Grind Time Now presents: WIRD OF PLEY VS HEEM (tryout)

WIRD OF PLEY started the match first and claimed HEEM was probably on his dick if he's a fan of the battle scene. He then compared his gun to a cheer leader and threatened to rob his opponent while comparing himself to Morris Sap. He ended his bars implying to be the best man and claimed his his rival was a peace maker. He had a quotable punchline as well. HEEM started the cypher telling WIRD OF PLEY that his breath stinks and his verses were giving him a head ache. He then accused his rival of not getting girls and trying to watch others have sex. He then called his opponent is a homo rhymer and accused him of being in an incest family. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle WIRD OF PLEY went into rhyme and had a message to Grind Time. He then told HEEM he should wear Chanel and practice as a gymnast. He had an array of thorough punchlines ranging from the skin tone of his adversary to his his weight and size. HEEM then went into rhyme and claimed he could tell WIRD OF PLEY had no word play and called him a nerd. He then claimed he could tell his adversary was a rat. He ran out of things to say towards the end of his verse and started stuttering and free-styling. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the clash WIRD OF PLEY went into rhyme and claimed HEEM will never make it rhyming. He then told his rival to get in line or jump in the back seat. He then claimed his rival wouldn't get in Grind Time since there was no fagot division. HEEM then went into rhyme and claimed to be ready for war. He then said his adversary was the type to save up and get his chain robbed. he even accused his adversary of doing homo adult video's. His verse was hell a funny. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the match by a little bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQp0cE6wPNE

Grind Time Now Presents : Money Bagz vs Double/Deuce (Hosted by Immortal Technique & Poison

Double/Deuce started this match telling the crowd to ignore Money Bagz dick riders and tried to mock his crew. He also brought up the fact that his rival was friends with Hollow Da Don and claimed that his mission for himself was to leave him in critical. He even brought Up Lethal, C4, and Ice grill. Money Bagz then anxiously went into spit and compared Double/Deuce to starving Marvin. He then accused his rival of smoking crack and looking like a bum. He compared his adversary to an Ethiopian refugee. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Double/Deuce went into spit and seemed to be spitting off the top. He seemed to rebutting Money Bagz refugee line that he used and quoted Wyclef rhymes. His performance was thorough in this round and punchlines well articulated. Money Bagz then went into spit and claimed he didn't want to hear Double/Deuce was jewelry snatcher. He even brought up Pinky and claimed to have a bunch of goons. He even claimed that he messes with his rival's ex and implied that his home boys ran trains on her. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the clash Double/Deuce went into spit and claimed he would do a rebuttal but he didn't listen to Money Bagz in the last round. He then said claimed his rival had the heart of a woman and the brain of a punk. He also mentioned G Money and had a strong ass punchline about raising the steaks and T bones. He complimented his opponent on his swagger as he finished. Money Bagz then went into rhyme and claimed Double/Deuce looked like he wanted to fight. He even brought up Tiger Ty's Tiger swipe and claimed that his adversary lives a good life in Ohio. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCsXJ5MSy1Q

Grind Time Now presents: Section Q VS Kollision

Kollision started the cypher first and implied knocking Section Q's block off. He then claimed his rival had poems and claimed his adversary stole a logo to put on his mix tape. Section Q then went into spit a sick punchline and claimed he would call Kollision K.O. because everything about him is a knock off. He then accused his rival of being a shop lifter and ended bars implying his rival was a Syracuse fuck boy. This round of the event was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle Kollision went into rhyme claiming his name was Mathew and warned Section Q about his hat brim. He claimed to be spitting a freestyle and claimed he would beat his ass in Syracuse. Section Q then went into spit and claimed Kollision was garbage. He claimed that his rival would fail if they got graded and accused him begging for Lucie's. He even brought up Mr Sell and his adversary's match against Real talk i guess. Kollision won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Kollision went into rhyme and claimed to be dissapointed about sharing a headline with Section Q. He claimed that his adversary's music sucked and claimed to be surprised that he was a black male. He Even brought up his adversary's match against Jackal. Section Q went into rhyme and brought up the movie Rocky. He then called his adversary the worst in the division and claimed to be too far to be seen and binoculars were needed to see him. Kollision won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB9KyDPeU7s

Grind Time Now presents: Real Talk vs Uno Lavoz (tryout)

Uno Lavoz started rhyme battle first and tried to call Real Talk fake. He even made black jokes on his opponent and seemed to be comparing him to tinted windows. He then said a quotable punchline and proceeded to call him fake. Real Talk then went into rhyme anxiously after Uno Lavoz. The swag of his presentation was real aggressive and had thorough punchlines and many references to Uno's name. Real Talk won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Uno Lavoz then went in and tried to clown Real Talk about his first round. He then proceeded to call his adversary fat and black. His black joke about his adversary made the crowd laugh and implied that he knew he was gonna win. Real Talk then went into spit and claimed Uno Lavoz was a straight gimmick. He then also compared his rhymes to his challengers night life with women. He compared his adversary to five bite of chicken. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Uno Lavoz went into rhyme and compared a match with him to two cars on a head on collision. He then claimed Real Talk was high and compared him to a jump off. Real Talk then went in spitting off the top and flipped Uno Lavoz last punchline. He didn't really say any hot metaphors during this round but he referenced Kollision. He had a smooth flow and atleast he didn't quit. Uno Lavoz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBkd6DLNlw

Grind Time Now presents: GREELEY vs 360 (Australian Battle)

360 started the cypher and claimed GREELEY was Tazmanian. He then implied making incest jokes. He then claimed that his opposition jacks off with his brother and claimed he had a small size dick. He accused his adversary of being a stalker that goes to all his gigs and ended calling him his bitch. GREELEY then went into spit and seemed to spitting off the top. He then accused 360 of living in a shed and tried to imply that his manager takes all his money. He also accused his rival of rhyming at drum and base clubs and accused him of liking to stick pills his ass. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the live match 360 went into rhyme and started making jokes about GREELEY's cheeks. He claimed that if his adversary inhales he might float up to the moon. He also called his rival the the blow fish mascot and claimed he wasn't funny. GREELEY then went into rhyme and accused 360 of having a bent penis. He then told a story about his adversary shagging a chick in Bristol.This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher 360 went in and proceeded to call GREELEY a stalker. He also mentioned Kase One and Savij Tongue as well. He then claimed Nocando wouldn't ghost write for his opposition and told a story about how he met him. He claimed to have only took this match so his opposition would leave him alone and called his adversary Andrew at the end. GREELEY then went into rhyme and claimed 360 lived in his mothers garage. He also broke down his challengers career and admitted to being his fan in the past. GREELEY won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD2R9HymuvA

Golden State Bullies presents: Maleko vs Donchino

Donchino started this match up calling Maleko a Hawaiian fagot and claimed that his rival spit nonsense in his rhymes. He also implied raping his adversary's sister and claimed to be hungry. His flow was a bit shaky i would say. Maleko then said he doesn't like name flips and clowned Donchino sbout not having a Myspace music page. He then claimed to have heard a song that his challenger did with Ghambit and claimed that his rival's lyrics made him want to dive into a bucket of glass. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion due to there awkward verses.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Donchino went into rhyme and claimed that he hopes Maleko dies slow. He then said his rival made him sick and to think before he talked shit. He then compared his adversary to a troll doll. Maleko then went in an claimed there were too many toys and not enough time. He also claimed that his oppositions kind made him sick to the stomach and called him stingy. He also called his rival a cock blocker. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Donchino went into spit and began to call Maleko a Hawaiian fagot again. He claimed that his rivals parents was ashamed of him and wanted him to die. He also compared him the dog the bounty hunters wife. Maleko then went into spit and claimed Donchino was hardly hard. He seemed like he could've been spitting off the top with a few of his lines and was way more funny. Maleko won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q8dfAFXaWU

Grind Time Now presents: Jimmy The Loch vs Kollision

Jimmy The Loch started the rhyme battle implying that he would bang Kollision's girl. He then tried to call his adversary a product of incest and really showed the true capability of his lyrical skills. Kollision then went into spit and implied sodomizing Jimmy The Loch's career. He then also tried to call his adversary's mother a fiend and called his performance a no no. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the second round of the hip hop battle Jimmy The Loch went in to rhyme and implying that Kollision shouldn't be aloud to have children. He predicted that adversary's kid would get picked on and school. He had a quick slip up during his versea well. Kollision then went into spit and claimed Jimmy The Loch was the white friend his black guy's liked to have raw sex with. He then called his challenger a reject of the black old poetry slam team and hand cuffing women. He also accused his rival of working at a police station. This round of the cypher goes to Kollision in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Jimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed that he didn't care if Kollision was feeling his bars. He also called his adversary rap Ellen. He accused his adversary of having an ostrich neck and brought up K Dot. Kollision then went into spit and claimed that he ate Ivan Da Great in his battle with him in Syracuse. He also threatened to stomp the shit out of Jimmy The Loch and asked Jus One why he let his challenger into the league. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the fourth round of the cypher Kollision went in and claimed he should Street Fighter upper cut and knock him out his socks. He then claimed to have done four years for burglary and claimed to be Philly swain's dad. Jimmy The Loc then went into rhyme and claimed Kollision had an exoskeleton from his last meth binge. He then said his rival should try increasing his meals and compared him to Ally Mc Beal. He had too many good punchlines Jimmy The Loc> in this battle. Jimmy The Loc won this round of the exhibition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqAAOUy1qc

Grind Time Now presents: Dirt vs Jimmy The Loch

Jimmy The Loch started the lyrical battle calling Dirt a clone. He also called him a a whack MC and a freakish human being. He was a lyrical emcee in this round.. He called his rival a premature fetus and claimed that he was surprised how all he was. He ended his bar comparing his adversary to a Steven King movie. Dirt then went into spit and claimed that the crowd knew what he would do to him. He also mocked the speed and flow of Jimmy The Loch. He basically gave his challenger pointer during this round of the match. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Jimmy The Loch went into spit and claimed Dirt was addicted to Jello pudding. He then accused his adversary of jacking off on his mothers computer and accused him of spitting bull shit. He then said subliminally tried to call his opponent a rock head. Dirt then went into rhyme and tried to accuse Jimmy The Loch of trying to be black. He has a mess up in his verse. This round of the exhibition was won by Jimmy The Loch in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical match Jimmy The Loch went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was supposed to be the Upstate division's Golden Boy. He then said his adversary had Polaroids of Soldier boy and had much aggression in his ending. Dirt then went into rhyme and claimed to be well equipped. He then accused Jimmy The Loch of having bad hygiene and compared him to a wood gnome. Dirt won this round based on his smooth ending in my opinion.

Dirt then went into rhyme against Jimmy The Loch during the second round to fight and didn't hesitate to mess up. He had fat insults on his adversary and showed the capability of his rhyming skills. Jimmy The Loch then went into rhyme and claimed Dirt was a zombie with human make up on. He then claimed to be a lethal force. He brought the Andy Milonakis & Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks & L Money battle and the Daze vs Dirt match. Jimmy The Loch won this round of the competition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI084beDVWA

Grind Time Now presents: Chatta Box vs Stainless

Stainless started the hip hop battle and claimed that acting like a female was the most artistic shit Chatta Box could possibly do. He also called his rival a loud mouth bitch that couldn't shut the fuck up and had short jokes. He also compared his rival to Heather B and Mister T. Chatta Box then went into rhyme and asked how long it took Stainless to write. She claimed that his adversary's girl friend enjoyed having sex with her and bragged about turning her out a fake penis. This round seemed to be a tie in my opinion.

I the second round of the rhyme battle Stainless went in and called Chatta Box little man Tate. He also made sexist comments about his adversary and called her a bum bitch. He had a thorough lyrical style and his punchlines were tough as well. Chatta Box then went into spit and claimed everything Stainless spit was untrue. She then brought up her rival's last match against Nameless and accused him of being an imitation of what he should be. Stainless won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the third round of lyrical battle Stainless went into spit with a witty remark on Chatta Box. He then accused her of having bull shit verses and claimed her vagina lips look like roast beef. He then said his adversary's flow was weak and ended implying that the girl picked fist fights. Chatta Box then went into freestyle and claimed Stainless should learn how to lay the pipe. She then told him to go home and write something different. She then ended with a somewhat slick punchline

In the fourth round of the rhyme battle Chatta Box wen into spit and claimed Stainless was trash. She seemed to be surprised that her opposition won and did push ups during her verse. She claimed that she couldn't be tamed and would stretch her opposition like elastic. Stainless then went into rhyme and had great metaphor about Chatta Box's piercings. He then said she was a midget with overactive hormones and seemed to have paid homage to her for spitting off the top. He claimed that he didn't want to go to Over time and was sorry that she lost. Chatta Box won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGBLqZE1XS8

Grind Time Now presents: AC (Amazin Crack) vs Wreck One

Wreck One started the lyrical battle claiming to be the king of the 518 and tried to imply that AC (Amazin Crack) was a homo sexual. He truly had a smooth lyrical approach. He claimed to have met his adversary in 2007 as an opening act for his show. He ended bar with a sick punchline. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into spit and made jokes about his melanin. He seemed to be trying to call Wreck One a white boy that wanted to be black and accused him of being better at lying than rhyming. He then claimed his rival's baby mother was burning and ended his verse claiming to own Albany. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Wreck One then went into rhyme and basically tried to call AC (Amazin Crack) a fuck boy. He then said compared his rival to Tony Montana and claimed he was 3 tanning sessions away from having the same complexion as his his opponent. He claimed that his opposition stayed losing on a regular basis and accuse him of doing cocaine lines.He ended with a quotable punchline. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into rhyme and claimed Wreck One is an errand boy who wears eyeshadow and concealer. He showed the true capability of his lyrical skills in this round and had a smooth ending. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

Wreck One then went in to rhyme and claimed AC (Amazin Crack) was a breeze. He also accused his adversary of getting beat buy Soul Khan in a past Grind Time battle and accused him of being partly white. He also accused his challenger's girl friend of not wanting to be seen out in public with him. AC (Amazin Crack) then went into spit and seemed to asking Wreck One who amped him. He then messed up be fore he claimed the last time he seen his adversary faced a person who didn't even write his lyrics. Wreck One won this round of he match since his opponent messed up.

AC (Amazin Crack) then went into rhyme and claimed Wreck One was wearing Fubu shoes. He implied stomping his challenger and strangling his sister. He seemed to be freestyle rhyming. Wreck One then went into spit and claimed AC (Amazin Crack) didn't deserve any props. He claimed that his rival sounded like a horrible version of Cortez and messed up towards the end of his verse. AC (Amazin Crack) won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGJ4xhfkQ4g