrics to spit. LIL NAY won this round of the cypher hands down.

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GRIND TIME NOW DMV "LIL D VS SLICE" 1

In the first round of this rap battle LIL D started the cypher off with a super explosive delivery. LIL D was a dog off the leash and started off this rap cypher by making mad comparisons and putting it into his rhyme verse. LIL D's rap verse was on of the most creative verses I heard this week. SLICE 1 had hot punchlines and metaphors but his rap delivery was inconsistent and SLICE 1 was messing up when he spit his rap verse. LIL D won this round of the rap battle because SLICE 1 just didn't come hard enough.

In the second round of the rap cypher LIL D went in with a hardcore rap delivery. LIL D went hard but he didn't have enough punchlines but he was full of personality and charisma.LIL D had to stop rapping before he was ready SLICE 1 was making rap jokes about his girl and his hygiene. SLICE 1's last punchline was perhaps the best punchline of round 1. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion.

In round 3 of the rap battle LIL D was hungry but he was freezing up and he tried to make up for it with a mediocre punchline I guess I didn't really understand what he said. By round 3 the only thing hot in my opinion was LIL D's rap delivery. SLICE 1 had hotter punchlines and metaphors but he was messing up and his rap verse had less consistency. LIL D won this round of the rap clash he might have froze up but it sounded smoother plus he had a better crowd reaction even though I think most of the people there were friends of his.

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