Grind Time Now presents: WIRD OF PLEY VS HEEM (tryout)

WIRD OF PLEY started the match first and claimed HEEM was probably on his dick if he's a fan of the battle scene. He then compared his gun to a cheer leader and threatened to rob his opponent while comparing himself to Morris Sap. He ended his bars implying to be the best man and claimed his his rival was a peace maker. He had a quotable punchline as well. HEEM started the cypher telling WIRD OF PLEY that his breath stinks and his verses were giving him a head ache. He then accused his rival of not getting girls and trying to watch others have sex. He then called his opponent is a homo rhymer and accused him of being in an incest family. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

In the second round of the lyrical battle WIRD OF PLEY went into rhyme and had a message to Grind Time. He then told HEEM he should wear Chanel and practice as a gymnast. He had an array of thorough punchlines ranging from the skin tone of his adversary to his his weight and size. HEEM then went into rhyme and claimed he could tell WIRD OF PLEY had no word play and called him a nerd. He then claimed he could tell his adversary was a rat. He ran out of things to say towards the end of his verse and started stuttering and free-styling. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the clash WIRD OF PLEY went into rhyme and claimed HEEM will never make it rhyming. He then told his rival to get in line or jump in the back seat. He then claimed his rival wouldn't get in Grind Time since there was no fagot division. HEEM then went into rhyme and claimed to be ready for war. He then said his adversary was the type to save up and get his chain robbed. he even accused his adversary of doing homo adult video's. His verse was hell a funny. WIRD OF PLEY won this round of the match by a little bit more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQp0cE6wPNE

Grind Time Now presents: Real Talk vs Uno Lavoz (tryout)

Uno Lavoz started rhyme battle first and tried to call Real Talk fake. He even made black jokes on his opponent and seemed to be comparing him to tinted windows. He then said a quotable punchline and proceeded to call him fake. Real Talk then went into rhyme anxiously after Uno Lavoz. The swag of his presentation was real aggressive and had thorough punchlines and many references to Uno's name. Real Talk won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.

Uno Lavoz then went in and tried to clown Real Talk about his first round. He then proceeded to call his adversary fat and black. His black joke about his adversary made the crowd laugh and implied that he knew he was gonna win. Real Talk then went into spit and claimed Uno Lavoz was a straight gimmick. He then also compared his rhymes to his challengers night life with women. He compared his adversary to five bite of chicken. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the cypher Uno Lavoz went into rhyme and compared a match with him to two cars on a head on collision. He then claimed Real Talk was high and compared him to a jump off. Real Talk then went in spitting off the top and flipped Uno Lavoz last punchline. He didn't really say any hot metaphors during this round but he referenced Kollision. He had a smooth flow and atleast he didn't quit. Uno Lavoz won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBkd6DLNlw

REAL TALK BATTLES present: RT6 - Tryout - Benefit vs Sasquatch

Sasquatch started the cypher first and brought up The Planet of the Apes. He claimed that the chances of him beating Benefit were definite and claimed to be mastermind when he raps. He then accused his opponent of not making sense and claimed that he himself was a bit confused. Benefit then went into rap and called Sasquatch James Boubon. He then accused his opponent of wearing a turban and later on began to mess up. He had a pause for a bit then ended and it sounded like he accused his opponent of stealing his clothes from a rainbow. Sasquatch won this round of the rap clash in my opinion.

Sasquatch then went into rhyme and implied that Benefit was the worst in his division. He also said that his adversary played soccer for a team called the penetrators and ended his verse with Asian jokes. Benefit then went into rhyme and made fun of Sasquatch's eyes. He even said he would teach his opponent a lesson in battle rap and perfection. He also said his adversary was rapping against him like he practiced for him. He claimed his adversary was maggot during conception and then started forgetting his lines. Sasquatch won this round of the exhibition.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Sasquatch went in claiming he would out Asian Benefit than out Caucasian him. He then said his adversary was 24 and mentioned him either being or needing a life coach. Benefit then went into rhyme and claimed that rap wasn't something that Sasquatch would be achieving. He made more jokes about his rival's vision. he would have done better in this round if he wouldn't have for got his lines because in my opinion his delivery was stronger. Sasquatch won this round of the match based on consistency.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QFwPs-PPA

AHAT IE Rap Battle Barz & Stripez Tryout: Rich vs The Dragon

The Dragon started this lyrical battle against Rich first and bragged about his own flow. He called his opponents flow whack and was extremely syllabic. His rhymes were almost like a lyrical poem he seemed to have been stopped before he can finish. Rich then went into rhyme and seemed to be trying to call an Eminem impersonator. He tried to imply that his adversary's girl was sucking him off like sour patches as well and told him that he belonged in a flower pageant. This round of the match was a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle The Dragon went in rhyming lyrically and said he choked Rich and implied leaving his bones poking out. He claimed to be ready and armed then said he would attack like a black gorilla. He was thorough with his lyrical delivery during this round of the rhyme cypher as well. Rich then went into spit in the second round and claimed he would chop The Dragon Bush Wick Bill. He told The Dragon that he wasn't what his rap name implied and told him that he ain't lyrical. He messed up and stumbled his rhymes again. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rap battle The Dragon went in against Rich and claimed that there wasn't no telling how evil that he would have to get. He compared rapping against his opponent to shitting without the laxative. He compared himself to a cannon ball. Rich went in and claimed that he wasn't racist and had never hated on a Mexican person. He tried to imply that The Dragon would never beat him and claimed to be more ill than Big L. Rich won this round of the match in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MTeK81pN4E

REAL TALK 5 - Tryout - Tease vs Crakky

Tease started the freestyle battle accusing Crakky practicing bestiality off the start. He said that he came to do his opponent hard and accused his opponents vagina of stinking. He referred to himself as being a menace to society. Crakky started to freestyle first and said first battle of the night and said that he wanted to punch Tease's lights out. He called his adversary a dirty hole and wished he would burn. He accused his adversary of liking to work a pole. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

Tease then went into rhyme and said Crakky wouldn't survive when he spits venom and makes him lose control of his eyes. He said he would have him pissing blood and called hid rival a dirty cunt. He claimed to feel sorry his sister and the rest of his family. Crakky then went into spit but forgot his writtens and said that he would make Tease disappear. He was spitting a freestyle and compared his challenger to poop stains. Tease won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

Tease then went in to rhyme and said he would cut Crakky into confetti and throw him around with his machete. He claimed that he would take his opponent out personally and said that he looks like a retard. He said he would beat his opponent with one of his posters. Crakky then went claiming he was named after crack heads and said Tease was named after homosexuals. He accused his rival of jacking off to transvestites and called him poor. Crakky won this round of the rhyme battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDUMujyrOHk&feature=related

AHAT Tryout Rap Battle: Clint-Gee vs Yung Gicasso

Clint-Gee started the rap cypher telling Yung Gicasso that he can't hang at all and called him nothing but an outcast. He said that he keeps a gat on him more than he keeps a state ID. The rape punchline he said was thorough and he accused him of act live. He was a hot lyricist as well. Yung Gicasso was funny but I'm mad that he made New Jersey jokes when Clint-Gee is from New Haven connecticut. His delivery was the best part about this round of the cypher. The part that had me dieing was when he said kidnap a lot of you nigga's get you nigga's in the trunk at 2:10 of the video. He proceeded to make New Jersey Net jokes. He kept on bragging about his drug connects and claimed that his challenger isn't moving anything. He messed up while he was spitting but I liked his rap verse. Clint-Gee won this round of the rhyme cypher.

In the second round of the punchline battle Clint-Gee went in and said everytime he came through blocks nigga's stop and froze then told Yung Gicasso he better rock and roll. He said he bagged his adversary's wife and threatened to stab him if he tries to fight. He told his opponent to freeze or he would take his life and seemed sure that he won this round. Yung Gicasso started his verse making fun of New Jersey some more even though his opponent clearly is from there. He continued to rhyme with a witty colorful personality, you can't help but laugh. He seemed to have got messed up when he was spitting. His delivery was hungry he seemed to have started freestyle rapping at the end of his verse and his lyrics were not too hot but the way he said them were thorough. This round of the cypher was a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the lyrical tournament Clint-Gee anxiously jumped in to rap and claimed that you could catch him in the hood because he'd be right near. He said his dogs might bite ears off when it comes to boxing and said that he was losing sanity. He said that his opponent ain't pitching no raw and he called his rival a rapist that probably gets kicked in the balls. He said that he'd catch him in his car and do him like Big T. Yung Gicasso went in and said that you could tell by Clint-Gee out fit that he isn't getting chips. He said that his opponent be catching the bus while it's mad ho out walking to the w.i.c. He claimed to be hanging with adversary's girl and seemed to be improvising on how he gets head from her. He spit about running a train on his adversary's girl. This round of the rap battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etUedlQ3fCw



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpFpksGbno

Puerto Rico vs Venom, AHAT.tv tryout Rap Battle

Venom anxiously went first and had a smooth flow and you can tell that his raps were written. His metaphor were hard but not that clever and animated all he did was spit murder raps. The only line I liked was when he said put your demo like a train put tracks on the ground. Puerto Rico spit with a freestyle you can tell. He's pretty good at putting rhymes together. He was straight but his delivery was a bit stronger. The best thing he said was when he tried to say he would put his adversary's tongue in the toilet I feel like he may have ended his verse a little too soon. I think this round of the cypher is a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of this tryout Venom fronted to like he was gonna do something spectacular but in my opinion his raps were straight. He compared himself to spider man. He compared himself to cashes clay. He continued to rap about shooting his rival. He said that he would his adversary was garbage like a Vegas stretch. Puerto Rico went in and started flowing right after. He said that Jessica James would come through with a strap on and get in his opponents butt hole. He continued with his hungry delivery was really holding his own. This round of the rap battle was a tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOHyiklbVyM

AHAT.tv tryout Rap Battle: Agez vs Sober 1

Agez started the rhyme battle calling his opponent blessed to face him he had a lyrical approach. He made George Lopez rap jokes when he spit his lines which is a common thing for a whole lot of emcees that go up against Mexicans it's kind getting played out and whack but whatever. He claimed that his rival had no neck He tried to imply that Mexicans create swine. He brought up facts about his adversary's battle history and called him a bitch that ain't built for Vegas. He finished off by using a few spanish words. Sober 1 went in and spit hard you can tell he was rapping a freestyle but he had a bit of a slip up in the beginning. He said he would put his gun to his rivals mouth. The hottest thing he said was he's hotter than fat people rocking sweaters. Sober 1 ended the his verse by calling his challenger nothing but dreamer basically. Agez won this round of the cypher in my opinion.

Off the rip when Agez started to spit he called his opponent fat Zorro. He seemed to coming off the top with a freestyle. He said that he would dismantle Sober 1's whole platoon and said that he is guessing that his adversary's father is sober 2 he seemed to have messed when he was rapping. He had too many metaphors to count it seemed that O.D. stopped him early after Agez compared his rap skills to a circumcised penis. Sober 1 went in and spit that fire and said he wanted to make him end up in critical condition. He started losing concentration and saying nothing good. He needs to start battling with writtens in my opinion but I will say this he's good at spitting freestyle raps but not good at goine one on one with them. The best line he said was your a goose but this your last flight. Agez won this round of the cypher in my opinion based on having a little more consistency but not that much and his punchlines were funny and he had more of them but it doesn't hurt that he makes more sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8JbeolGPkA

Grind TIme Now / Golden State Bullies Presents: Oh Blimey vs True Temper (Tryout)

True Temper started the rapping battle first and he wasted no time making lesbian rap jokes about Oh Blimey. True Temper had harsh metaphors said mean things in his raps that would probably offend the average person and didn't hesitate to call her a bitch. True Temper had a freestyle rap approach to spitting his rap verses. Oh Blimey had a few nice metaphors as well, and a racial subliminal or two. Oh Blimey had a syllabic rap flow. Oh Blimey even called her self an over weight bitch. It never hurts to talk junk about yourself in a rap cypher. This round of the cypher was surely a tie.

In round two of the rap cypher True Temper went in straight hard and tried to say that Oh Blimey bit rhymes off of him. True Temper had a funny punchline when he referred to Oh Blimey braking her car when she ghost rides. True Temper payed homage to CL Smooth and Peter Rock in his rap verse giving his opponent a little old school hip hop lesson. Oh Blimey seemed to be telling everybody True Temper's real name and tried to imply that her opponent was a homosexual. Oh Blimey called True Temper a 40 year old version of that battle rapper named Gin. Oh Blimey won this round of the rap battle by a tad bit more.

In round 3 of the rap battle True Temper tried to spit his rap verse but everyone kept on laughing and it made it hard for him to continue at first. True Temper had a smoother rhyme delivery during this round of the rap battle. Oh Blimey tried to say that True Temper is obsessed over the Grind Time rapper that they call Tantrum. Oh Blimey messed up in the middle of her rap verse but it's a shame because she was on a roll. Oh Blimey won this third round of the rhyme battle.

In the fourth and last round of this rap battle Oh Blimey tried to say her grandmother went to school with him. Oh Blimey tried to say that she turned True Temper's girl into a lesbian. The last insult that Oh Blimey made was on True Temper's rap delivery and I can't say that I dis agree with her because it was taking True Temper kind of long to spit his verses out. True Temper was next up at bat to rap during this round of the rap battle. True Temper had sexist rhymes in his round of this rap battle. True Temper had counter raps for just about everything that Oh Blimey mentioned turning the glass ceiling into concrete so he wouldn't have look down that metaphor was dope. True Temper totally won this round of the rap battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5vcQvEwilY&playnext_from=TL&videos=G6McvfCMxss&feature=sub

Rap Battle Grind Time Now Presents: Glympse Auto vs Gladiator (tryout)

In the first round of this rap battle Glypse Auto started it off. He was a tad bit funnier. Glympse Auto was tripping and fumbling on his rap punchlines this made him look bad.Gladiator won this round of the rap battle because he had some hot rap bars and he was more consistent.

In the second round of this rap battle Glympse Auto started getting a tad bit better.Glympse Auto started the rap battle off with a funny rap opener.
Gladiator was a better more consistent rap M C and he won this round of the rap battle.

In the third round of this rap battle Glympse Auto started it off with funny raps again but he couldn't finish it off.Gladiator took this round of the rap battle as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLaDpu1DGEo&feature=channel

KOTD - PY - Notez vs Daze (TRYOUT)

In the first round of this rap battle Notez came hard his rap flow was consistent and his battle raps were pretty fluent . I enjoyed the rap punch line when Notez made references to Street Fighter. Notez had real rap delivery that you can feel.I liked both of these rappers they represented in the first round so I'd have to say the first round of this rap battle was a tie.

In the second round of this rap battle daze slipped on one of his rhymes but he still went hard and he did his thing. Daze went sick when he rapped. Notez was good I thought his rap delivery real. He was a funny character. Both these rappers hard funny rap punch lines.

in the third round of this round of this rap battle Notez went sick and his rap metaphors and the way he put together rap syllables were great. I enjoyed this rap round of the rap battle.This round of the rap battle was also a tie in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYURS0uPRA&feature=channel