KOTD - Dizaster vs HFK (Terrorist Rap Battle)

Dizaster anxiously started this rap battle off and said and called HFK a Canadian straight guy and then made fun of his adversary's nationality, claiming that Arab rhymes with plane crash. His lyricism was thorough and he claimed that he would go to his oppositions house and screw there mother and sister. he asked why his opponent was trying to step in side of his rhyming session and the brought up 9/11. He also incorporated a ton of fat jokes and compared his opponent to Osama bin laden's heart condition. HFK then went in to the rap battle calling Dizaster an American fagot. He claimed that his adversary never lived on his own and said that he should drag him back all the way to his home land and stomp him. He tried to say that his adversary looks like he hasn't slept since Thesaurus popped his first pimple. He claimed that 2010 would not be his opponents year and claimed that he would make him drop to tears. He said that he rather be fat then to be his opponent. This round of the cypher was thorough and a tie in my opinion.

In the second round of the rhyme battle Dizaster claimed to have hi jacked a plane with his opposition and the plan worked but implied that all HFK wanted to do was eat. He called his adversary an oil neck and was real creative in his raps. He compared his rivals head to a penis that hasn't been circumcised and he started chuckling in the middle of his rhymes. He made Persian jokes and compared his rival to Bone Crusher. HFK called Dizaster a fagot again and told him that he wasn't the best in Grind Time. He said that he would make his rival's trip to Toronto uneasy. He said that Charron came up to him and asked him why he was going up against another Arabian so he pulled him over and told him to never get it messed up and told him to never call him that again because he is Persian. In my opinion this round of the lyrical battle was a tie.

In the third round of the cypher Dizaster went into rhyme and said something about what HFK ordered from Mc Donald's claiming it was a Tricky P with Cheddar Cheese. He asked his adversary what he was looking at and accused him of looking like a stupid cat. He said lets set the record straight and accused his opposition of having terrorist genetic traits. He said they say rap is dead because of jokes then cursed at his opposition and called him a fat smelly Persian. He said that his opposition is the reason King of The Dot is messed up and this round of the rhyme cypher was a tie in my opinion. HFK went up to spit and called Dizaster a geek. He accused his challenger of battling corny and claimed that he hits his wife. Dizaster won this round of the rap battle in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3xM6CK2NUk