Grind Time Now presents: High Collide vs Surgeon General

High Collide started the rap battle accusing Surgeon General of being on cocaine and accused him of being dead weight. He then accused his opposition of having a weird shaped head and seemed to be trying to say that he looks like Tupac. He then compared the guys grill to off piano keys and accused him of trying to battle Sonny Bamboo. He then spoke of his opponents battle with dizaster. Surgeon General went into try to spit and claimed he had an evil doll made of High Collide and cut his head off. He then brought up his rival's match against Madness when he choked and then claimed he would beat his ass for hurting his family. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap cypher High Collide then went into spit and claimed to be a lunatic. He then accused Surgeon General mother of being his tip drill and said that his adversary sleeps in an Oldsmobile. He then accused him smoking weed and claimed The Manager was like his twin. He then called his manager a loco gringo. Surgeon General then went into this round of the exhibition and made fun of High Collide facial hair and tried to imply that you had to beat the best to be the best. He claimed that his challenger was about to get chopped in half and asked him how he beat Johny Storm who was the same guy who beat Thesaurus. He told his opposition that he was lucky that he didn't battle Sahtyre.

In the third round of the cypher High Collide went into spit and brought up the fact that Surgeon General claims to freestyle all his bars. He accused his opposition of looking like Obama's father from Kenya and claimed that he screwed his girl. He then claimed from now on his adversary would listen to him because he is the commander and cheif. Surgeon General then went into spit and told High Collide that he had the biggest Dragon balls in the building. He then accused his opposition of getting beat up by ZM. He ended his bars calling Dirty Dem and Wise guy gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDoOHqTekxk

Redbull Emsee Orlando Finals: Jonny Storm vs Surgeon General

Jonny Storm went into this round of the freestyle cypher claiming that he was gonna rip the mic like he was supposed to and claimed not to be playing with Surgeon General who he referred to as being lame. He claimed that his adversary was soft and tried to make fun of his adversary's jewelry saying that it was made out of tin foil. I have to admit this guy had a thorough rap flow and if he was freestyle rapping i'd hate to face him in a written battle I mean this guy didn't mess up once. Surgeon General went into MC and called Jonny Storm emotional and pointed out the fact that he was wearing sandals with open toes. He called his adversary a squirrel with a hat on and claimed that he got his rap name from a flaming fagot. He seemed to have messed up be he caught his momentum back and still was thorough. He made a few funny face jokes about his adversary towards the end. Jonny Storm won this round of the MC battle in my opinion based on consistency.

In the second round of the freestyle battle Jonny Storm asking Surgeon General how his head had varicose veins. He said that he would leave his opposition's cherry swollen and compared him to Gary Coleman.He compared his competitors ear rings to a coffee table and claimed to have been out rhyming and out shining his rival in this cypher. Surgeon General went into the freestyle match saying they should have took Jonny Storm out of the deck. He tried to call his adversary a fagot that listened to slow jams. He compared his opponents nose to a beaver. Jonny Storm won this round of the rhyme cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap cypher Jonny Storm went into the freestyle clash and said that Surgeon General is whack. he also came with the height jokes as well claiming that his adversary's arms can be used as termite sticks. He claimed that his nose was longer than his adversary's dick. He claimed that his own crew is grimy and called his opponents raps measly. Surgeon General went into rhyme and claimed to be a man while his opponent is a little kid. He was freestyle rhyming. He said his challenger had nipple rings and claimed to rip nigga's in half. Jonny Storm won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jLl2_T9ANk

Grind Time Now Presents: Surgeon General vs The Vesh

The Vesh started the hip hop battle telling Surgeon General welcome to the land of Hockey an Hip Hop White Kids as he referred to Minnesota and claimed to be the nicest there. He called his opposition a flight risk and said that he would travel to Florida and break his opponents whole entire state off like icicle. He compared his opponent to a piece of feces that wouldn't flush and called him the tallest rodent in the world. The Vesh called his Surgeon General Master Splinter and asked him if he should be out kicking it with the Ninja Turtles. He told his adversary that his raps are corny. He said that if he punched his adversary in the nose it wouldn't just knock him out he said it would fold his ugly ass face so he could watch his mouth. He said that he hoped his opponent was ready for battle rap time. Surgeon General went in immediately after calling himself a boss and said that he be piping his opponents mother with a bit of a lyrical twist. He claimed to be styling on his The Vesh then asked him what his name means and said he heard that he use to work at a pizza place then got kicked out to get a job at Texaco. He said that heard his challenger became a Tran-sexual with no testicles and told him to eat a dick and said too bad it's not a vegetable. Surgeon General called his opposition an incest child. He even claimed that he can rip him over beats snares and high hats. In my opinion Surgeon General won this round of the rhyme battle by a little bit more.

In the second round of the freestyle tournament The Vesh asked his opponent if she ever found out about the rash on her inner thighs he said he left her vagina smelling like roasted garlic. He told his opponent Surgeon General that he has his fraternal twins for him and tried to imply that his opponent had big nostrils. He told his opponent to snort coke off of the hookers ass not out of it and said that his breath smells like cigarettes and his parents are probably mythical beings. Surgeon General said his adversary came into the ring looking like Jerry Mc Guire and that he's a fag. He called him one of the cast members from American Pie and said that his opponent be begging his mother. He said that he would beat him up for ten cents. He said that his challenger would French kiss a penis just to get an autograph Slick Rick and said he busted a nut in the spaghetti his oppositions mother made. He claimed to have sex with The Vesh's whole family tree. Surgeon General tried to imply that his opponent wasn't that good and claimed to have put his elbow all the way in side her pussy. This round of the lyrical cypher was a tie.

In the third round of this cypher The Vesh said with a real serious face that he didn't know that he could read and write. He said that his jacket was the ugliest thing he seen in his life. He said that his opponent and him on a date look like
Ren and Stimpy and said that if his opponent talks about having sex with his bitch he must be referring to the family dog. He said that wouldn't even shoot his opponent just let the red beam burn his retina. He made fun of his oppositions grill as well and called his opponents teeth and called him chain saw jaws because of his deformed teeth. The Vesh even showed his opponent a stage prop at the end of his verse and told him that he needs to see a dentist. Surgeon General said that his opposition may hate his teeth but he hates his oppositions nose. He mentioned George Jetson and throwing his adversary off of a building. He said that his rivals pimp slapped him while he was pimping and gave him a middle finger then told him to screw himself. This round of the rap battle was a tie in my opinion as well.

In the fourth round of this freestyle cypher Surgeon General went right in immediately and started rapping and said that his opposition looks like the Trojan man. He said that if his opponent wants to start he'd leave him on the puddle like he peed on the carpet and then asked his adversary what kind of dude he is. He got real syllabic and started rapping about climbing up a fence and jumping down on The Vesh. He called himself Master Splinter and claimed to have caught his challenger in his own rat trap. He seemed to have made up a word towards the end of his verse. The Vesh began to rap next. The first thing he said was that he takes the Surgeon General warning very seriously and said the warning on his jacket might make girls wanna run away. He said that a black man with no kids nowadays means that you are practically gay and told his opposition that he's not a thug. He said that if he hits his opposition with his car that's the only way he'd ever be a smash hit. He tried to call his adversary a parasite and had a Tupac joke or two. At the end he questioned the inteligence of his opponent.

Grind Time Now presents: Charron vs Surgeon General

Charron from kotd (King Of The Dot) aka the Canada Rap League started the cypher and called Surgeon General a heavy smoker with tar in his lungs. He claimed that his opponents brain cells are rotting away and cleverly described him using PCP. He focused most of his energy on calling his adversary a chain smoker and made a good analogy about his rival being like a mathematician that hasn't mastered addition. He made funny punchline about his opposers chipped tooth and tried to say that his competition looked like 2Pac (Tupac) Shakur, he even brought up Faith Evans and Biggy Smalls aka The Notorious B.I.G. Charron to call the adversary's sister a slut and slipped a few American disses. He said that he would step off the platform for his opponent. Surgeon General's turn was next compared his challengers light complexion to a high beam and said it was lighter. He also equated his oppositions hair that was growing out his ear was long as his rhyme scheme. He told his rival that he is not homeless and that he dwells in Charron's mind. He called his adversary Napoleon Dynamite and said he would make his opposers eat explosives. Next he claimed to be getting political and compared his opponent to confederate from the south. He said that he was making his challengers famous and came to eat rappers while comparing him to a piece of Canadian bacon. The last rhyme he said was about him knowing a girl with the same name as his rival. Surgeon General won this round of the rapping battle.

In the second round of the session Charron went in calling his opposition a dumb ass. He said that his adversary coaches Pee Wee Football and called more competitive than the kids on his team and brought up the fact that he claims to freestyle in his verses and made fun of his girl friend. He claimed that he would leave his opponent dead in the bay tried to call his rival a fake gangster and questioned his street credibility saying that his resister only claps when spits a rhyme and he be the only one clapping. Surgeon General compared Charron's hair style to an alien and his delivery was aggressive syllabic and seemed to be coming off the top with his raps. He made rude gestures about the guys Canadian flag and told him not to get mad at him for getting his girl pregnant. He made a syllabic punchline about his adversary looking like ugly version of Andy Milonakis and also tried to call him one of Michael Jackson's rape victims. Surgeon General also said his opposer looked like macaulay culkin with broken arms then asked him if he's smoking. He then told the crowd his opponents real name. He finished off calling his adversary a white bitch. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of this cypher Charron countered what his opponent said about Andy Milonakis by also comparing his adversary to him due to the fact that both of there ages can't be figured out just by simply looking at them. He said when he told his parents he was battling Florida's hardest thug they got scared until they seen a picture of Surgeon General then they started laughing and wanted to know what part of he was from so they can send there family members to visit. He tried to say that his adversary lives in a car by himself and made short man jokes as well saying that the man got rejected from a Disney ride and called his girlfriend a midget and said every few seconds she trips on her shoe strings. Charron supposedly spoke to his opponents manager who claimed told him that the guy had been stabbed over a woman and gave his manager a message. Surgeon General started rhyming next and confronted all of the rumors that his opposition seemed to be spreading and called it a lie. He said that his challengers mother is a fat bitch with a big ass head and that's where his rivals intellects come from then tried to make up stuff about his sister saying that niggas ran from her because she is fat and he seemed to be improvising. He said that Charron tried to be in the Dorritos commercial but didn't make it so he tried out for the Cheetohs commercial and called his father. Surgeon General said that he heard his oppositions sister gives head to men in Canada until they run out of stamina. He also said that he would rip his rival apart with his bare hands and slice him up. This round was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXh4n9KKMTM

Surgeon General Vs. Unknown - Pemproke Pines - Freestyle Battle

This rap battle was pretty good the unknown dude was kind of good to be freestyle rapping. Surgeon General went sick he's a good rap freestyler. He rapped on key with the beat and he said some good rap punchlines. I can't really call who won this one round rap battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKz7_5l86DA