Thursday, August 26, 2010

Grind Time Now presents: Chedda Cheese vs Japanese Jesus

Japanese Jesus started the rap battle first and seemed to be trying to guess his opponents real name and seemed to be telling a story about Chedda Cheese background. He accused his rival of going to homo jail and getting out on a fagot bond and accused him of using Organik's dick as a magic stick. He accused his opposition of being scared to fight and called him the most feminine rapper that he has ever seen and told him to get on his grind more. Chedda Cheese hopped in this battle telling Japanese Jesus to open up his eyes and told him that his jeans are just as tight as his since he is so fat. He said that him and his opposition are complete opposites that are similar in one way despite there rivalry and he called him a fat joke. He said that he since his challenger is cool with Lush One he thought he'd be finally moving up and accusing him of trying to collaborate. He asked how his rival types with sausage fingers. In my opinion this first round of the rap cypher was a tie.

In the second round of this rap battle Japanese Jesus told everyone that he's fat with a proud delivery and called himself 300 pounds while his Chedda Cheese is a quarter sack. He warned that this could get quite vicious and called him legendary on the glory hole circuit. He said that he's half Puerto Rican and compared himself to Peedi Crack then seemed to be using his flow. He ended by claiming to be on his old school shit. Chedda Cheese said that he agrees with fact the what they say about Texas everything being bigger after seeing Japanese Jesus. He then started rapping about everything that balances out with his challenger and called him a regular dude for the most part. He seemed to be threatening to make this match as his rival's last supper. This round of the rap battle was also a tie in my opinion.

In the third round of the rhyme battle Japanese Jesus went into the cypher claiming that his rival's career was paper thin and said he'd beat the queen Victoria out of Chedda Cheese. He said that a Bar-tone leg sweep would knock him into next week. He said that he had sex with his adversary girl and mentioned Chris Jericho who's also from Canada. He called his adversary a white boy with no rhythm. Chedda Cheese called Chedda Cheese a southern rapper that be getting drunk sipping on that lean. He called his challenger a party animal and seemed to have made more fat jokes. This round of the rap cypher was a tie in my opinion.

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