Saturday, January 8, 2011

Grind Time Now presents: Apex vs Dirt

Apex started the match introducing everyone to Dirt and claimed his rivals crew was called the Goon Platoon. He accused his adversary of sounding like a squad of fagots and cowards. He accused his opposition of of wanting to be Dirt Bag Dan and claimed to be from Baltimore. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed his rival was a fruit. He then accused Apex of talking about guns that he didn't shoot. He also brought up his rivals match with PG Skillet and called him the black version of Fresco and white version of Conceited. He claimed that he would force feed his rival a fist and leave him internally bleeding. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Apex went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was the type to bust a nut early when he gets a girl and claimed to be a real smooth guy. He claimed that his opponent probably doesn't get pussy and compared his career to watching 8 Mile backwards. He told Jus One to give him some tips for thinking he's getting with him. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed Apex's mother's vagina was so loose that she came out of her pussy shooting. He made face jokes about his adversary about his adversary being deformed. Apex won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Apex went into spit and claimed Dirt was stupid. He then claimed his adversary was stupid and claimed he never seen a real dude ride before. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that Apex had the figure of someone who figure skates. He claimed that he should've had his adversary misses raped. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the exhibition Dirt went into rhyme and claimed he didn't care who wrote Apex's rhymes. He then Suggested his rhyming departure and claimed he needed a practical barber. He then claimed his adversary looks like he got high honors with an Aids test. He then went into rhyme and tried to accuse his opponent of having a weird shaped body. Apex then went into rhyme and claimed that he wanted to battle big dogs. He claimed to have turned Dirt mother into a junkie. Apex won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTdaStkDrHQ



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