Showing posts with label Bender. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bender. Show all posts

Saturday, January 29, 2011

KOTD - Rap Battle - Arcane vs Bender (Title Match)

Bender started the cypher first telling Arcane to take lessons and claimed that the match was the type of event that makes legends. He also compared his adversary's battles of having the replay value of a lottery ticket and claimed that his rival had called Thesaurus a statutory rapist in his battle with him. He then tried to accuse his rival of stalking under aged girls and accused him of jerking Charron of a title match. Arcane then went into rhyme and claimed he would've took on Bender in September but his rival was in school trying to finish his semester. He then claimed his opposition majors in Political Science and claimed he was here to teach him a lesson. He claimed his challenger was talking junk about him then apologized. He had a ton of wrestling references. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the match Bender went into rhyme and made claims based on Arcanes performances. He then claimed that his rival fabricated lies and claimed that no artist respected him. He also made it clear that it wasn't likely for his opposition to best him. He showed an incredible display of lyricism as well. Arcane then went into rhyme claiming to know that he had haters. He then claimed Bender was making up fake stuff that wasn't true and accused him of working on an album his whole life called bad information. He claimed that Loe Pesci messed up the evidence of one of his challengers matches. He brought up his adversary's school days and compared him to a basketball player that never made it to the NBA. In the second round Bender won this round of the match.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bender went into spit and claimed his best friend was Jordan Cutler while saying that the man never kicked a verse in his life. He then said he didn't write anything about Arcanes sister and mother. He even brought up knameless. He ended his bars accusing his opponent of being boring. Arcane then went into spit and made fun of Bender's size. He then said his adversary's weight defied physics and claimed that he was a whale who washed up on the Toronto Shore.Both of these emcees had a wide array of sick punchlines but Arcane won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv00qJWech8



Monday, September 27, 2010

KOTD - Bender vs 24/7

Bender started his verse claiming to be raised by the wolves and warned 24/7 that he should have stayed close to his Shepard and said that he figured he would murk him at his own game and let the baby have his bottle. He claimed that he wanted to make this cypher a classic like Illmatic and claimed he had a plan to end his adversary's career. He told his opposition that he was officially dismissed and asked him how he had a New York sound. 24/7 started his verse against Bender and seemed to be referring to himself as Cameron. He also made refernces to Big L first album Life styles of Da poor and Dangerous and had age jokes for his adversary as well claiming that he was a thirty year old up and comer. He claimed that his challenger wasn't a threat even though he is undefeated and brought up the fact that he was 21. He ended by claiming that him and Organik signed his DNR. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

Bender then went into the second round of the cypher talking about 24/7 mothers tattoo's and claimed the tough talks a joke to me and that he wasn't swinging. He asked what his opposition was thinking and compared his rhymes to under age drinking. He even claimed that he offered his oppositions girl friend a lift in her rental and tried to imply that his adversary is a skateboarder. 24/7 then went into rhyme and seemed to be making fat jokes on Bender. He told his challenger that he really needs to vacate and compared his opposition to Aliyah's plane. He had way too many quotable punchlines i'm probably gonna put it in my 24/7 won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Bender accused 24/7 of being on his third loss in a row and accused him of being like Surgeons hand before you put the gloves on. He accused his adversary of getting little to no love in the Dirty South and tried to imply that he doesn't struggle. He claimed to have seen friends die for nothing and claimed to have done things that his opposition hadn't done. 24/7 went into rhyme and made fun of Bender's style of rap and said that he would leave him like The Fresh Prince of Bel Air's jacket. He claimed that he would cancel his opposition and said he would turn him into a brake light. 24/7 won this round of the rhyme cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eXHIZ_ru50



Tuesday, August 10, 2010

KOTD - Bender vs Miracle

Bender started the rap cypher claiming that Miracle's mother called him over to bend her over but he wasn't drunk enough to have sex with her. He called his opponent a weak version of Quake and said he tries to lure teen girls to his place. He said that his adversary should have left when he heard him start to rhyme. He said that while he himself was working on his bars his rival was working on a broccoli farm. He had some homo insults as well and seemed to be implying he would punch him in the face towards the end. Miracle went in to rap soon after and asked why he was battling people with chin fat and need slim fast. I could tell by his first metaphor about whales and sharks that his verse was gonna be good and interesting and he had a syllabic rhyme delivery as well as an all around thorough performance. His aim seemed to be on making fat jokes about Bender and he claimed to be a microphone fiend. He made it clear that he would never bu a ticket to one of his oppositions shows. Miracle compared his skills to ant poop for his last bar. In my opinion this round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the second round of this lyrical match up Bender said all the noise in the background of his last cypher was annoying. He said his brain storm is a massive category 8 and basically was trying to say that when he lays down a verse his presence is felt then implied if he gives him another hard punchline like his last they might have to stop this whole thing because he meant business. He told a story that ended in him saying he'd snipe the judge at his court date and compared his Miracle's face to a cat fish. Bender bragged about how he polishes his lines and he claimed to have psychopathic urges. He told a story that included Hollohan towards the end of his 90 minute verse and called his last girl a hood rat. Miracle started spitting his bars during this rhyme battle and called Bender the boldest. He compared his hygiene to fried bologna and made more fat jokes about him. He compared his opponent to Monique from The Parkers. He said if his challenger was black he'd be fat man scoop and called him a cartoon character. He was real syllabic about describing his opponent needing to lose weight. This round of the Hip-Hop cypher was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Bender went in to rap and took credit for Miracle's girl being tired. He then claimed that his opponents O.G. did a personal service announcement for crime stoppers. He implied that his rival should deep throat Organik for letting him come to King Of The Dot. He proceeded to make more mother jokes on his adversary. He then started to get syllabic and described himself pretty good I must say. He said that his opponent would catch a rape charge if you left him at a gay bar and seen him with an Onyx T-shirt then claimed that he got uncomfortable when he mentioned sticky fingers. Miracle went up to rhyme next and semmed to be focusing on fat jokes some more. He compared himself to Will Smith and Bender to Phil from Fresh Prince. He said that Organik thought the only way his opponent would win is he gets ripped off like Janet Jackson's top. He tried to call himself a champion but damn he had a quick slip up. He said if he can't take his challenger's spot it's because he can't operate a forklift. Miracle ended by telling his adversary to spell that he lost in his alphabet soup. Bender won this round of the rhyme cypher because of consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3I7Ob1xyHs



Saturday, July 24, 2010

KOTD - Bender vs Aftershock

Aftershock started the rhyme battle first saying screw somebody couldn't quite tell who he was cursing but he was clearly spitting a written being that he messed at the beggining of his verse. He seemed to have threatened to bandage Bender up or have his home boy seal his fate in the back of the truck. He said screw all that all that talk about weak profits. He said that he wanted to know how much his opponents uncle paid him for head. He said that he smells the aids on his adversary's breath. He threatened put a knife to his beard and asked him how is he a shooter when his gun is on safety. Aftershock asked his opposition if he got deep problems that medicine can't fixed and told his rival that he ain't got guns. He said that he would smack his opposition in to next month when he hits him with brass knuckles. He even used his opponents name as a metaphor. Bender said that he was gonna be cool with his challenger but he called him out and he claimed that he was gonna defeat him. He said that his adversary should have learned how to swim before burning bridges. He said that his opponent could talk about how his stomach sags and his punches and his knuckles drag but his opponent should be the last person who judges him like Madness with the ruffles bag. He tried to imply that his Aftershock doesn't shoot guns and said that he'd get his ass kicked for it. He told him to put his money in the bag in an unmarked fashion and said that if he raises a finger he would turn him into the one armed bandit. Bender said that he would give left testicle to see his rival shoot a real gun because apparently his guns are plastic and seemed to be saying that his challenger loves to listen to his classics that make the club start thrashing. He said that he doesn't need a fire arm he would let one bar smash Aftershock because his gang catches wreck like a junk yard magnet. He told him to stop talking about weapons before he blocks off all the exits and draws blood. He proceeded to say that he can't stop and won't stop and told his opposition that he gets no props. He mentioned that his challenger stays cool like he's use to taking a beating and accused him of having a boy friend that plays ruff and wears stilettos and got real syllabic while describing it. In my opinion Bender won this round of the rapping fest.

In the second round of this cypher Aftershock told his opponent to watch his lip today and said that his telekinesis would have his pistol break. He said that he would put screw drivers to his oppositions to help fix it and said that it's clenched to his teeth if he runs his mouth. he said that his opponent has as much heat in the streets as when the sun goes down. He said that he's too strong while his adversary is Luke warm and said if rivals crew swarms then his crew gets torn. He said that he would use Bender's new born as a shoe horn and said for somebody to tell him that he ain't that strong. Aftershock said that he'll break his arms if he hates his songs and said that his aim is off. He started getting extra syllabic. He swore that his opponent wasn't built to rap and told him he better hope he gets visited by a higher power and said that he came with night vision. He said that he would strap his rival to a catapult and check his flight vision. He called his opponent trans gendered. He said he would leave blood running down his temple because he sacrificed a virgin. Bender started with a smirk on his face talking about Aftershock is fronting like he has a gutter side and he said that he seen his opponents gutter side. He said that his opponent be panhandling while drinking a jug of wine and said that he must blind and high. He tried to call his opposition a homo sexual in denial and accused him of living a double life. He said that he seen him at the club with a bunch of guys at the club doing the shuck jive and the bump and grind and a few other dances. He called made of his challengers girl as well and seemed to be saying that he wants to do her. Bender tried to imply that he would make Aftershock take home humble pie and said that he figured his rival would say something about this popular cartoon that comes on because he reminds him of one of the characters. He said that he would put his Cuban momma on her knees like who's your poppa and then kick her out the house and he tried to imply that she would call him later. He said that he'd take his challenger to the funeral parlor and called him self a beef cake like Bruce the Barber. Bender won this round of the tournament by a little bit more tougher punchlines I just felt like he penetrated the skin a little bit deeper.

Aftershock went right into this lyrical clash with out much hesitation and brought up the fact that his opponent brought up his momma. He said that if he blows his head off there is candy inside they'll call his opponent a Pinnate. He warned his adversary about mentioning hip hop in Toronto and started to say that his opponent blows Hindu. He accused his opponent of making music like K fed or Straight Edge and said that Bender looks unemployed. He accused his opponent of going to the strip club in the afternoon on a week day and told him that he isn't Big Pun. Aftershock said that his opponent is close to leaving the battle with a slashed throat and then got real syllabic saying a whole lot of things. He seemed to have ended his verse speaking French and put his middle finger up. Bender said that his opponent has people calling him up like lets do another song after one on one battles and says if they don't hate your guts after the match you are doing something wrong he claims. He called one of his rivals metaphors bisexual and said you couldn't find a more stupid premed on a medical campus. He called his challenger more of a Larry King than a Latin King. He said that he'd make his opponent hit the ground like a Jackson's original. He called his opponent a snake in the grass and said that he came here to smash him. Bender said he would take away his adversary's rent like the Patriot act. It sounded like he said watch when I get brain storming because it would cause a flood and called Aftershock a snitch. He said that he just kicks back and enjoys the settings and said Montreal should give his point a reference. He said that he would represent himself in court and that he doesn't need a lawyer. He said that he would beat his head like a drum machine. He compared himself to a Spanish Armada. This last round of the clash was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWk7uZeWBf0&videos=2PY64s57Oro


Saturday, July 10, 2010

KOTD - Skelly vs Daze

Skelly started the rhyme battle with a syllabic style and said the crowd is nuts if they think he was ducking Daze. He compared this rap cypher to Ping with a handicapped Vietnam Veteran with missing arms. He told his opponent not to get his friends involved and had a ton of metaphors for shooting his adversary in this cypher. He called rival an innocent baby faced rapper and then talked more about the new guns that he just bought. He tried to say that he would stomp the opposer out and if he gets his sneakers dirty he'd stomp him out some more. Daze started rhyming next asking Skelly what it's like to suck at life and accused him of getting ate by Osa in a promo battle. He compared his opponent to a slice of Wonder Bread. He then asked his challenger how does he know he doesn't like being white. He compared his money to Buzz Light Year and said it was beyond infinity. He used a racist punchline on his rival and called him a cracker and seemed like he tried to call the man a white guy who tries to act black. Daze seemed to have stuttered during spitting his raps but it could've been for a number of reasons especially since the crowd is loud. This round of the tournament was a tie.

In the second round of the cypher Skelly started off referring to his opponent as little homie. He said that he wasn't here to joke with him and gave himself credit for his rival even noticing him. He claimed about how he cut rappers up and leaves open wounds with box cutters. He made fun of Daze's music and said if he put it on his Ipod he'd explode it and said that any deck that plays his tape needs to be stolen. He also tried to imply that his tracks were corny. His flow all of a sudden started getting syllabic. Skelly said that he would sit him in the spot and said his opponent doesn't push work on the Grind and tried. He said to his rival just wants to be pretty boy and that he would beat his opponent with bat then take walk away with a his scalp. Daze than began to rap and called death the cousin of sleep. He compared handling Skelly like a Media movieand said his rivals life to beef. It seemed that he proclaimed him self the winner of the battle no matter what his challenger wrote. He had a lot of gun rhymes and threatened to give him shots to the head. He also had some punchlines that referred to Red Man and Method man. He claimed to be tough ans said that his adversary beating him was unlikely. His last punchline had to do with Spider Man. This round of the rap battle is a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Skelly started off questioning his rival and bragged about stomping dudes out and said he's gonna stomp Daze out with steel toe work boots. He tried to spit about how he was gonna make his opponent sorry. He told his opponentquite a few disses and said opposing lyricists are scared to say his name. He threatened to treat him like mischief. Daze quickly went in and started spitting and called himself a cash addict and made fun of Skelly's girl. He called his rival a white supremacist. He called himself a meteorologist predicting heavy winds. His verse seemed to getting a bit poetic during this part of the cypher. He accused his opponent aka Adam that he lies and deceives and threated to punch him in his tooth. He tried to freestyle it seemed but he was just saying anything. He also tried to bring up old facts about his challenger having a battle with Bender. He compared his adversary falling like a crippled. Skelly won this round of the rapping battle because he had a way better performance this round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBhWa1e7FiI




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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Rap Battle KOTD - Skelly vs Bender

In the first round of this rap battle Skelly started the rap battle off. I hate that before the rap battle started that Bender was talking crap before the beginning.Bender went sick on the first round of the rap battle and beat Skelly.Bender closing remark was crazy.

In the second round of this rap battle Skelly added a final remark that wasn't at all hot there was no need for it. Bender started off the rap battle off with a funny rap punchline. Bender still had hot ass rap lyrics and a crazy rap deliveries but he stopped in the middle of his rap verse.

In the third line of the rap battle skelly had great rap metaphors. Bender had better rap metaphors in this round of the rap battle. Bender was more consistent and took this rap battle with his comedic rap punchlines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_n7leaQbiI&playnext_from=TL&videos=DbxJnm-9eIE&feature=sub



Wednesday, March 24, 2010

KOTD - Bender vs Scott Free Rap battle

Scott Free started out with a hot a hot consistent rap flow in the beginning this round of the rap battle but Scott Free had a better rap flow throughout the whole first round of the rap battle.I would have to give the first round of the rap battle to Bender by a small bit. Scott free made an interesting comment about Bender resembling Freeway for some reason he reminded me of the rap star Freeway too.

Bender had harder hitting rap punchlines in this round and the way he delivered his lyrics were a whole lot better this time, I almost felt sorry Scott Free. Scott Free was just as good in this round of the rap battle.His rap punchlines were nothing to sleep on they were serious. Bender and Scott Free tied both tied up during this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

Benders rap flow and rap punchlines in this round of the rap battle was strong. Scott Free seemed to be a good match in the third round with just as hard of a rap flow and rap punchlines. Bender more weak in this round of the rap battle but still his skills were crazy. There were alot of funny rap lyrics used in this rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4hLr9K3HQ

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