Nugget went in to anxiously start the first round of this match and accused Bony of having a melon face. He then tried to say his opponent's mental stage is less then his weight and accused him of living in a depressing place. He seemed to be implying that his opposition strings together irrelevant multi's and accused him of spitting weak bars. He ended inquiring about his opponent having sex with nash and claimed that he was about to rip him apart. Bony then went into spit with a rebuttal on Nugget claiming that rap was about who had better rhymes. His lyrical skills were thorough. He called his adversary a fat spastic and claimed that he would burn him. He then claimed he would rape his challengers 3 year old niece or have sex with his mother. This round of the exhibition was was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the hip hop battle Nugget claimed that you could slag him and seemed to be trying to imply that Bony's girl be coming the battles to watch him. He also compared himself to osteoporosis and he broke down his adversary's name. He tried to accuse his rival of practicing bestiality. Bony went into spit and claimed that Nugget has a child and hangs online trying to learn how to rhyme. He told his his rival to go and get a tasty meal and said that this wasn't a make believe scene where he would win matches on King Of The Dot aka KOTD. He ended his verse clearly with a freestyle. This round of the match goes to Nugget in my opinion.
In the third round of the lyrical battle Nugget went into spit and started comparing himself to Bony. He then brought up something about his oppositions last battle and proceeded on to curse at his opponent. He then claimed that when his opposition was rapping it looked like he was trying to dance with him. Bony then went into spit and claimed that Nugget looked ugly. He accused his challenger of enjoying to get gang raped. He had many comparisons to what his opponent was to him and called him a clone to gnome. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.
In the fourth round of the lyrical battle Bony went into spit and claimed that Nugget plays kings of Camelot. He then tried to accuse his challenger of being a cry baby and brought up his opposition's win in the UK. He claimed that his rival only got it because Nate didn't show up. Nugget then went into spit and seemed to be implying that the OT was A big surprise. He then told his adversary to go back to Dublin and stop messing up the good rap battle league. He claimed to shatter dreams in battles while his rival's dream is to be on Off The Hook magazine. Nugget won this round of the exhibition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uv6HH_E_Lg
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
DFI 4 - Ksnatch VS Jambo
Ksnatch started in what seemed to be a freestyle battle and claimed to be a caged beast rapper. He then claimed that his adversary needed swagger and claimed that battling somebody like himself was like showing up to a lesbian party without your pants on. Jambo then went into rhyme and claimed that where ever Ksnatch was from it must have not been a place where men exist and claimed that he was made to battle his little buddy Genesis. He also claimed his challenger was a shit rhymer that named himself after a vagina. This round of the competition was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the freestyle battle Ksnatch went into spit off the top and claimed Jambo is useless. He also claimed that he was taking the match in three rounds and called him a has been. He then accused opponent of being aggressive because he can't get laid and claimed that he would put a sword to him and take off his neck. He claimed that his rhyme scheme was toxic. Jambo then went into rhyme claiming Ksnatch reminded him of a little rascals character. He also accused his challenger of wearing kids type clothes. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
In the third round of the rhyme battle Ksnatch went in and claimed that his bars were packed tightly. He also claimed Don't Flop was boring and accused Jambo of being unoriginal. He then implied that his adversary never learned how to pee in a potty and claimed that his rhymes were misleading. He seemed to have a slip up towards the end of his bars. Jambo then went into spit and claimed that if Ksnatch was a breast he would be an A cup. His rhymes were harder in this round. Jambo won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OtcDYHKw6E
In the second round of the freestyle battle Ksnatch went into spit off the top and claimed Jambo is useless. He also claimed that he was taking the match in three rounds and called him a has been. He then accused opponent of being aggressive because he can't get laid and claimed that he would put a sword to him and take off his neck. He claimed that his rhyme scheme was toxic. Jambo then went into rhyme claiming Ksnatch reminded him of a little rascals character. He also accused his challenger of wearing kids type clothes. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
In the third round of the rhyme battle Ksnatch went in and claimed that his bars were packed tightly. He also claimed Don't Flop was boring and accused Jambo of being unoriginal. He then implied that his adversary never learned how to pee in a potty and claimed that his rhymes were misleading. He seemed to have a slip up towards the end of his bars. Jambo then went into spit and claimed that if Ksnatch was a breast he would be an A cup. His rhymes were harder in this round. Jambo won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OtcDYHKw6E
Freestyle Rap Battle: Yung Gicasso vs Quez & Judgement Day Promo
Yung Gicasso started the freestyle battle claiming that Quez was gonna see a day shift and claimed that he was tired of battling no names. He then accused his adversary of being a non ultimate rap league get smacked ass nigga and also brought up his own last match against Franchise. He ended his verse clowning Donnie Menace. Quez then went into rhyme and accused Yung Gicasso of wearing the same size jeans as his little sister and told his opposition that he wasn't messing with him when it came to the rap scene. He then claimed he would shoot his adversary in the face and leave him out of his dome. He started making fun of his challengers acme and ended his bars calling him a fagot. Yung Gicasso won this round of the freestyle battle.
In the second round of this match Yung Gicasso went into spit and claimed that he reps blood gang. He then warned Quez to sit his ass down before he mad change. He claimed that he didn't like his opposition and seemed to be describing his own swagger and guns. He then ended his bars claiming that the match up was a heat game. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get mad about all the stuff Yung Gicasso was talking about. He claimed that his challenger loses and whines and loses. He said if this was a game it would be don't wake daddy. Yung Gicasso won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
In the third round of the freestyle battle Yung Gicasso went into spit off the top and claimed Quez was E ness. He claimed that he didn't like his adversary and ended claiming that he be having sex with Marge Simpson. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he wished the two of them were remotely alike. He also said that his opponent thought he was tough and accused him of being the type to get shot by a reflected bullet. In my opinion this round of the exhibition was a tie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRMd-mXSW8
In the second round of this match Yung Gicasso went into spit and claimed that he reps blood gang. He then warned Quez to sit his ass down before he mad change. He claimed that he didn't like his opposition and seemed to be describing his own swagger and guns. He then ended his bars claiming that the match up was a heat game. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he would get mad about all the stuff Yung Gicasso was talking about. He claimed that his challenger loses and whines and loses. He said if this was a game it would be don't wake daddy. Yung Gicasso won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
In the third round of the freestyle battle Yung Gicasso went into spit off the top and claimed Quez was E ness. He claimed that he didn't like his adversary and ended claiming that he be having sex with Marge Simpson. Quez then went into rhyme and claimed that he wished the two of them were remotely alike. He also said that his opponent thought he was tough and accused him of being the type to get shot by a reflected bullet. In my opinion this round of the exhibition was a tie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRMd-mXSW8
Barz & Stripes Tryout Battle: Sonic Soundwavious vs Punchline
Punchline then anxiously went into rap claiming that it was November 28th 2010 and claimed that the day would go down in infamy. He then said Sonic Soundwavious looked like a liar and later on subliminally bought up Jay-z and Roc-a-fella. He finished up his verse talking about how he would shoot his opposition. Sonic Soundwavious then went into spit and claimed to be thankful for Punchline taking a Loss. He tried to say that his opposition must have had the worst luck in the world and claimed that he could see right through him. He told his challenger that he needed to keep the gangster rhymes to himself and compared his heart to a Kiebler's elf. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of what seemed to be his Debut.
Punchline then went into spit and claimed that judging on Sonic Soundwavious's lyrics in the first round that there rhymes weren't the same in height. He then tried to imply that women pay to have sex with him and implied that his opposition was a lover boy. He had a hard core delivery. Sonic Soundwavious then told Punchline that he needed to go home and get his gun. He was extremely hilarious and seemed a little bit more versatile during spitting. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of the cypher in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCgvRu8Tyw
Punchline then went into spit and claimed that judging on Sonic Soundwavious's lyrics in the first round that there rhymes weren't the same in height. He then tried to imply that women pay to have sex with him and implied that his opposition was a lover boy. He had a hard core delivery. Sonic Soundwavious then told Punchline that he needed to go home and get his gun. He was extremely hilarious and seemed a little bit more versatile during spitting. Sonic Soundwavious won this round of the cypher in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCgvRu8Tyw
Barz & Stripes Tryout Rap Battle: Aries vs Caligraphy
Caligraphy started the lyrical match first and seemed to be telling a story with a bit of a Slick Rick approach about rapping against Aries. He called his opposition cold and claimed that he would reset his whole game. The guy named Aries then went into spit and claimed that he was there for a full course meal. He then went on to say that Caligraphy needed to let go and seemed to be accusing him of rocking Ecko. I liked what he had to say more in this round because his rhymes were harder and way more slick. Aries won this round of the cypher in my opinion.
Caligraphy then went into spit and claimed to had worked at build a bear. He then seemed to be freestyle rapping and started to elaborate about the age of Aries little sister. He then said he would turn his opponent's whole body into a casualty. Aries then went into spit and made ugly jokes about Caligraphy. He had a quotable punchline as well. He ended his bars saying that his adversary's girls name is Jose. Caligraphy won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbpxLE7GhdA
Caligraphy then went into spit and claimed to had worked at build a bear. He then seemed to be freestyle rapping and started to elaborate about the age of Aries little sister. He then said he would turn his opponent's whole body into a casualty. Aries then went into spit and made ugly jokes about Caligraphy. He had a quotable punchline as well. He ended his bars saying that his adversary's girls name is Jose. Caligraphy won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbpxLE7GhdA
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Rap Battle: Doms vs Kooly Bop. AHAT Rap Battle League
Kooly Bop went into rap claiming that the day was finally there that he got to battle Doms and compared the two of them. He then told his adversary that he wasn't balling and was barely making minimum wage. He then started to make insults on Ratchet and his crew. He then claimed that his opponent and K.O.N. were Beavis and Butt head. Doms then went in claiming to be cool with the battle raps but made his music righteous. He also accused Kooly Bop of sucking with his flow and made short jokes. He claimed that his adversary could limbo without ducking.He ended his bars claiming to be the reason that his challenger was in a main event. Doms won this round of the cypher in my opinion
In the second round of the exhibition Kooly Bop went into spit and claimed that he could turn Ahat in to a murder scene. He claimed that Doms wouldn't swing and called him a mascot for Burger King. He also claimed that his opposition should be singing country instead of rapping and compared him to a Nick Carter from the Back Street Boys. Doms then went into spit and made more height jokes on Kooly Bop calling him a miniature elf. He ended his verse telling his opposition to switch his glasses around but claimed that he wouldn't see him whether he did or not. Doms won this round of the match.
In the third round of the exhibition Kooly Bop went into spit and claimed to be a big spender. He claimed to be new school while Doms dressed retro. He claimed to have had sex with his adversary's girl and claimed his opposition was jocking him. The man claimed thought opponent was softer than a toaster pastry and ended telling him to walk back down to the Eight Mile. Doms then went into spit and claimed that Kooly Bop didn't just look little but he liked a lot of little shit. He brought up rivals battle against Kaine and had a quotable punchline. Doms won this round of the exhibition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oOjaqYogMc
In the second round of the exhibition Kooly Bop went into spit and claimed that he could turn Ahat in to a murder scene. He claimed that Doms wouldn't swing and called him a mascot for Burger King. He also claimed that his opposition should be singing country instead of rapping and compared him to a Nick Carter from the Back Street Boys. Doms then went into spit and made more height jokes on Kooly Bop calling him a miniature elf. He ended his verse telling his opposition to switch his glasses around but claimed that he wouldn't see him whether he did or not. Doms won this round of the match.
In the third round of the exhibition Kooly Bop went into spit and claimed to be a big spender. He claimed to be new school while Doms dressed retro. He claimed to have had sex with his adversary's girl and claimed his opposition was jocking him. The man claimed thought opponent was softer than a toaster pastry and ended telling him to walk back down to the Eight Mile. Doms then went into spit and claimed that Kooly Bop didn't just look little but he liked a lot of little shit. He brought up rivals battle against Kaine and had a quotable punchline. Doms won this round of the exhibition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oOjaqYogMc
Barz & Stripes Rap Battle Tryout: Funds vs Perserverence
Perserverence started the exhibition claiming that he could be found at the gym or a local bar. He then tried to claim that he be cheating with Funds's girl friend and claimed that even if his adversary got into the league he wouldn't stand a chance. He then told his opposition to put his microphone down and to bring his ass home. Funds then went into rhyme and claimed Perserverence was that cat that was getting mashed like baby food. He tried to call his adversary a bitch and claimed that he loved his own life. He had a quotable punchline as well and warned him to pay him a payment.
In the second round of the cypher Perserverence went into rhyme and compared Funds to a balloon boy with rhymes that were written by a ghost. He then accused his opposition of being from Riverside and tried to imply that he he doesn't hold guns. He then said he would wreck the stage and bring the most violence. He spit off the top at the end and insulted some lady in the crowd. Funds claimed that what Perserverence said sounds whack to him. He then said claimed his adversary was weak and claimed to get a lot of dome. He then went on to compare the match to class. He claimed to get a lot of money and spend a lot of it at the strip club. Funds won this round of the hip hop battle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hAViwNN5xg
In the second round of the cypher Perserverence went into rhyme and compared Funds to a balloon boy with rhymes that were written by a ghost. He then accused his opposition of being from Riverside and tried to imply that he he doesn't hold guns. He then said he would wreck the stage and bring the most violence. He spit off the top at the end and insulted some lady in the crowd. Funds claimed that what Perserverence said sounds whack to him. He then said claimed his adversary was weak and claimed to get a lot of dome. He then went on to compare the match to class. He claimed to get a lot of money and spend a lot of it at the strip club. Funds won this round of the hip hop battle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hAViwNN5xg
AHAT Rap Battle: Trigaaah vs Grinda (rematch)
Grinda went into the first round against Trigaaah for the cypher mentioning dirty razors and continued to rap with a sadistic voice. He had some real horror-core type of rhymes. Trigaaah then went into spit and seemed to be implying that Grinda had a better chance of giving OD a lap dance then to beat him in the match. His lyrical skills were thorough and so was his delivery. He claimed that a homo sexual wouldn't give his opposition the thumbs up if he had sneaked him to his room and then had his buns up. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
In the second round of the rhyme battle Grinda went in against Trigaaah and seemed to be using other people from the Ahat's name subliminally. He used Konflict, Ratchet, Kaine, Trigaaah, Donnie Mennace, Smack, Franchise, miles low, Genie, Artisan, K.O.N.. Kooly Bop, and the founder OD. Trigaaah then went into rhyme and claimed to be outlining Grinda. He then claimed that he be sporting 12 cylinder car and claimed that butchers a beat. Grinda won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
In the third round of the lyrical cypher Grinda went into rhyme and told Trigaaah that they can go to gloves. He threatened to punch his adversary in his stomach until his balls drop and tried to accuse him of trying to hide a bald spot.He tried to imply that his adversary be on blogs crying. Trigaaah then went into spit and asked the people why they thought Grinda was dope and claimed that it seemed like he was sniffing coke. He then claimed that his challengers girl be giving him deep throat. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_azUFazHM7E
In the second round of the rhyme battle Grinda went in against Trigaaah and seemed to be using other people from the Ahat's name subliminally. He used Konflict, Ratchet, Kaine, Trigaaah, Donnie Mennace, Smack, Franchise, miles low, Genie, Artisan, K.O.N.. Kooly Bop, and the founder OD. Trigaaah then went into rhyme and claimed to be outlining Grinda. He then claimed that he be sporting 12 cylinder car and claimed that butchers a beat. Grinda won this round of the exhibition in my opinion.
In the third round of the lyrical cypher Grinda went into rhyme and told Trigaaah that they can go to gloves. He threatened to punch his adversary in his stomach until his balls drop and tried to accuse him of trying to hide a bald spot.He tried to imply that his adversary be on blogs crying. Trigaaah then went into spit and asked the people why they thought Grinda was dope and claimed that it seemed like he was sniffing coke. He then claimed that his challengers girl be giving him deep throat. This round of the exhibition was a tie in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_azUFazHM7E
King Ryma vs Lexo Mc Battle
Lexo started the lyrical battle cursing and claimed that King Ryma was ugly and wanted to place money on the battle that night which had got to him. He then asked his adversary how he was gonna battle when he had kids to feed and claimed that he needed to stop eating. He switched up to a fast lyrical delivery at the end of his verse and claimed that house was not a home. King Ryma then went into rhyme and mentioned his battle with Trigga. He started strong but seemed to be messing up later on his verse and cleaned up and finished off with a good performance. This round of the exhibition goes to Lexo in my opinion.
In the second round of the match Lexo went into spit and compared King Ryma to Fat Albert. He then claimed that when he was finished with his opposition two caskets one for him and one for his man tits would be needed and claimed to be the ace of spades. He claimed that his rival chokes in every battle and compared him to Tera Patrick. he had a long pause then he jumped back in and claimed to have a lot of wisdom. King Ryma then went and tried to say that Dirtbag Dan had a little brother it would look like Lexo. He then said that his challengers mouth gets watery when they watch one hundred and one dalmatians. He seemed to be freestyle rapping a good part of it and his rhymes seemed to be relevant. King Ryma won this round of the exhibition.
In the third round of the competition Lexo went into spit and claimed that he could have said some stuff in this competition that he could say about King Ryma didn't such as racist jokes and so on. He claimed to be a mad man on a mission and was going extremely crazy. King Ryma then went into rhyme and claimed that he wanted to whack Lexo. He then asked why after every bar his challenger spit he touched his hat brim and made remarks about his oppositions sexuality. He called him self a python and claimed that he would dedicate on his adversary's front porch and tell his father to clean it. King Ryma won this round without a doubt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekfU6VubtU
In the second round of the match Lexo went into spit and compared King Ryma to Fat Albert. He then claimed that when he was finished with his opposition two caskets one for him and one for his man tits would be needed and claimed to be the ace of spades. He claimed that his rival chokes in every battle and compared him to Tera Patrick. he had a long pause then he jumped back in and claimed to have a lot of wisdom. King Ryma then went and tried to say that Dirtbag Dan had a little brother it would look like Lexo. He then said that his challengers mouth gets watery when they watch one hundred and one dalmatians. He seemed to be freestyle rapping a good part of it and his rhymes seemed to be relevant. King Ryma won this round of the exhibition.
In the third round of the competition Lexo went into spit and claimed that he could have said some stuff in this competition that he could say about King Ryma didn't such as racist jokes and so on. He claimed to be a mad man on a mission and was going extremely crazy. King Ryma then went into rhyme and claimed that he wanted to whack Lexo. He then asked why after every bar his challenger spit he touched his hat brim and made remarks about his oppositions sexuality. He called him self a python and claimed that he would dedicate on his adversary's front porch and tell his father to clean it. King Ryma won this round without a doubt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekfU6VubtU
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Parlous vs IBlayz Mc Battle
Parlous started this round of the exhibition first and claimed that his freestyle was better. He then mentioned that he did a few shows and claimed that he was in better shape then IBlayz. The man also had age jokes on his opposition and claimed that he looked like Chris Styles. The man tried to call his rival a nut hugger. IBlayz started to rhyme and it sounded like he was about to say somehthing hot but he messed up and then tried to call Parlous a dusty ass old fart. He then compared himself to red bull. In my opinion Parlous won this round of the match.
In the second round of the exhibition Parlous went into rhyme and claimed that IBlayz sister sucked his dick. He claimed that his opposition didn't deserve to have a penis and claimed he was Mr lover lover compared to his opponent. IBlayz then went into rhyme and claimed that Parlous should get his facts straight. he then messed up and his verse ended fairly quickly. Parlous won this round of the match in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJlluk7aMi0
In the second round of the exhibition Parlous went into rhyme and claimed that IBlayz sister sucked his dick. He claimed that his opposition didn't deserve to have a penis and claimed he was Mr lover lover compared to his opponent. IBlayz then went into rhyme and claimed that Parlous should get his facts straight. he then messed up and his verse ended fairly quickly. Parlous won this round of the match in my opinion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJlluk7aMi0
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