Showing posts with label rapping battling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rapping battling. Show all posts

Friday, August 27, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: Lee Hustle vs Jesse James

Lee Hustle started to rap next and asked the crowd if they remember his Jesse James and he tried to imply that his adversary wasn't real. He said that he had twin forty's and said his guns were metal. He called his opponent the worst up out the Midwest. He said that his adversary has no street status and said he would treat him like a futon. He said that he would go up in his adversary's house and said he reps the bloods. Jesse James hopped in to the match calling Lee Hustle dirty and said called the guy 27 going on thirty. He also brought up his challengers losses and accused him of spending nights alone crying and eating. He claimed to have friends from zone six and end his dreams. He said that G soldier made him his bitch and Brixx Belvedere gave him the left hand. He brought up the name of a few record labels in his punchlines as well and said he'd find him when he hits the studio to record. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Lee Hustle went in and made fun of Jesse James shoes. He called his adversary a lie and potato pie. He said that he pops off and get ugly then said he would stomp him with his uptowns and carve a check in his face. He even brought a stage prop to his match. He called his rival pussy and accused him of fronting and accused him of not clapping anything. He claimed to get head from his adversary's girl and accused him of meeting his baby mother off of Myspace. He accused his opponent of choosing rap because football didn't work out and claimed he had BK on his side. Jesse James went in to rhyme next and said that Lee Hustle hypes up his lyrics like he's doing a good job and said the last time he did a good job rapping was on Christmas. He told his challenger that if he really wants to see him he better get rid of all his old shit like Gucci. He said that his mother told him he better not lose. He claimed to have bars for Syah Boy as well and called himself a conductor. This round of the cypher was a tie since I didn't get the stage prop.

In the third round of the rap clash Lee Hustle claims to have used the internet to get his buzz up and said his gun is good and it would tear his mug up. He claims to have cheese and said that his Jesse James's bitch calls him the macaroni. He threatened to grab his adversary's mother by the neck and make her suck his penis. He said that his adversary's bars are average and his is like Patrick. He said that his home boy told him not to take the battle. Jesse James went in to spit and said that he likes to provoke people. He said that he didn't take the match for Lee Hustle and claimed to have took it because Shotgun Suge and Cortez. keep ducking him. He said that his shots were meant for someone else but his challenger got caught in the middle that makes him an innocent by-standard. He said he would reposess his soul and not give his life back. This round of the rap battle was a tie.

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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Grind Time Now Presents: PT vs Dreams

PT started the rap battle asking if his opponent has an S on his chest and a cape on? He told a story about how Dreams got to find out he was battling. He called himself a super emcee that would run through his adversary with ease. He called his opponent a Lil Nigga and told him he'd get messed up for stepping up and made jokes about his girl claiming that she doesn't have a big butt but she knows how to give head. He had a punchline that was referring to Morris Chestnut but I think that metaphor was straight it got a little bit too much reaction from the crowd in my opinion then he compared his opposition to a bar and grill. PT claimed to be nice and said his that his rival wouldn't be nice no matter how many times he waves his hands around and dances around it was kind of funny the way he presented it. Dreams started his verse saying that he's Kobe with an Ice Grill then said that he would lean him like some NY-quill and then I liked how he tried to rhyme Bible with it that's funny. What made this rapper stand out more than his opponent to me was his live delivery and called PT the Charles Hamilton type. He tried to say that his opponent has a small penis according to a girl he messes with and tried to incorporate a bit of horror-core into his raps. He said the cats that his adversary stole his style from can call him low jack. In my opinion Dreams won this rhyme battle.

In the second round of this rap clash PT cursed at his opposition and called him an old clone that should'v postponed the battle. He said that Angelo Jones ain't shotting no guns and said that after the match up his fans would throw stones. He said that when he spit the crowd be wild-in and compared his crowd reaction to a broke phone. He also compared his opposition to a goalie and said he would rip him like a wet nap. His last metaphor was thorough, he said that he never sleeps asked how can dreams affect him, that was deep. Dreams went into rap immediately after and said he was ready to go. He called his adversary a toy soldier who's clothes should have been made by Hasbro. He said that PT couldn't see the storm coming with a weather man which i thought was kind of Generic and I like when he started speaking Greek or what ever he was speaking then he acted like he shot him and said bang with the nozzle off. He compared this cypher to Jurassic Park and while he was rapping PT seemed to be staring in his face trying to scare him. He killed it with this round of the rap clash with all the ugly jokes he had for his opponent. Dreams won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the one on one match up PT started off calling Dreams a chump and said that he was gonna kill him at once. He told a story about his opponent and claimed that the man got punk-ed. He threatened to slap his opponent and he compared the differences between him and his opponent even though they are both light skinned but tried to say that his adversary is a homo sexual. He gave Dreams fighting invitations to almost like he was really serious and said when the battle was finished he would make him snooze. PT said that when he is done stomping his opponent he should have marks on his face so it shouldn't confuse the people who is who. His loaded male strip club metaphor was thorough as well as the hate crime one and the time was up before he could finish kicking his verse. Dreams went in to rap trying to imply that after the last verse his opponent spit he didn't even notice him. He claimed his opponent was years behind and said some funny raps about hitting people with light sabers all that crap and said when PT leaves the rap clash parted don't call him a nice braider. He compared his challenger to Lil Flip and claimed he Pokemon trained. He said that this match wouldn't go to overtime and at the end made another queer joke. This round of the round one on one battle was a tie.

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

DON'T FLOP - InstinctiveXpression Vs Ayatollah Jigsaw

Ayatollah Jigsaw started this rhyme battle off first calling InstinctiveXpression an off key looking zombie who was first on his hit list. His rhyme verse was straight. He called his adversary a punk that used to get bullied in school an d use to whine. He spent a lot of his verse making ginger rap joke about his rival. He tried compare his adversary to Harry potter. He was slipping up a lot you can tell he was a bit of a dizaster waiting to happen. He held it together pretty descent in this round of the rap cypher. He tried to say that even his opponents mother didn't love him and he's a failure at life. InstinctiveXpression tried to call Ayatollah Jigsaw adversary a punk ass good boy who spit elementary rhymes. He also tried to say that his rival gets mad at the world and screams why he's so ugly. He even broke down the true meaning of his challengers name which means a saint in Muslim. This round of the battle was a tie.

I the second round of this cypher Ayatollah Jigsaw started off straight and probably would have got done better if he didn't stop in the middle of his verse for like 5 minutes straight .When he was rapping he continued to make Ginger jokes about him. He also tried to call him a wanna be Rastafarian. He also tried to call him a fagot who had dreams about Shaba Ranks. InstinctiveXpression started this round of the rhyme battle saying that Ayatollah Jigsaw could only get support if he leans on somebody. He had a funnier performance. He tried to imply that his challenger practices homo sexuality in his sleep. This round of the rap cypher was taken by InstinctiveXpressionhe was more funny and consistent.

In the third round of this rap battle Ayatollah Jigsaw let him know that he's not Jamaican. He said that his opponent is a vegeterian and continued to call his adversary ginger. He started off going in but he seemed to have forgotten his writtens and tried to recite them so he can remember but he ended up wasting 5 to 10 minutes of his rap verse. He started to real syllabic but eventually he died down and started spitting crap and tried to freestyle. He used the f and s word a lot. InstinctiveXpression confronted Ayatollah Jigsaws raps and made him look stupid. He flowed about how he used to play with Jig saw puzzles. He also called his opponents skills rusty. He implied that his challenger was a child molester. He had a syllabic rap flow as well. InstinctiveXpression won this round of the rhyme battle.

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Sunday, June 20, 2010

HEADHUNTERS BIGG K VS LIL NAY

BIGG K started this round of the rap battle and he let the crowd know that the first thing his rap opponent is probably gonna bring up the fact that he is white. BIGG K said he could beat LIL NAY's ass and had cross eyed rap jokes on him. He said he would put him in the bone yard and slice him up and said if his challenger can't see the future or he probably wouldn't have came. He had a lot of references to wrestling in his rap verse. He told LIL NAY to put treble in his voice. Big K finished off by saying he got enough guns to take on Megatron. LIL NAY started his spitting about his rap track record. He said when he first started people were calling him garbage and asking him what he's rhyming for and now it's 12 battle raps later. He said people on Youtube are looking him up now and trying to him face to face and he said thats there first mistake. He said he was struggling last year without a dime. He said screw shaking hands after the battle and screw Virginia but let me remind you the rap cypher was in Virginia so the crowd was iffy to that statement he made. He said he would drag Big K all up and down the coast of Virginia. He called Big K and LIL NAY's Magic Johnson. This round of the rap cypher was a tie.

BIGG K started this round of the rap tournament the first thing he said he'll rob LIL NAY out of his sneak and poke him until the blood is squirting in to a fountain stream. He said that his opponent saying weak punchlines no matter how hard he screams. BIGG K said that he never lost a battle because he stays consistent in his training and basically said he would stomp LIL NAY's face to a waffle. He also spit funny rap insults about his opponents lazy eye. He said grimey things about LIL NAY. BIGG K said he should spit on his Mc challenger. He tried to call BIGG K's head big and tell him that he needs to find another head that fits on him and said, "if god don't like ugly I'll bet he'll put out a hit on you" Thats the best punchline I heard all week. He said that LIL NAY looks like a catfish in the face and ended by telling him to give up the money and go back to Maryland. LIL NAY started his verse saying he knows that BIGG K doesn't want to see him when he spazzes out. He called BIGG K pussy and said he would never shoot. He said he said he he'll put knife in him like a cabinet. He said he would put BIGG K and his whole crew in a box and basically said if he snitches he loses his life. Based on punchlines BIGG K won this round of the rap battle.

In the third round of this rapping battle BIGG K rebuttaled LIL NAY saying he's nothing but rap jokes but he said he'll punch him in the face. He said LIL NAY's flow is nothing to raving about. He said operates his trap house with a k in the couch. He said he got weed that be stinking like it's dead. BIGG K said why is he trying to rap when he can't even talk right. He said LIL NAY is so ugly that when he seen him on Youtube he thought they used special effects. He said LIL NAY is from a hood full of clowns. BIGG K said his eyes look like bug antennas. He said he does this for his little homeboy who ain't got nothing going for him but a rhyme that he wrote. LIL NAY tried to confront BIGG Ks Youtube raps. Dam LIL NAY kept on saying disrespectful things about Virginia but it's would be hard for hi to win the prize money if he kept it up especially since he was in there state. LIL NAY said you don't want his niggas stalking him and ended his verse saying that he says whatever he wants to say.

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Saturday, June 19, 2010

WHEN ANIMALZ ATTACK-TAMED OR UNTAMED-D-BOY V.S TWILIGHT

TWILIGHT started the rap battle and seemed to be spitting freestyle raps. He didn't waste time the first thing he tried to do was make fun of UNTAMED-D-BOY's height and a few remarks about his hygiene. TWILIGHT asked UNTAMED-D-BOY's why is his head bigger than the rest of his body. He tried to talk crap UNTAMED-D-BOY's crew but they wasn't having it. UNTAMED-D-BOY didn't hesitate to make TWILIGHT rap jokes and make fun of his dreads when said his rap verse. He said his gun will send his challenger to the TWILIGHT zone. He even said something about giving his opponent the uppercut strong enough to send him to space. The craziest punchline he spit was his reference to jacking off then slapping TWILIGHT with one of his relatives. UNTAMED-D-BOY won this round of the cypher.

In the second of this cypher TWILIGHT spit a super rap verse he might as well as messed up because he didn't say anything special. It almost seemed like he didn't take this battle serious. He started laughing and TWILIGHT had a reference to the judges being on the opposing side. The last he said was when this all over your probably gonna wanna do a track with me UNTAMED-D-BOY started in this round of the cypher cussing at TWILIGHT. He even had a punchline refering to Eminem and After Math. The UNTAMED-D-BOY tried to call TWILIGHT Ass Backwards. Throughout this his whole rap verse you can feel his rap delivery. UNTAMED-D-BOYwon this round of the lyrical cypher.

In the third round of this freestyle rap battle TWILIGHT went sick and tried to call UNTAMED-D-BOY a bum. TWILIGHT had a spontaneous rap flow you can tell he was coming off the top of the dome. He said that UNTAMED-D-BOY is a bum ass looking mini me. TWILIGHT said he's a buccaneer and UNTAMED-D-BOY was done. He said he carries bodies and said that he was crip'n. TWILIGHT was saying some bullshit during some of this round but his delivery made it sound better. This round of the Hip Hop rap battle was a tie.

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Friday, June 18, 2010

DON'T FLOP - Verb T Vs Press1

Press1 started the first round of the hip hop rap battle and brought up Verb T's history as far as rap goes. He said that his MC opponent Verb T's struggle is in vain. Press1 spit with a syllabic rap style. He also said that when Verb T folds his arms he can't tell where his neck finishes or his shoulders start and tried to call him an old and needs rest and then asked him if he was being bold with his out fit or just trying to make a statement. Verb T spit his verse next and said that Press1 makes songs about how girls crew him over and he said he got him depressed once and said girls ain't impressed by his sex game they only let him press once. Do you get it? Verb T said that he was a real rapper and he has a catalog of accomplishments The closest Press1 comes to that is jacking off to the magazine section of a catalog. He called his challenger Press1 a fan and said he should send him to the back of the crowd to watch and made comments about his girl. Verb T tried to say he left Press1's girl teeth pearly white. He won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

Press1 was anxious to start spitting his verse in this rhyme battle and his first punchline was thorough. He said he had sex with Verb T's girl who is so big she counts as being two women. Press1 tried to say that Verb T has a big head. e tried to say that when Verb T goes to bed his pillow cries it self to sleep he even said that he has to use a whole mattress as a pillow. Verb T tried to come back on him but he couldn't seem to make a come back. He had no good punchlines. He basically flopped once and was freestyle rapping most of the time. Press1 won this round of the rap cypher.

In the third round of the close rap battle Press1 held it down he admit the fact that his nose is extra big and tried to say that it's bigger than Verb T's penis. He even said that he be sleeping with his opponents girl. Press1 said if his opponent touches he'll put him on the ground. Verb T was basically trying to call Press1 a square that is bad with woman. Press1 took this round of the rapping battle without a doubt.

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