Kelvingrove Battles; Profanity vs EvaDePoD

Profanity went into rap first claiming not to think EvaDePoD matters and made fun of his opponents field of vision. He then fuck overtime and claimed to want an instant win. He claimed that winning was rare for his adversary and claimed that he was unprepared for him. EvaDePoD then went into rhyme and claimed that he would make Profanity enter a freak show so there would be no need for him to clown his rival. Profanity won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash Profanity went into rhyme and claimed that there was no way EvaDePoD's lyrics were propane. He claimed that he had rather be sniffing some cocaine than kicking it with his adversary and accused him of getting beat with body blows. He also made fun of his rivals lazy eye and accused him of using heroin it seemed. EvaDePoD then went into spit and said his eye wasn't lazy but he just couldn't give Profanity attention. He claimed that his rival should be silenced and never heard and accused him of being a walking punchline towards the end. Profanity won this round of the exhibition as well.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Profanity went into spit and said EvaDePoD must've been registered as being insane. He said that his adversary couldn't put his money where his mouth is and seemed to have accused of cashing worthless checks. He also said that his opponent was a nervous wreck and accused him of making a track called words unsaid. EvaDePoD then went into rhyme and accused EvaDePoD of rapping about his smoking habits. He tried to claim that radio didn't wanna play his rival and it looked like he went and bleep'd him self. Profanity won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE0Od21TE-o

Kelvingrove Battles; Chad the Lad versus Wee D

Wee D started the rap clash first and tried to imply that Chad the Lad was Ginger. He had a lot to say such as comparing his opponent to a tampon and his waist size to his penis girth. Chad the Lad then went into call Wee D a useless cunt. He called his adversary a stupid fuck and accused him of forming a crew for the sole purpose of playing soggy biscuit. He accused his adversary's flow of being misplace and accused him of enjoying the way a penis tasted. This round was a tie in my opinion.

Wee D then went into rhyme and had strong lyrical insults Chad the Lad. He claimed that he prayed his opponent die an ironic death and accused his mother of being a slut. Chad the Lad just went into rhyme and said he'd like to hang Wee D for a high building. He had height jokes on his opposition and then seemed to have messed up. Wee D won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the third round of the exhibition Wee D went into rhyme and told Chad the Lad to listen. He then said his opposition looked like he was dying ass and accused him of getting scolded by his mother even though he's 25. Chad the Lad then went into rhyme and said Wee D's name and tracks were the worst he had ever heard. He claimed to question his adversary's gangland authenticity and he ended claiming to be spitting a freestyle verse. Wee D won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbLE6qH0kmM

Kelvingrove Battles: Kayce One vs Bar

Bar started the rap battle telling Kayce One that his LP lacked imagination and seemed to be implying that his opponent only had five plays on his myspace music page. He also claimed that his opponent disgraced his own family by deciding to rap. Kayce One then anxiously went into rhyme and said when somebody mentioned his Bar's name for the first time he had never heard of him. His performance was charismatic and had one quotable punchline. He claimed that his opposition gets raped by his father while his mother tapes it.Kayce One won this round of the match in my opinion.

Bar then went into spit and seemed to be slipping on his raps again and claimed he'd rearrange Kayce One's face. He also said that his opponent looked scared when he was battling. He then started forgetting his lines. Kayce One started the rap clash calling Bar and accused him of practicing incest. He tried to imply that his opposition had no pride and would suck a penis for a rap contract. He claimed that his rival is more likely to catch aids from his own father then to get payed for a track. Kayce One won this round of the match in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Bar went into rhyme and told Kayce One that he was terrible. He then started forgetting his lines again and his verse was over soon. Kayce One then went into spit and asked the people if the loved the raps he was throwing at him and said that he couldn't believe his opponent was choking against him. He accused his adversary of trying to mack a girl by asking her if she wanted to get date raped. Kayce One won this round of the rhyme cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKvUR0FZOyg

Kelvingrove Battles: Mista Bee vs Proficiency

Mista Bee went into rap first an seemed to be accusing Proficiency's mother of having a really white fanny. He also claimed that his opponent shagged his own sister. He accused his opponent of smelling funny and wished bad things on his first born. Proficiency then went into rhyme and asked Mista Bee if he read the disaster report. He also claimed to have killer instincts and to be coming off of the top. He started forgetting his rhymes and messing up. Mista Bee won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the second round of the rap clash Mista Bee went into rhyme and implied grabbing Proficiency's face. He called his opposition a weak bitch and said that his adversary was a prick. He implied forgetting his lines as well and had offensive things to say about his opponent who did that. He claimed to be pissed off and couldn't explain it enough. Proficiency then went into spit calling people fags with no hesitation. He then couldn't finish his bars and his verse came to an abrupt ending. Mista Bee won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical battle Mista Bee then went into spit and called Proficiency a dick. He seemed to have forgot his rhymes and was spitting off the top of the dome and told his opposition to suck a dick because he supposedly didn't care any more. He asked his adversary why he had came on to the forum posing as one of his friends. He claimed it was apparent that his opponent didn't have bars. Proficiency then went into rhyme and accused Mista Bee of standing on the streets. He also said claimed that his adversary's name was short for bum. He stumbled while saying the word catastrophe and was messing up a bit. Mista Bee won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZa1cRxmRRw

Kelvingrove Battles: Dead28 vs Gupsie Hosted by Werd and Nity Gritz

Gupsie started the rap battle first claiming that he was your go to guy if if Dead28 wanted gore and implied calling up rapist's. He claimed that the battle was finished before it began and claimed to Have a Ted Bundy voice. Dead28 the n went into rhyme and seemed to be giving Gupsie a compliment on his eye brow. He claimed that it was in his adversary's genes to polish wood and claimed that they should call him The Sand Man. Gupsiewon this round of the rap battle based on consistency in my opinion.

Gupsie went in against Dead28 to rhyme and said something about romance being dead. He seemed to be trying to call his opposition a homo sexual and tried to imitate and mock him. Dead28 started his verse against Gupsie with no hesitation showing his lyrical skills. He said something about his challenger smelling like a pest. He seemed to have messed up and forgot his lines. Gupsie won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

In the third round of the match Gupsie then went in against Dead28 to spit and said he usually gets personal but hadn't done so yet. He then said that Dead28 was a drummer. Dead28 then went into rhyme against Gupsie and said a few words but ultimately messed up. Gupsie won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfsmEsa77FI