DFI 5 - Phats Vs Desay

Desay started the match claiming that he couldn't make it to the last event because he had a family afair and claimed that he would fuck Phats up. He then said his opponent should be dead instead of Lunatic and called him the best pussy that his father had every had. Phats then went into call Desay a gob swallowing hob goblin and claimed that he repulsed him. He then claimed his adversary hadn't did a track in years and seemed to be accusing him of ducking matches. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Desay compared Phats face to feces and said he repulses him. He then claimed that he was the type to think that having a nice car as quite essential and claimed that he would demoralize his opponent. He then called his opponent a bitch and claimed that he didn't know how losing battles was a good for his band. Phats then went into spit and claimed Desay made him sick enough to throw up and told him to grow up claiming that he talks junk online and seemed to have started to forget his lines for a quick second. He came back in and accused his rival of spitting verbal diarrhea. He ended his bars claiming that his challenger looked depressed and told him to go home and watch the battle on replay. Desay won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the rap duel Desay went in and claimed he would leave Phats ego battered and bruised. He then claimed his opposition can't deliver a bar even though rapped about drugs and his ended his verse telling him to put his money where his mouth is like King Of The Dot. Phats then went into spit and claimed Desay didn't show up last time and was hiding behind his screen. He then seemed to have forgot his lines and started spitting off the top. He mentioned Redzer and claimed to have gotten head by his challengers mother while he was taking a shit. Desay won this round of the cypher without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglpXL_Fi8Y

Grind Time Now Presents: Dropz vs J. Morgan

Dropz started the rap battle against J. Morgan saying there wasn't really much to do as far as preparing for the event and mentioned that the street war MC league was at the match. He said that rapping was he wrong calling. J. Morgan then started to rhyme next talking about when he shoots guns and accused Dropz of going to gay parties. He threatened his challenger that he would leave his opponents without a father. Dropz won this round of the rap battle by a tad bit more during this round.

In the second round of the rap cypher Dropz claimed that he didn't like the way J. Morgan spoke and said he acted like moving past tryouts was a big deal He accused his adversary of having a small jaw with Chris Rock teeth and tried to say he had drunk lip. He said that his oppositions gums were black. J. Morgan then went into rhyme accusing Dropz of not being truthful and tried to call him a cross dresser. He threatened to beat his challenger's ass all the way to the hospital and told him to stop messing with some underage girl named Precious. J. Morgan won this round of the rap cypher by very little in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Dropz went into spit and said J. Morgan gets hype but never will start fights. He said that he should punch his adversary with his right punch. He lyrically described what his adversary looked like to him and claimed he would stomp his opposition out. J. Morgan went in claiming to do his research J. Morgan and wasn't too sure of his race. He tried to imply that his opponent should be playing soccer. Dropz won this round of the rap cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of this competition J. Morgan accused Dropz of feeling holding guys penis's in his hands and called him a dick in the booty. He threatened to leave his head floating in the Manhattan river and said that he should never vote. Dropz went in and said that he didn't write a verse for this round so he was apprently spitting a freestyle and I would say he was holding it down against J. Morgan but not good enough. In my opinion J. Morgan won this round of the rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YhCsIONQHE

KOTD - Heavy Knowledge vs Bruce B

Heavy Knowledge started the rhyme battle first and told Bruce B that he hates him and claimed Matt Daley raped his opponent on his debut. He tried to accuse his opponent of having aids in him now and tried to call him a homo fag. he told his adversary that he was leaving the battle one and four and asked him why he was trying. Bruce B started his verse asking Heavy Knowledge if he wanted to fight with him and said he had a hard time believing it. He claimed to be one of the divisions favorites and claimed that his challenger didn't know exactly who he was dealing with. He seemed to be trying to say he seen his opponent in the movie Joe Dirt. He showed how lyrical he could get during this verse and his performance was stronger. Bruce B won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of this rap cypher Heavy Knowledge went into spit and said that in high school he was a joker and accused Bruce B of raping the towel boy. He continued to make homo lyrics about his adversary and showed how syllabic and lyrical he could get during this round and showed that he was an even match. Bruce B then started to rhyme and said to Heavy Knowledge what's up and tried to rap racist to him. He claimed to have kicked his challengers sister in the chest. He compared his opponent to a syndrome and said he could pick him up and snap him. Bruce B turned up the anti and won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap clash Heavy Knowledge tried to accuse Bruce B of making up excuses and said that he could try to hurt him but he wouldn't suffer. he said that he didn't call his adversary a jive turkey but he called him a cock sucker. He said that he could see through him and claimed that he doesn't rely on KOTD aka King Of The Dot. Bruce B then went into rap claiming that he doesn't have time for his adversary and that he is a busy man. He told him to basically let him break something down for him. He broke down his schedule and told a story about his mother. Bruce B had this round of the rap cypher won from the beginning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmlcyUuyLk

KOTD - Don Juan vs Nebula

Nebula started the rap battle that was hosted by Bruce B and Ovabyte first and told Don Juan he would make him his bitch in Spanish. He said that his opponent dresses like a girl and tried to accuse him of having a pussy as if he was a trans-gendered man. He said his opposition would stick his finger in his own ass and give himself a Dirty Sanchez and called his music lame. He Also spoke about his adversary's pictures on Facebook and said that he opened up for his crew at show. Don Juan called Nebula a bum that plays a lot of Worlds Of Warcraft. He said that both of his rivals parents are gay then told him that he wasn't dope and accused them of crying on each other beating each other off. He said he was passing right through him like he was captain Kirk and said that he may have messed his first verse up but he was freestyle rapping the rest. Nebula won this first round of the rhyme battle.

In this second round Nebula started spitting his bars and said a few months ago Don Juan thought he was Mr.Untouchable. He said his opponent kept on sending him messages to call the cypher and told him that he couldn't make a decision at all. He called his opponent a pretend gangster and told him he doesn't care about the life he leads. He accused his opponent of listening to Biggy Smalls music to learn how to sell drugs and then said he was getting high off of his own supply. He ended by calling his opposition a fagot and the ugliest chick in the room. Don Juan then went up next to rap and said that he wanted to know why Nebula apologizes when he rhymes. he said even though he is a bitch his pride is the last thing he should swallow. He said that he might be a small guy but his shoes couldn't be filled by his challenger. He definately messed up on his raps and seemed to decided to start freestyle rapping. Nebula won this round of the tournament.

In the third round of this Hip Hop cypher Nebula didn't hesitate Don Juan's partner Reckless and compare them to Disney characters. He asked him if he gets nurtured by him and accused him of participating in glory holes. He tried to say that his adversary can't even lip sink right. He accused his rival of spraying the crowd then running like a coward and supposedly looted his oppositions camera. He told his opponent that he wasn't as dope as Fredo and told the judges not to vote for Pedro. Don Juan went up to rhyme next and said in the King Of The Dot he saw a hell of a scene with Nebula and Hollohan twitching at a urinal. He called himself a good spic because he doesn't steal he robs and mentioned Calgary. He seemed to have forgotten his verse for this round too and started to freestyle rap again and said that when he beat Cody The Catch he did what he wanted to do and crushed his soul and said that he lied in a few of his bars and confronted the rhumors. He called his rival a dummy and seemed to have forfeited the match. Nebula won this round of the rhyme tournament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wIVAsunYtc

KOTD - Chris Tipsy vs Blaze (KOTD Career Match)

Blaze from Scarborough started the rap battle asking Chris Tipsy why he is always smiling but seems mad when he raps and called him a fag. His word play an rap flow seemed to be thorough. He focused on trying to call opponent a crack head and told him that he wouldn't be coming back after he loses. he seemed to have brought up his oppositions past record and said that he lost every match that he has ever had. His punchline about getting sponsored by Walt Disney was one of the best I heard all week. Blaze admitted to getting half of his mothers welfare check and proceeded to accuse his rival of using crack. He told his rival that he's a weak asset to The Dot. Chris Tipsy went up to rhyme next and said the only reason he's battling his challenger is because he had the audacity to use his name in a few Youtube Rap Battles to add to his views. He implied that his opposition has a weak work ethic and compared him to porn then made fun of the way his voice sounds. He asked his adversary not to rap then compared his ears to bad corn. He also claimed to be nice at rhyming music wise then brought up that Blaze was supposed to battle and he tried to imply that he is a fake gangster. This artist was real lyrical with putting words together. He ended off thoroughly describing his opponents rhyme structure. In my opinion Chris Tipsy won this round of the match even though his opponent had the best punchline of this round he just didn't have as many.

Blaze went up to rhyme in the second round of the rap battle calling Chris Tipsy a ton of names and kept it lyrical. He implied that his adversary sleeps with men and said he determined that he was a fagot. He asked his rival how many penis's he licks a day and said he would spit in his face on purpose and said he would punch him until his lip swell up. Chris Tipsy then went in to rhyme and claimed that if Blaze beats him at battling he would hang up his mitts. He brought the fact that his opponent put up 250 and said he wanted him to lose and get banned from touching a Mic because he said that Hip-Hop is changing so as a result he's not right for the scene. He said that his rhymes would make his challenger retire as garbage and said the would find his carcass on Rap Battle Tv. He compared himself to incest and said that Blaze beating him is like OZ passing a piss test and told him that he doesn't have a gun. He seemed to be calling his opponent a fake baller at the end. Chris Tipsy won this round of the hip-hop battle in my opinion because he had a longer verse it seemed like.

In the third round of the rhyme tournament Blaze didn't seem amused by Chris Tipsy and started spitting. He said that his adversary is gonna focus on calling him fake and asked his rival who he was trying to portray and called him gay again and accused him of fantasizing about men in the worst way. He seemed to have compared him and his opponent to two movies and called him cock eyed because he only sees penis's because he cock eyed. He was also wishing horrible things on his oppositions mother and seemed to have cursed at him to end it off. Chris Tipsy went in for the next round of this lyrical match up and said that Blaze thinks he's an inferno. He spent alot of time expressing his lyrical skills and seemed to trying to call Blaze a coward. He claimed that everyone hates his adversary and got fast and syllabic for a quick second. He swore that his challenger can't see him lyrically and mentioned Charron. He said that his rival looks like a skinny cracked out Ja-Rule with a deficiency. He told his opponent that he wasn't soldier like he claims to be. I would say this round of the rhyme battle was a tie.

In the fourth round of this tournament Chris Tipsy started out by saying that he hates Blaze and called him a fagot and said he would puke in his face after drinking liquor. He started trying to freestyle because he ran out of rhymes and mostly kept on saying that he hated his rival. Blaze went up to flow next and said he wasn't intimidated by Chris Tipsy's size. He said he would horse kick his opponent in the balls. He came back spitting the gay jokes and said his adversary sucks a dick like a straw then he messed up. He seemed to be telling a story about creeping with his adversary's girl. Blaze finished off by saying once he's finished with his oppositions girl he would hop in what seemed to be his car and leave and he won this round of the carreer match in my opinion.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UwESVugxCc

AHAT.tv Rap Battles: Fats vs Grinda (rematch). AHAT.tv Rap Battle League

Grinda startedd this round of the rhyme battle. Grinda is a sick MC with super funny lyrics. Grinda was on a roll towards the end of his rap verse the ref had to stop him. Fats was trying to say that Grinda couldn't come up with enough money to battle. Fats was straight when he spit his battle raps. The best thing about Fats was his rap delivery. Grinda had better rhymes during this round of the battle the only thing Fats seemed to be doing was saying his punchlines with a lot of expression. Grinda won this round of the battle.

Grinda started rapping immediately after Fats finished his rap verse Grinda hopped in and did his thing his rhymes and punchlines were official. Grinda seemed a whole lot more skillful when he was rapping and had more of a personality. Fats spit his rap verse again with a a lot of passion. Most people would just define what Grinda was doing as senseless yelling but he had a few average metaphors This round of the rhyme bout was a tie.

In the third round of this rap battle Grinda started off with a ton of confidence. Grinda was a little more fluent with putting rhymes together in this round of the rap battle. Fats came super hard and aggressive in this round of the rhyme battle and . I didn't like how Grinda acted real childish showing little to no sportsmanship at the end of Fats rap verse. This round of the battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8le72zbIjY&playnext_from=TL&videos=cxrVaXDhLkE&feature=sub

Pop Culture vs Miles Low, AHAT Las Vegas Rap Battle League

Miles Low started the first round of the rap battle. Miles Low was straight and he had a consistent rap verse and his delivery was smooth. Pop Culture had an off the top seeming delivery or maybe he just forgot his rhymes but anyways his rap verse wasn't so smooth an it seemed like he finished spitting his verse extra early because he messed up. Miles Low won this round of the battle

In the second round aka the last round of this battle Miles Low continued to do his thing and stayed consistent. Miles Low spit a nice consistent rap verse with no slip ups or accidents. Pop Culture seemed to have ended his rhyme verse a bit early again his ending wasn't so smooth.I must say Pop Culture had some witty punchlines and he more animated rhymes but his verse was inconsistent. Based on these fact I would say that Miles Low took that win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvfvCWTlc8&playnext_from=TL&videos=zeAZ_4wJ56I

AHAT.tv Las Vegas Rap Battle League: Trigaaah vs Ratchit

In the first round of this battle Ratchit started this battle off. Ratchit had interesting rhyme verse.When Trigaaah spit he was absolutely sick and had a crazy rap delivery as well as punchlines but his rhyme flow was better. I'd have to say Trigaaah won this first round.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Ratchit tried to step it up a level. Ratchit went sick thoe he had some real hot bars. In my opinion Ratchit won this battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjlnJ0AaTi0&playnext_from=TL&videos=dZ_755d_jQE&feature=sub